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2012-09-18 11:42 425834001 Anonymous (images.jpg 259x172 2kB)
Japan is the best country in the world, here's why:
1. Smartest People
- Extremely talented engineers and developers
2. Healthiest Country by far
- Most Japanese meals include fish, vegetables, and protein.
3. Most mannered people in the world
- Japanese people know how to conduct themselves in public and to honor tradition
4. One of the wealthiest countries
-Considering their location as an island, they do pretty damn well
5.Japanese women are respectful to men
- None of this western bull shit. Japanese women are nurturing and want to please their man.
Japan 1 Rest of World 0
2 min later 425834163 Anonymous
6. Samurais
- That is all.
3 min later 425834243 Anonymous
Don't forget about the anime and the fact that they rank #1 in number of extreme fetishes. Germany is a far distant second.
3 min later 425834254 Anonymous
small dick
/thread
4 min later 425834359 Anonymous (1347878115637.jpg 600x669 213kB)
but they have small penises
Japan : 0
/b/ : 1
4 min later 425834369 Anonymous
>>425834254
> still thinks size matters
laughinggirls.jpg
6 min later 425834483 Anonymous
>>425834369
dont worry , japanese girls may or may not still have sex with you
8 min later 425834680 Anonymous
>>425834369
>has deluded himself into thinking size doesn't matter.
>laughingeverything.jpg
10 min later 425834832 Anonymous
>>425834680
you know you have a small penis when you think size doesn't matter
11 min later 425834856 Anonymous
>>425834680
> believing girls care about your dick size in the first place
> not believing that girls only care about themselves and whether or not you can support their lazy ass.
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12 min later 425834957 Anonymous (grüeziwohl.gif 302x302 3kB)
Switzerland is the best country in the world, here's why:
1. Smartest People
- Extremely talented scientists and economists
2. Healthiest Country by far
- Most Swiss meals include only the best quality of meat, vegetables and dairy goods
3. Most mannered people in the world
- Japanese people know how to conduct themselves in public and to honor tradition
4. One of the wealthiest countries
-Considering their location as a political island, they do pretty damn well
5. Swiss women are respectful to men, almost no bitches and antisocials
- None of this western amerifag and eastern flashy j-pop culture bullshit. Swiss women are hot and faithful.
Switzerland 1 Japan 0 Rest of World 0
13 min later 425835047 Anonymous
Reasons why Japs suck.
1. PS3 interface is shit.
2. Japanese cars interface is shit.
3. Highest suicide rate in the world.
15 min later 425835151 Anonymous (dutch,P20flag.gif.pagespeed.ce.jNi7DwDfvb.gif 453x302 1kB)
The Netherlands is the best country in the world, here's why:
1. Weed
2. Weed
3. Weed
4. Weed
5. Weed
Rest of the world, are you even trying?
15 min later 425835157 Anonymous
>>425834957
>talks about Switzerland
>Japanese People know how to etc.
>Japanese People
fail Ctrl+V is fail
15 min later 425835159 Anonymous
>Most Japanese meals include fish, vegetables, and protein
stupid fucking sentence considering protein is in fish moron.
>Considering their location as an island, they do pretty damn well
Moronic sentence
>Japanese women are nurturing
you obviously can't get laid and need women to be under your control to do so because you ar beta as fuck
op is a fucking weeabo faggot
16 min later 425835265 Anonymous
>>425834001
1. Well if your peers put so much pressure on you to do good in school then you'd probably be smart as fuck too.
2. This is mostly influenced by culture and history, and their location. Living by the ocean makes it a lot easier to eat fish
>lots of fish, vegetables, and protein
Yeah steak has protein too
3. Growing up and conserving your family tradition sounds pretty gay. I would never be able to express myself. Thats why U.S. >
4 &5 don't really care about
17 min later 425835372 Anonymous
Don't tell me, OP. You had watched a few Sion Sono movies, and now think it is the greatest place in the world?
19 min later 425835449 Anonymous
>>425835151
>>425835151
>>425835151
THIS GUY
23 min later 425835783 Anonymous (12995123415.jpg 300x300 23kB)
>>425835157
oh wow, we got a super attentive fella here. here is a sticker for your booklet.
24 min later 425835828 Anonymous
>>425835151
Winners don't do drugs
24 min later 425835838 Anonymous
Bump. How about we take a 180 degree turn and try to encourage OP to move to Japan?
26 min later 425835952 Anonymous
>>425835265
5 is the most important one there.
Anybody who marries a westernised chick is a masochist.
27 min later 425836004 Anonymous
How about, Japan sits on a major fault line and gets it's ass fucked off every time there's an earthquake.
28 min later 425836060 Anonymous
filled with racists and betafags
28 min later 425836109 Anonymous
Japan fails because it is a land full of mythical creatures that don't really exist
29 min later 425836187 Anonymous
Why the fuck would anyone actually want to live in Japan? It's crowded, smelly, and the culture is stupid.
32 min later 425836334 Anonymous
>>425835783
thank you
33 min later 425836410 Anonymous
Ten years ago I got so much Japanese pussy.
The best thing the japs ever did was send there 15year old girls over seas to learn english.
Japanese students will let anyone fuck them if they think they are forfilling the local customs.
Stupidest whores ever, and very nice to fuck.
33 min later 425836431 Anonymous
>>425836109
inb4 jesus christ, batman, ronald mcdonald, ancient aliens, xenu
34 min later 425836496 Anonymous
>Country with one of the highest suicide rates
lol. Fucking chinks can't handle life. Whats the point of being the smartest, well mannered, and wealthiest if you are just going to end it all?
42 min later 425837052 Anonymous (1290860625911.jpg 700x707 57kB)
Their only flaw is having small dicks.....
but after whitey is extinct (what do you think will happen when the minorities they allow to swarm their countries finally gain majorities, yeah im sure they will be all about equaility)
... they can then kill off the other races pretty easily
....bam biggest dicks by default
45 min later 425837231 Anonymous
their gonne get whiped of the world soon though by china
46 min later 425837317 Anonymous
>>425836187
Just like any other major cities?
47 min later 425837368 Anonymous
Not true
Japan's economy is so fucked up, even USA is better off.
They continue to get loans because they need to constantly produce.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_public_debt
sort by IMF
48 min later 425837496 Anonymous
>>425837368
More info: I love Japan, they have some great qualities. But:
They also have quite a bit of racism versus white and blacks.
They do not have liberty like the western world
They have the second highest suicide rates in the world
48 min later 425837510 Anonymous (billcosby.jpg 405x369 18kB)
bill cosby is the greatest country in the world because bop beep boop dee boop bop smack!
cosby: 1
japan: 0
world:0
49 min later 425837547 Anonymous
>>425837368
So they need to militarize their economy so they can get more proactive in fucking shit up like United States?
49 min later 425837582 Anonymous (134685795462.png 828x637 650kB)
>>425835047
>PS3 interface is shit
>PS3
>MFW PS3 has no games.
>MFW PS3 is shit
51 min later 425837672 Anonymous
>>425834001
also Japanese women are more materialistic than american women, trust me.
54 min later 425837889 Anonymous
>>425837672
Well there go your luck, you will never find a woman anywhere.
58 min later 425838183 Anonymous (1345684586814.png 793x688 575kB)
>>425835047
>>425837582
ps3 is godly compared to adbox
no BS
>turn on console
ads everywhere
>play games
adbox live required
>browse internet
adbox live required
>watch netflix/hulu
adbox live required
enjoy paying for ads that showcase your systems demographic i.e. adolescence
58 min later 425838209 Anonymous
Meh, obvious troll is obvious, but I'm bored so yay thread helmets on!
1. High education, but highest IQ average goes to South Korea I think.
2. Not true at all. Good health care, yes and relatively unpolluted. Healthiest people would be Iceland if we're speaking statistics. And you clearly have no idea about the diet. Relatively low protein as far as the first world goes, high on carbo hydates. Veggie portions are good though.
3. Manners... Might have to agree on that. Certainly some of the nicest people I've met. However if you look at the culture it is also mandated to act that way however you might actually feel.
4. They have a stronge economy, yes. However you thinking that having a lot of places to put harbors is a disadvantage shows how retarded you are.
5. Err... No. They're more preserved. The fact that they are told not to speak back does not constitute respect. And as you before mentioned that the people in general supposedly have better manners, would that not hint that they also earn more respect from their peers due to these manners?
58 min later 425838219 Anonymous
>>425834001
1) They are the dumbest people in the world most of the savages don't know English.
2) Radioactive fish and vegetables aren't good for you dumbass.
3) They have a weak and inferior culture which avoids confrontation and promotes inferiority.
4) Have you heard of Luxembourg or Sweden? Japan is poor because they have little natural resources.
5)So are muslim women.
1 hours later 425838410 Anonymous (05ff89ad4e99eaf3a399bce59bf85559.png 500x375 82kB)
>>425838183
>ps3 is godly compared to adbox
no BS
>MFW they're both terrible
1 hours later 425838482 Anonymous
>>425838219
>comparing japanese women to mudslime women
Touché, my good sir
Also, I've found the bitchiest of japanese bitchy bitches to be worse than any other of the worst bitchy fucking bitches
1 hours later 425838606 Anonymous
>>425834001
:)
1 hours later 425838616 Anonymous
>>425838482
muslim women know their place. its glorious
1 hours later 425838639 Anonymous
Lol@all the weeaboo faggots thinking Japan is even remotely financially stable.
They owe over 200% of GDP in public debt.
Dumb faggots. That country is done.
Just like your dreams.
1 hours later 425838690 Anonymous (491.jpg 530x800 199kB)
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1 hours later 425841145 Anonymous
been there on holiday 1 month ago for 2 weeks its an awesome country ill give you that but the people are really horribly anti social and degrading pieces of shit
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