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2019-05-23 03:20 800428620 Anonymous (Billboard_Challenging_the_validity_of_Barack_Obama's_Birth_Certificate.jpg 1236x742 195kB)
Can someone give me a bunch of conspiracy theories beyond shit like Muslim Obama and 9/11 being an inside job

36 min later 800430368 Anonymous (10sknnrrazh21.jpg 1242x1491 183kB)
PROOF NBA LIES: basketballs are FLAT

37 min later 800430394 Anonymous
>>800428620 The moon doesn’t exist

40 min later 800430552 Anonymous
giraffes aren’t real, but instead an elaborate government gaslighting scheme

42 min later 800430625 Anonymous
>>800428620 Trump colluded with russia

43 min later 800430644 Anonymous
Since so many TV shows crossed-over with St. Elsewhere, almost all of modern television is actually a figment of the imagination of Dr. Westphall’s autistic son.

44 min later 800430707 Anonymous
Crack was invented by McDonald’s

44 min later 800430722 Anonymous
>>800430625 Ha how original

44 min later 800430733 Anonymous
>>800428620 What do you want? Like outlandish bullshit? Real conspiracies that are declassified? You can keep yourself pretty occupied with those alone tbh.

44 min later 800430736 Anonymous
>>800430625 Hey this isn't conspiracy. It's fact! Chuck Jewmer says so.

45 min later 800430754 Anonymous (1452829738474.jpg 742x688 372kB)
>>800430707

45 min later 800430773 Anonymous
>>800428620 At least 25% of americans are retarded and are proud of it That's 75 million people. Mostly Alabama

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Chicago mobster boss Sam Giancanna helped out his old buddy Joseph Kennedy and fixed the presidential election, helping JFK to eke out a win over Nixon. The understanding was that the FBI would leave the mafia alone. The mob then had Kennedy killed because Bobby Kennedy stepped up the fight against organized crime regardless.

47 min later 800430851 Anonymous (405_1000.jpg 468x743 134kB)
>>800428620 The moon landing was fake (It wasn't) Vaccines caused autism (They don't) One world order (Nope, just governments acting like kids). Jew run everything (nope) Holocaust was not real (Holocaust was real) Lizard people run everything (Nope) Take your pick.

48 min later 800430895 Anonymous
Ariana Grande doesn’t exist. It’s just Zac Ephron in drag

48 min later 800430899 Anonymous (5A74165A-7E64-4B79-A55B-EDCA7DE0926C.png 581x422 570kB)
>>800428620 Chuck E Cheese makes pizzas out of unfinished pizzas.

48 min later 800430903 Anonymous
>>800428620 Your mom is a whore

48 min later 800430915 Anonymous
>>800430851 >One world order Not a conspiracy day in the least but we're already kind of close to this. Just not in a shadowy evil way. In a globalisation, economic, wars between great nations are too expensive and negotiation is more feasible way..

50 min later 800430994 Anonymous
Abe Vegota is the Antichrist and he isn’t dead ihw is living in Idaho until the second coming of Jesus on July 16th, 2021

51 min later 800431019 Anonymous
>>800430915 Globalization is your friend. Helps economies and stops wars

51 min later 800431022 Anonymous
>>800430754 OP said evidence, not shitty /pol/ screencaps

52 min later 800431056 Anonymous (1523974136016.jpg 900x1200 306kB)
>>800430368 kek thank you anon

53 min later 800431106 Anonymous
>>800430733 >>800428620 Operation big buzz and operation drop kick are funny ones for example. The CIA inadvertently caused the falkland war, that came out like 5 years ago or something... The Canada invasion plan The CIA were convinced enough Hitler lived and went to Argentina that they spent a lot of resources looking for him. All the supernatural studies by the CIA during the cold war are real. They also have some pretty impressive data that's declassified, but, it's believed a lot of the projects reported false numbers out of embarrassment for spending so much goddamn money on such ridiculous endeavours so data was screwed with.. The falcon lake event, which was in Canada and is the worlds most officially documented alien case and involved the CIA and csis, case closed as unexplainable.. that one's really cool. Lots of fun stuff you can be interested in that you wouldn't be crazy for believing because it's all legit stuff

53 min later 800431128 Anonymous
>>800431019 I agree. Not a conspiracy fag as I said.

55 min later 800431211 Anonymous
>>800430552 This is true

56 min later 800431260 Anonymous
>>800431211 it's actually so true it's in teh bible

56 min later 800431265 Anonymous
>>800430915 There will always be countries that reject that. China wants to invest in the world, but has closed borders to investments within it. North Korea, most of the middle east, south america... To many petty people with visions of grandeur and purpose to put their causes aside.

57 min later 800431332 Anonymous
The world population is actually only 7500 people. The elites just lie to you and wear fake mustaches to fool you so that they can have the rest of the world to grow weed.

59 min later 800431406 Anonymous
alright hear me out: You know how lemonade is pretty cheap relative to what lemons actually cost? I have a theory that Big Lemonade, such as simply and Minute Maid doesn't use lemons: They use prisoners pee. Arrest rates for minorities has been going up recently, because they need more pee to satisfy the American populus. /s

59 min later 800431420 Anonymous
>>800431265 I think we'll get there. I had a friend point out all the middle eastern countries like Iran were in such high tension with are conveniently also countries that the world bank organizations don't have hands in. I don't like to extrapolate but it's interesting.

59 min later 800431439 Anonymous
>>800431332 Then how come people actually have moustaches?

1 hours later 800431456 Anonymous
>>800431406 alright, we have a winrar y'all! i like your style anon

1 hours later 800431457 Anonymous
They have cures for most of the major diseases but don’t share with the masses for population control and $$ for “research”

1 hours later 800431536 Anonymous (D6489D40-C5DE-4521-AFD0-45150A057696.jpg 980x1335 103kB)
>>800431439 All mustaches are fake

1 hours later 800431538 Anonymous
>>800431457 I don't buy population control. America's large population is why it's so goddamn rich. People like to rail on their ridiculous money spending on the military but it's 2% of their gdp. It's standard, not ridiculous at all. Can't do that without taking payers and bodies.

1 hours later 800431539 Anonymous
Deutsche Bank has loaned Trump over $2.5 million since 1998, floating him loans when nobody else would because of his bankruptcies. Deutsche Bank was fined $630 million for a $10 billion Russian money laundering scheme in 2017. Justice Kennedy's son was an executive at Deutsche. Healthy, lifetime appointee Justice Kennedy suddenly steps down to make way for Trump's pick, Kavanaugh. There are multiple conspiracy theories connecting these dots, and Trump is dead set on making sure nobody digs into his finances, so only time will tell.

1 hours later 800431561 Anonymous
>>800431536 Then how come I have a moustache. *Falls off* ...mother of God.

1 hours later 800431573 Anonymous
-Obama is Muslim, but not in the way people think he is. He is the son of a famed Thai (?) cult leader, Soebarkah of the Subud cult. -Operation Paperclip was a project that involved convincing Nazi engineers and scientists to work with Americans to help the latter develop nuclear weapons. Some, like Wernher von Braun, former SS member, even made it into NASA and influenced it greatly. von Braun went so far as to nickname a possible expedition into Mars as 'Elon'. -Trump's uncle may have, at some point, been in possessions of many of Nikola Tesla's papers, some of which may have been documents regarding time travel. -Jews are famous for having performed blood rituals for centuries, drinking the blood of babies and even putting it in food like matzos. Many Catholic children have been venerated for being victims of cultish behavior like this. Look up 'Jewish blood libel'. -There are bank accounts right now which hold amounts of quintillions of dollars. There are others with balances which the average person is literally unable to count, instead mentioned as 'infinity US dollars' for short. Look up 'White spiritual boy'.

1 hours later 800431584 Anonymous
jet fuel melts steel beams

1 hours later 800431587 Anonymous
>>800431538 Without tax payers*

1 hours later 800431696 Anonymous
>>800431538 where did you learn economics anon? I'd love to agree, but clearly the other anon is right there's many examples of medication existing but never being released for illnesses that are mostly in underdeveloped countries. The theory arguing that the people in those countries are too poor to afford said meds is bullshit, NGO's usually play bank in order for labs to be able to shed their shit in those places even if the pop can't pay - believe an ex-sanofi exec

1 hours later 800431749 Anonymous
>>800431106 Canadafag here, know the falcon lake story well, there was one from Manitoba a few years ago when some unidentified object crashed on lake Winnipeg in the winter, the military was all over it within an hour (pretty remote location) and they were confiscating phones and cameras of witnesses.

1 hours later 800431763 Anonymous
“Country roads”was actually written by J. Edgar Hoover and he used it to pass messages to his spies in Lichtenstein

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>>800428620 The Daily Show used to Point out Project Mocking Bird quite often. That is until Trevor Noah came on and started sucking off the big execs that put him in that position.

1 hours later 800431851 Anonymous
>>800431538 But just imagine how many more there would be if there wasn’t cancer,aids,Parkinson’s etc..

1 hours later 800432061 Anonymous
>>800431851 You can’t cure cancer. It’s an inevitability of cell division

1 hours later 800432182 Anonymous
>>800430736 Kek

1 hours later 800432195 Anonymous
The modern computer age happened because of extraterrestrials or beings from a alternate reality or dimension.

1 hours later 800432240 Anonymous
>>800432061 Good, that’s exactly what they want to to think.

1 hours later 800432246 Anonymous
>>800430773 I'm sure the major cities like NYC and LA have a more highly concentrated population of the mentally disabled than the rural areas of Alabama.

1 hours later 800432309 Anonymous
Autism is caused by the huge increase in chicken consumption since the 1960's.

1 hours later 800432335 Anonymous
>>800432246 think again anon

1 hours later 800432357 Anonymous
>>800432240 >they >Jews

1 hours later 800432375 Anonymous
Robin Williams is the great great grandson of a black eyed "human" and a taxi driving lesbian who sometimes likes dick who also has super strength

1 hours later 800432380 Anonymous
>>800431019 Stops Wars? Are you mentally Handicapped?

1 hours later 800432385 Anonymous
>>800430899 Can confirm. Was my first job

1 hours later 800432400 Anonymous
>>800431457 can they cure being a retarded fag? like seriously, could they cure /b/?

1 hours later 800432403 Anonymous
>>800432357 More like big pharma

1 hours later 800432405 Anonymous
>>800432309 Maybe chicken consumption has risen BECAUSE of autism. Tards love tenders

1 hours later 800432484 Anonymous
>>800432405 They’re called tendies and you better have ketchup to dip them in.

1 hours later 800432509 Anonymous
>>800431538 It's not population control. It's Problems became Commodities.

1 hours later 800432527 Anonymous
Brexit is actually a front by terrorist organisations that want to weaken the UK, leaving it vulnerable to attack.

1 hours later 800432551 Anonymous
heres a fact: everyone in this thread is a nigger

1 hours later 800432569 Anonymous
>>800431456 ty very much :)

1 hours later 800432643 Anonymous
Newest one is that Trump is draining the swamp. He worked with the FBI/CIA for years and when he started running for Office, invited every criminal republican who worked for foreign banks/ governments onto his team. One by one they went to jail, Manafort, Rick Gates etc.

1 hours later 800432671 Anonymous
>>800432551 So you are a nigger?

1 hours later 800432687 Anonymous (DMQVxJ4XUAIDcJ7.jpg 712x403 60kB)
>>800432527 Plausible

1 hours later 800432858 Anonymous
>>800428620 World governments have knowledge that our star (the sun) has become unstable and it's sun spot cycle has been messed up for the past 40 years they think the sun is going to do something really bad very soon that may have the potential to end most life on this planet there have been secret underground tunneling operations going on since the early 80s underneath large underground warehouse facilities they use a machine that liquifies the rock and leaves glass insulated tunnels basically there are huge complexes underground to house hundreds of thousands of people but most will be essential for world governments not for everyone else, who will undoubtedly be fried on the surface of the earth

1 hours later 800432967 Anonymous
>>800431539 >his bankruptcies wrong he never filed for bankruptcy there were business bankruptcies which are an entirely different thing

1 hours later 800433157 Anonymous
>>800432967 True most of his businesses failed, but he got paid in shady deals away from his businesses. That dark money meant even if his business went to garbage, he still had a ton of illegal money lying around for the next scheme.

1 hours later 800433371 Anonymous
>>800432858 Completely plausible, that rock melting you’re talking about is called deflagration. There’s a guy on YouTube who does videos about the sun and he has a pretty good record of predicting earthquakes, the channel is called “suspicious observers”

1 hours later 800433495 Anonymous
>>800433371 "a guy on youtube" is pretty much the only objective scientist in this world

1 hours later 800433637 Anonymous
>>800433495 He gets pretty in depth into how the sun affects our planet.

1 hours later 800433705 Anonymous
helium in Super Bowl footballs

1 hours later 800433878 Anonymous
>>800433637 sure they go in depths, you wouldn't keep on watching otherwise if you "fall" for this type of content often i'd suggest you start reading up on the psychology of manipulation - usually gets any intelligent person off most of this crap - not that i deem it to be crap without even seeing it, but most of it is actually pure pseudoscience with no link to reality at all, which actually makes it less real than any leged out of the middle-ages

1 hours later 800433897 Anonymous (3448d2.png 1400x1400 2kB)
What an IDIOT why the FUCK haven't you joined this server yet? Post on #shitpost-chat-nsfw to not get automaticly banned by a niggermod on 4chan NIGGER YES YOU ARE A NIGGER, JUST DO IT YASTODAY SAID TODAY THEN J U S T DO IT . https://discordapp.com\invite\zSyp9 sX Copy to your browser... EZ...NO-RULES, no yannies GO GO GO MSG_ID: pmy25elo2 CAN YOU FUCKING TELL ME WHY YOU'RE NOT HERE YOU SILLY MOTHER FUCKER DONT READ KIKE COPY THAT SHIT TO YOUR FUCKING BROWSER You're non less then a literal nigger, faggot. https://discordapp.com\invite\zSyp9 sX https://discordapp.com\invite\zSyp9 sX https://discordapp.com\invite\zSyp9 sX

1 hours later 800433960 Anonymous (8200ca.png 1400x1400 2kB)
What an IDIOT why the FUCK haven't you joined this server yet? Post on #shitpost-chat-nsfw to not get automaticly banned by a niggermod on 4chan NIGGER YES YOU ARE A NIGGER, JUST DO IT YASTODAY SAID TODAY THEN J U S T DO IT . https://discordapp.com\invite\zSyp9 sX Copy to your browser... EZ...NO-RULES, no yannies GO GO GO MSG_ID: bfx23xnye9 CAN YOU FUCKING TELL ME WHY YOU'RE NOT HERE YOU SILLY MOTHER FUCKER DONT READ KIKE COPY THAT SHIT TO YOUR FUCKING BROWSER You're non less then a literal nigger, faggot. https://discordapp.com\invite\zSyp9 sX https://discordapp.com\invite\zSyp9 sX https://discordapp.com\invite\zSyp9 sX

1 hours later 800434059 Anonymous (1552472473972.jpg 514x960 95kB)
There's an ongoing until now relatively successful process to feminize and domesticate the general population through pornography, endocrine disruptors chemicals, cultural and mediatic assimilation, persistent organics Pollutants, prenatal hormones, Abortion, political socialism, etc... To make the people Pacific cattle in order to help avoid the fermix paradox.

1 hours later 800434142 Anonymous
>>800430899 Kek devilish

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