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2019-05-18 07:41 800009058 Anonymous (warauseerusuman01c-e1491568237503.jpg 600x338 29kB)
無名さん、約束を破りましたね。

0 min later 800009084 Anonymous
>>800009058 Your moon runes have no power over me.

1 min later 800009186 Anonymous
私の名は喪黒福蔵、ひとよんで笑うセールスマン。ただのセールスマンじゃご ざいません。取り扱う品物はココロ、人間の心でございます。

3 min later 800009262 Anonymous
>>800009084 Anon, you broke your promise, didn't you?

3 min later 800009266 Anonymous
>>800009058 His smug aura mocks me

5 min later 800009436 Anonymous
>>800009266 I don't like that painting chollie

7 min later 800009553 Anonymous
I have an idea for an episode of this show. Does anyone want to hear it?

9 min later 800009719 Anonymous
Arigato desu

10 min later 800009796 Anonymous
His customer is a 26 year old Japanese salary man who has been studying English on-and-off his whole life but just cant seem to communicate successfully at it. One night after work he's going to his usual nightly event where people go to meet and talk with other students in English for practice....cont

14 min later 800010156 Anonymous
>>800009796 There is where he meets Moguro-san. He starts to chat up with him and is amazed at how well and fluently Moguro is able to speak English. He asks him if he is a native speaker to which Moguro-san replies that he has only started studying English one week ago. Amazed, he asks Moguro-san what his secret to learning english so quickly is. This is where Moguro-san introduces himself and tells him that he may have a special tool that can help him achieve the English fluency he has always wanted...cont

18 min later 800010399 Anonymous
>>800010156 Moguro-san gives him a lesson book and tells the man that if he studies the lessons in this book every night for at least 30 minutes, his ability to speak English will increase exponentially in only a matter of days, and will eventually reach native level if he continues to study from the book 30 mins a day every single day. However, Moguro then warns him to never skip any lessons for any reason or there will be dire consequences.

20 min later 800010543 Anonymous
>>800010399 I just thought if the duolingo bird meme and this is now shit.

20 min later 800010566 Anonymous
>>800010399 The man takes the book and starts to study with it, and just as Moguro-san said, his English fluency increases dramatically. He continues to study every single day for a whole month then becomes able to speak it to his business clients and newly formed international friends as well as a native speaker.

25 min later 800010926 Anonymous
>>800010566 However...he gets so caught up in his new found ability, he decides to travel to the USA and live the California lifestyle he has always dreamed of. The first night he arrives in Los Angeles, he skips his lesson to go out drinking and partying with his American friends and trying to pick up chicks with his super swave language skills.

26 min later 800010989 Anonymous
>>800010926 In the early morning as hes walking back to his hotel room drunk near the beach, he runs into Moguro-san who is wearing typical california tourist style clothing "You broke your promise, didnt you?" the man tries to defend his actions but Moguro hits him with a DOOOOON

30 min later 800011229 Anonymous
I showered with ivory spring soap and my balls smell amazing.

31 min later 800011246 Anonymous
>>800010989 The scene changes and the sun is now out. The camera pans to a cardboard mat with a scruffy homeless looking man standing around on it babbling incoherently to the people passing by. It is revealed that it is the main character of the story. Hes able in mind but now permanently unable to convey his thoughts to any other people. hes gone homeless and has no way of getting back to Japan.

32 min later 800011306 Anonymous
これはペンです。

33 min later 800011429 Anonymous
>>800011246 Moguro-san looks at him from across the street, then skateboards away into the sunset and gives a brief speech to the viewer about the importance of diligent study and not letting speaking another language go to your head and make you do rash things you normally wouldn't. OOOOH HO HO HO HO

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