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2019-05-18 08:11 800011184 Anonymous (scott-beierle[1].jpg 780x439 26kB)
ITT incels talk about how lucky we are to have avoided getting attention from girls our whole lives I have to say I'm glad I've never gotten caught by the 'getting lots of girls' scam. I'll start. > You don't have to deal with thousands of girls swarming you all the time, distracting you from other stuff that's more important like manga, improving your Fortnite skills, etc. > You can laugh at Chads knowing they could never comprehend things at the same level you do. You could run laps around them if they ever made the mistake of engaging in an intellectual debate with you. > You don't have to deal with the smell of rotting fish on a daily basis from girl's vaginas. > You have more moral integrity than Chads, who don't know how to be faithful and sleep with a different girl every week.

2 min later 800011334 Anonymous
very sad sir

8 min later 800011721 Anonymous
>>800011334 It would be sadder to be a Chad who is incapable of having affection after his 100th girlfriend

11 min later 800011919 Anonymous
>>800011721 dont have girlfriends just sex them virgin

15 min later 800012165 Anonymous
>>800011919 Never had sex. I always have things to do, have to put it off, etc

17 min later 800012299 Anonymous
>>800012165 thats retarded how have you not pursued sex i started dreaming about it when i was ten

20 min later 800012459 Anonymous
>>800012299 Why would you want to have sex, 99% of them are roasties

22 min later 800012595 Anonymous
>>800012459 Not if you're still in highschool fucken young sluts

24 min later 800012702 Anonymous
>>800012595 >high school Reported, sent a tip to the FBI, sent a letter to Trump

30 min later 800012998 Anonymous
>>800012702 That was hypothetical. I am a teacher.

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