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2012-09-18 07:07 425801286 Anonymous (hNXQB.jpg 585x800 49kB)
Hey /b/ I just feel Like I need to share this with someone, I haven't told this to anyone in the world, it's my biggest secret. TL;DR:I disappeared after 9/11, everyone that knew me before thinks of me dead, I changed my whole identity because I couldn't stand my life. Little back story first: My parents are very rich, dad is a surgeon and mom owns a very expensive clothing store. I got married at 24, right after I finished my senior year at Brown, we lived pretty happily for a while, then I went to law-school and this whole shitfest began. was studying, very busy never really at home so I guess it's partially my fault. As years passed me and my wife started drifting apart, we had sex maybe once every month, wife stopped talking to me about her personal stuff, we still made small talk about the news, neighbours, friends and w/e but she never came to me with her issues, "everything is fine honey". Then suddenly we had a baby and I thought everything would be better, but it got even worse, wife started blaming me for never being around and accusing me of cheating and lying to her. Shit went seriously downhill pretty fast. Meanwhile my parents stopped really talking to me, dad said I wasn't living up to he expectations, was a disappointment etc etc. Of course mom took his side. Basically my whole life was crap. Last 5-6 months before 9/11 my life just became a routine that I needed to do, every day I would get up feeling worse then the day before, work was basically the only time I didn't feel like a sack of shit. Few weeks before 9/11 I found out that the my wife was cheating on my for the past 7 years and our 6 year old daughter wasn't even mine, I seriously lost, I didn't know what to do couldn't confront my wife, I tempted taking my life but I always thought that suicide was pathetic and I can't do it

0 min later 425801427 Anonymous
. Then 9/11 happened, my firm was located on the 86th floor of the north building, I was out at a clients house going over some files when I hear the news. At first I freaked the fuck out, after getting over my shock I had a thought..."Everyone probably thinks I am dead"... I was standing there and thinking the same thing over and over and I felt such relief, as if a giant weight was lifted form my shoulders, I realised that I could do anything I wanted, go anywhere I wanted because I didn't have to do anything anymore, everyone thought I was dead. I took a cab to Garden City and just went inside a bar and sipped beer watching the news, sat there until it closed, and it felt like the best day of my life. I was about to go home when I thought, "why should I go home, I am fucking dead", so I took the bus to a small town near Niagara falls, my parents had a small house there that they never went to, I stayed the night there, then I went to a bank, and took out all the money from my own private account, most of my savings that I never shared with anyone, about 80k in cash. And I went to Canada

1 min later 425801530 Anonymous
I now own a small campground/RV park in Ontario, I changed my name and my appearance. Last 11 years have been the beast ones in my life so far, I never regret doing this, it was the best decision in my life, I was thinking about writing a book or a blog about this whole thing. Every Year on 9/10 I take a 2 week trip down to the US, visit all the places I went to when I was "running away", take the bus to Garden City, tip the bartender $100, take a cab to Manhattan, visit ground zero, then I spend the evening outside my wife's and her husbands trailer just watching, and thinking how that could've been me. Sometimes I fantasize walking up to the trailer and knocking on the door, her opening the door and her face transforming as she recognizes me, but I never do.

3 min later 425801870 Anonymous
Op just declared his vigilance

3 min later 425801891 Anonymous
you did the right thing OP. how's the life now ? any better ?

5 min later 425802208 Anonymous (canada.jpg 436x291 20kB)
>>425801530 >Ontario

6 min later 425802323 Anonymous
you did the right thing op

6 min later 425802396 Anonymous
Write a book, it'd be a best seller OP

8 min later 425802659 Anonymous
Op if this is all true, you're a fucking champ.

8 min later 425802731 Anonymous
This is all in OP's head. He is really the one in the trailer, wishing all those years ago that he did this instead of being a fucking pussy and crawling back to his "safe" existence with his cheating wife and bastard child

9 min later 425802845 Anonymous
dont write a book just yet op maybe wait 10 more years. Everyone would be all pissy that you faked you death on 9/11. I'd buy the shit out of that book though.

9 min later 425802862 Anonymous
This thread is fucking gold

9 min later 425802885 Anonymous
>>425801891 much better, I go out hiking and canoeing every sunday, have a lot of great friends, last year I build four 2 berdroom log houses in my campground mostly by my self, I have all the time I want to my self, don't make lot's of money but I don't need much, have about 300k saved up in my bank and planning on selling the campground and taking a year long trip around the world.

10 min later 425802954 Anonymous
>>425802885 Where you gonna go?

11 min later 425803118 Anonymous
>>425802885 I wanna take a trip to your campground and meet you

11 min later 425803120 Anonymous (Edmond_Dantes_by_ou8nrtist2.jpg 1008x698 292kB)
>>425801286 OP you need to read the Count of Monte Cristo as soon as possible if you haven't already. Disguise yourself beyond recognition, go back into your old life, and start reaping the havoc and vengence you deserve.

11 min later 425803129 Anonymous
>>425802845 It's not that anyone would find out, highly unlikely I just really not sure if I fell like sharing, even writing this took some convincing inside my head.

11 min later 425803169 Anonymous
Dont know what the penalty is, but you faked your death, so writing a book may mean you got into trouble for that.

12 min later 425803379 Anonymous
>>425801286 Pulling all your money out of the accounts didn't raise any red flags? I would guess it was chaos for a few weeks but eventually someone had to notice. Don't go 'way OP, I'm intruiged.

13 min later 425803445 Anonymous
who do you bank through, that wouldn't do flag your bank account after you are dead? also, did u take out 80k or 300k?

13 min later 425803556 Anonymous
>>425802954 Asutralia, Russia, Germany, Dtuch land, Latvia, New Zeland

13 min later 425803571 Anonymous
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

14 min later 425803642 Anonymous
op you need to move to canada, no one gives a fuck here...

14 min later 425803645 Anonymous
Have you seen your name on a memorial yet?

14 min later 425803694 Anonymous
OP were you ever legally declared dead?

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15 min later 425803794 Anonymous (1330668273282.jpg 640x637 220kB)
>>425803571 hurrr durrr good job you can read

15 min later 425803854 Anonymous
>>425803445 >>425803379 This was my own private account, nobody knew about this, I didn't use my real name when I set up the account it was just an experiment when I started law school, but as my marriage started failing I started saving up money in there.

16 min later 425803917 Anonymous
One thing, OP. If you worked in the twin towers you would have had a life insurance policy issued by your employer for at least 1/4 million. Your descendent wife wouldn't be living in a trailer. You might want to consider revising that part of your fictional story.

16 min later 425804051 Anonymous
>>425803794 Yes, and you couldn't detect bullshit if your life depended on it. Just a word of advice; don't play poker. People will enjoy robbing you blind with impunity.

17 min later 425804072 Anonymous
Well...you can murder your wife now

17 min later 425804093 Anonymous
(there are infinite numbers between 0 & 10)/10 I am entertained

17 min later 425804117 Anonymous
>>425803694 >>425803645 Never bothered to look, but I am probably not on the memorial, nobody gave a shit about me, my wife was leading a double life and my parents havn't talked to em in 3 years

17 min later 425804129 Anonymous
>>425801286 Op is cool enough to come hang with me in toronto fuck the falls

17 min later 425804172 Anonymous
>>425801286 isabella v? >:on the run for: >3487 days, 22 hours, >22 minutes, and >32 seconds.

17 min later 425804195 Anonymous (meh.ro6364.jpg 400x307 65kB)


19 min later 425804394 Anonymous
>>425803917 chicks tend to blow through money very fucking fast. Maybe she just lost it all and went back to living in a trailer because she had no choice.

19 min later 425804483 Anonymous
10/10 Best fucking thread I've seen in a while, whether fake or not. Thanks for some good OC.

19 min later 425804484 Anonymous
>>425803917 250k can go so fast with this economy, ecpsially when you never had a career,lived off your rich husband and your boyfriend works at a hotel for 14$ an hour. They probably got the money and spend it all in the first few years, I was too scared to go back there only started doing it last 4 years.

19 min later 425804508 Anonymous
>>425801286 OP you are my fucking hero someday I wanna disappear too got any recommendations of what makes life worth living?

20 min later 425804514 Anonymous
>>425804117 You're smart enough to keep your story vague in some aspects, but too dumb to keep it that way in other aspects.

20 min later 425804651 Anonymous
Even if this is complete bullshit, I heard a lawyer on television a few weeks ago say that it's not illegal to fake your own death as long as you don't file a false police report or try to collect any insurance somehow afterwards. So basically as long as there is no paper trail, which there doesn't seem to be, you're in the clear. Even if this is bullshit, 10/10 for giving me hope of being able to start over some day.

21 min later 425804696 Anonymous
OP I want to come to your trailer park. Sounds like it would be a marvelous time.

21 min later 425804725 Anonymous
>>425804117 How do you know who your parents have talked to in the past 3 years?

21 min later 425804795 Anonymous
>>425803169 Technically he didn't, he just left without saying goodbye. I'm pretty sure there isn't a penalty for that. OP, if you did write a book, mention /b/ in a subtle way so that I know I posted in an epic bread. Also, I'd buy your book.

21 min later 425804798 Anonymous
>>425804514 whatever man I don't give a shit if you don't believe me, I am not trying to prove anything just wanted to share my life changing experience with someone

21 min later 425804847 Anonymous
>>425801286 ever tempted to return or even just spy on the old life you had?

22 min later 425804860 Anonymous
>>425803854 Bbbut you need social security numbers, id, etc etc etc. How?

22 min later 425804890 Anonymous
OP you're so fucking cool.

22 min later 425804894 Anonymous
>>425801286 >>425803645 You should go here and Ctrl+F your name. http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,62151,00.html

22 min later 425804945 Anonymous
>>425804725 3 years before 9/11 sorry about that part

22 min later 425804980 Anonymous
What a bullshit story. If you died in 9/11, the story you just gave out would contain way too many clues as to your actual identity. As someone who actually did fake his own death in 9/11, you never give out too many details.

22 min later 425804992 Anonymous
Great story OP.

24 min later 425805253 Anonymous
>>425804860 not back then.. I think I gave them my driver license and student id thing we had. Don't think it was a big chain bank either, I don't remember the name

24 min later 425805283 Anonymous (enhanced-buzz-5792-1334090723-79.jpg 604x453 91kB)
>>425804484 Now I know you're full of it. Absolute fiction. You would KNOW how much the policy was for. Also NO ONE blows a windfall only to live in a trailer.

25 min later 425805354 Anonymous
>>425804798 >hurr durr u dont hab to baleeb me Response every bullshitter gives when called on his bullshit.

26 min later 425805532 Anonymous
>>425804980 I never faked my own death, I just didn't come back home that day.

26 min later 425805584 Anonymous
>>425804980 >too many details Such as: >86th floor of the north building

27 min later 425805647 Anonymous
>>425805253 OP I'm losing faith here... These don't seem like the sort of things you just forget. I want to believe, but you know how it is... I think I got trolled, I was into it for a minute there... well props on that anyway.

27 min later 425805668 Anonymous
>>425805532 Whatever, asshole. Like that someone invalidates the rest of what I said about your stupid fucking story.

27 min later 425805720 Anonymous
>>425804795 This. Also I would buy your book for sure. You should go back to you wife and tell her she should never have cheated on you then throw money at her and call her poor. This is the best thread I've seen in a while.

27 min later 425805749 Anonymous
>>425805354 So true. "You won't believe me" is what honest people say before saying something outlandish.

27 min later 425805753 Anonymous
This guy survived from the same floor your firm was on -- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UHP8HSOOIk

27 min later 425805776 Anonymous
>married at 24 There's where you flawed.

28 min later 425805785 Anonymous (523.jpg 852x1280 392kB)
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28 min later 425805842 Anonymous
>>425805753 know this guy?

28 min later 425805869 Anonymous
>>425805647 This was way back in the 90's

28 min later 425805887 Anonymous
Well if this is actually true, then hats off to you OP. That was probably the best move you could make.

28 min later 425805896 Anonymous
>>425801286 never been much of a read, but if you wrote a book abotu this i'd read the shit out of it. Damn if this is legit i cant believe you pulled this off.

29 min later 425806047 Anonymous (1341091310014.jpg 991x757 156kB)
>>425805253 OP at this point is obviously making it up as he goes along.

29 min later 425806075 Anonymous
>>425805584 Such as the guy went to Brown, got married at 24, was on the 80 whateverith floor, and he went missing on 9/11. Should be able to pick that guy out of a simple line up, eh?

30 min later 425806107 Anonymous
>>425801286 >my firm was located on the 86th floor >I spend the evening outside my wife's and her husbands trailer >trailer Come on, OP, you're not even trying to make it believable. The families of 9/11 victims received large sums of money and an ivy league lawyer such as yourself would have had an insurance policy I'm sure. But your wife is in a trailer now?

30 min later 425806148 Anonymous
>>425805753 no idea who he is

30 min later 425806160 Anonymous
A friend of mine who was on the 94th floor (worked for Cantor Fitzgerald) was never found and never came home. Not one molecule of DNA, nothing. The family got a shitload of money (which they didn't need.) Like $8 million. So, that part of the story is plausible. I think there were like 500 people like that. They were all "declared dead" for legal and insurance purposes.

31 min later 425806273 Anonymous (Red_forman.jpg 307x400 29kB)
>>425801286 OP, so you're telling me that when you're country was hit with violence and chaos, you took everything but your money and the clothes on your back, and fled north into a new country in hopes of a better life?

32 min later 425806551 Anonymous
Sack the fuck up OP. Your life is amazing, you're a lawyer who is having a bad relationship, but actually enjoys his job. That's better than a good 90% of the United States. You don't just get to run away.

33 min later 425806642 Anonymous (6648905683e59sdhol.jpg 260x249 17kB)
And then, Op woke up realizing he was still stuck to his miserable life.. Oh dear.

33 min later 425806673 Anonymous
>>425806107 Its in his post man, he never shared his savings or shit, and took all that with him. Sure she probably got loads from insurance but from the sounds of the bitch she probably blew through that real fast.

34 min later 425806859 Anonymous
I want to believe so bad... what is the name of your RV park?

34 min later 425806918 Anonymous
There are so many fucking holes in this story I really don't know where to begin.... If you were at a client's house, that client would know you're alive. Don't even try to say that you told the client you were going back and the client assumes you died. Also, sorry, pulling out $80K leaves a trail, regardless of whether or not your family knew about it. How bout the kid, OP? Why would you just abandon your kid. And last of all, you're wife got fucking paid millions in lawsuits. Did she blow it all? Why is she living in a trailer. 8/10 for making me type so god damn much.

35 min later 425807020 Anonymous
" and took out all the money from my own private account, most of my savings that I never shared with anyone, about 80k in cash" "but I don't need much, have about 300k saved up in my bank" WHICH IS IT OP IS IT 80k or 300K!>!?!!!>>!!>1/11/2E-FUCKINGELEVEN

36 min later 425807164 Anonymous
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_tenants_in_One_World_Trade_Center 86: Julien J. Studley, Alan Anthony (UB), Asiatic Chemical, Society of Satellite Professionals International, Trading Technologies

36 min later 425807168 Anonymous
>>425807020 he saved it since he got to Canada bro

37 min later 425807262 Anonymous
>>425807020 80K was initial 300K was what he has now

37 min later 425807280 Anonymous
>>425807020 You're fucking retarded, the 300k is money made and saved up from working after he left. The 80k is the amount he withdrew when he first left.

38 min later 425807446 Anonymous
>>425806673 Where do you think all of the money donated to 9/11 charities went to?

38 min later 425807494 Anonymous
Good job, OP. You're still a faggot, but the good kind -like Freddie Mercury.

39 min later 425807652 Anonymous
>>425805253 You're obviously lying. You said you didn't use your real name but you said you gave them a driver's license. Fail.

39 min later 425807660 Anonymous
dude, this is impressive.... book. make me fucking cry with that shit.

39 min later 425807671 Anonymous
most likely offices...we're getting closer /b/ro's >Drinker Biddle & Reath >Jun He Law Offices identity is almost at hand

40 min later 425807832 Anonymous
I wonder how many people did just simply walk away, using 9/11 as their escape to a new life.

40 min later 425807857 Anonymous
>>425806160 >A friend of mine who was on the 94th floor (worked for Cantor Fitzgerald) was never found and never came home Yeah, that's the 94th floor, above the impact site. OP was well below and should have been able to get out.

40 min later 425807884 Anonymous
Every once in a great while you find a thread as awesome as this one...those threads are the only reason I still drop in on /b/ from time to time. Thanks, OP.

40 min later 425807889 Anonymous (1346829057701.jpg 392x358 11kB)
>>425802396 I agree you would make millions op! the blind masses would eat that shit up

41 min later 425807965 Anonymous (1344111741287.jpg 576x768 85kB)
ITT, OP's cock has shriveled up...

41 min later 425807970 Anonymous
do me a favor bro save up 300k with no jobs, no degrees, no nothing.

41 min later 425808014 Anonymous
Also here are the offices employee counts at the time -- Barcley Dwyer: 55 Drinker Biddle & Reath: 30 Jun He Law Offices: 5

41 min later 425808043 Anonymous
Bullshit story no Trailer Parks in Nassau County NY, especially not on the extremely privileged North Shore. Unless OP's ex wife was seriously addicted to coke she still has lots of money. 2+ mill payout from 9/11 fund plus OP's house was probably worth at least a mill.

42 min later 425808089 Anonymous
The officer will probably get a heart attack just running.

42 min later 425808091 Anonymous
Brian?

42 min later 425808104 Anonymous
OP is amazing. I have occasionally dreamed about having a chance like yours. To just disappear from all my old ties and start over. There's maybe 5 people I would truly miss though and I doubt I'd ever have the balls to leave them behind. Still, If I ever have a chance like op's I may take it.

43 min later 425808293 Anonymous
>>425807671 >86th floor

44 min later 425808372 Anonymous
here is a pdf of tenants by floor on the north tower -- http://63.240.4.200/media/2001/09/north.pdf I want success on ident...let's do this

44 min later 425808376 Anonymous
>>425802396 OP if this story is true, you need to write a book. Make that shit a best seller. you know everyone here would buy it. You would be the success your father "never had". you'd be the man your wife wishes she had. But most of all you'll be the man with a better life. I question you OP, Do you feel better now? or is there still a part of you lingering to go back knowing how happy everyone would be, your wife may take you back. Your parents accept you. I like to imagine that although your marriage went to shit, her knowing that and not having a chance to fix it before your death would hurt. Or are you perfectly content, knowing that you may never see people who once meant so much for the rest of your life. Knowing they could possibly die, and it would be too late. Dont you think its time to pay a visit? or do you feel like you have been gone for too long?

44 min later 425808415 Anonymous
According to "New Scientist" magazine's story of a year ago (2011): "More than 20,000 body parts were recovered from the wreckage of the World Trade Center. But, to date, 1121 victims of 9/11 have still not been identified. "

44 min later 425808462 Anonymous
>>425808014 None of those are on 86th floor North tower, you retard.

46 min later 425808685 Anonymous
You're so fucking awesome OP.

46 min later 425808767 Anonymous
This bullshit thread is a runaway success because OP knows that /b/ is full of losers who dream of starting a new life.

46 min later 425808790 Anonymous
>>425803571 I was just gonna say...Whats a rich, well to do man doing on /b/ at 2am? I highly doubt. OP what park do you own? Where is it?

46 min later 425808804 Anonymous (1343027209324s.jpg 125x121 3kB)
>>425805283 Someone else said that the insurance should of been like 1/4 of a million if he was actually dead from 9/11 and I have seen plenty of people blow through so much cash in so little time makes me sick...

47 min later 425808865 Anonymous
>>425808462 my bad :) was reading 86th, thinking 89th

48 min later 425809096 Anonymous (Life_fdffad_487930.jpg 576x576 61kB)
copypasta summerfags haven't left yet I guess? >>first time i've felt like an oldfag

50 min later 425809318 Anonymous
>>425808804 Even janitors got more than that. Not saying she couldn't blow through it, because you can spend that in an afternoon on a house. But, the government set up a fund that paid out millions to the families, even if they didn't have insurance.

50 min later 425809352 Anonymous
You should write a book, OP. That was an impressive story, especially since you claim it actually happened. I would recommend brushing up on your grammar. Though, for all I know, you just rushed through typing. After all, you are an educated man.

52 min later 425809715 Anonymous (2012-09-18_005750.png 1262x742 168kB)
Fake or not, this tread will be a book or movie in 4 years.

52 min later 425809720 Anonymous
Only two people died from the firms on 86th floor (from Studley Inc., which is not a law firm). On top of that, Studley Inc. was also located on the 88th floor, making it much more likely the people died from there. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casualties_of_the_September_11_attacks

52 min later 425809753 Anonymous
OP Prove yourself or get the fuck out

54 min later 425810062 Anonymous
Yeah its definitely a bust. I think OP left anyway. I'm frustrated i didn't do enough fact checking from the start.... i guess I just wanted to believe. Whatever the case may be, OP got what he wanted and strung a few people along for a bit. whoop-dee-fucking-do

55 min later 425810085 Anonymous
Does the name Kevin Cosgrove ring any bells to you OP? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEwY8uZ4BAI&sns=em

56 min later 425810392 Anonymous
>>425809715 I am Michael Bay and I will be stealing this story for my next blockbuster Any chance OP could add more explosions?

57 min later 425810487 Anonymous
2996 people died during the september 11th attacks. if this were to get out, it would be national new. if this is real, you're dumb. if its not, well it was creative

58 min later 425810618 Anonymous
At least one guy got caught trying this and got 4 years in prison: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/2513451.stm

59 min later 425810786 Anonymous (OP is a fag.jpg 600x407 53kB)
>>425801286 This you OP, or did you just read this and make up a story to get some gloss on /b/? Moral of the story, OP is Niggerfag.

1 hours later 425810963 Anonymous
>>425810786 Pic is from Postsecret.

1 hours later 425810995 Anonymous
Has anyone ever considered that maybe OP was smart enough to change some details to keep his identity safe, yet still give off enough of his story. After all it does sound like he enjoys his new life, why wouldn't he want to keep it secret?

1 hours later 425811253 Anonymous
>>425801286 Whether true or not, this is an epic story and gives me hope that one day I can pull off something like this. Thanks OP.

1 hours later 425811445 Anonymous
10/10 OP. Good on you.

1 hours later 425811523 Anonymous
/b/ - Random The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I pray to God you aren't making this up. If this is real, this is the greatest thing anyone has ever done. You are a hero in my world.

1 hours later 425811692 Anonymous
Has anyone considered that OP is Batman?

1 hours later 425811709 Anonymous
>>425808767 pretty much this

1 hours later 425811786 Anonymous
OP you had the perfect life.. All you had to do was taking care of your wife which obviously you didn't or she wouldn't have cheated on you..

1 hours later 425811836 Anonymous
>>425810392 Only Michael Bay would would make a 9/11 movie with more planes and explosions

1 hours later 425812178 Anonymous
Bullshit, bank would realise you take out 80k when you're supposedly dead.

1 hours later 425812232 Anonymous
This story would make an amazing movie

1 hours later 425812283 Anonymous (FYS.jpg 433x433 131kB)
>>425811836 WHY HAVE ONLY 2 PLANES HIT? HOW ABOUT 25 PLANES? HITTING 5 BUILDINGS? AT THE SAME FUCKING TIME?!! Oh and the planes transform into alien robots. Thats science. Michael Bay Style.

1 hours later 425812302 Anonymous
>>425811836 I would watch that. >>captcha: alle moneyron

1 hours later 425812304 Anonymous
>>425811692 >>425811692 >>425811692 >>425811692 Pure gold. Pure Gold.

1 hours later 425812451 Anonymous
>>425801286 >>425801286 >>425801286 >>425801286 >>425801286 >>425801286 >>425801286 >>425801286 >>425801286 86th and 87th floor of WTC North was the New York State Tax Dpt. Not a law firm. Sorry but OP your story is bogus, though I still enjoyed reading it. 10/10, still.

1 hours later 425812806 Anonymous
>>425812283 Also the alien transformers are muslims conspiring with future president Barak Obama; because they hate your liberties.

1 hours later 425812984 Anonymous
How the hell did you get a cab in lower Manhattan on 9/11? And if you were at a clients house outside the city, surely someone who met personally with people in a firm from the towers would check the causality lists and surely notice someone he watched the towers get hit with was listed. As someone who was an adult during 9/11, this whole thing reads like what someone who was a kid would describe 9/11.

1 hours later 425813086 Anonymous
>>425812283 In the sequel George Bush leads the ChristenBots in a valiant last stand against the Islamicons.

1 hours later 425813120 Anonymous
>>425805647 What the fuck are you talking about dumbass? Have you ever opened a bank account? I don't remember what ID I used for shit that happened 2 weeks ago, much less back when he was in law school. How in the uncle fuck would you remember what fucking ID you used 16 years ago? Kill yourself.

1 hours later 425813262 Anonymous
>>425803120 >>425803120 YES! Fucking YES! <3

1 hours later 425813317 Anonymous
>>425801530 I live in GC anon- which bar do you hit up? One of the ones on 7th street? I'd buy you a drink next year just to drink to your success in this endeavor.

1 hours later 425813521 Anonymous (bush_transformer.jpg 500x340 56kB)
>>425812283 Artist conceptual rendering

1 hours later 425813638 Anonymous
>>425806148 How did you find out that your wife was living in a trailer with her bf?

1 hours later 425813680 Anonymous
>>425813317 I live on the upper east, I'd also buy you drinks if this is true.

1 hours later 425813780 Anonymous
>>425806047 I bet you don't even remember what street you lived on 16 years ago, how the hell should he remember the name of a bank (that usually changes every 3 years anyway) and which ID you used to open an account? Are you literally retarded?

1 hours later 425813843 Anonymous
>9/11 happens, im dead >get 80k out of bank account after 9/11 >mfw you are a lying sack of shit >mfw when i have no face

1 hours later 425813890 Anonymous
Do these names ring a bell? James Gartenberg, Patricia Puma and Julien Studley?

1 hours later 425814071 Anonymous
Not saying any of this is true, but I know someone who blew through 1 million dollars in a little under 8 years. He also suffered from severe head trauma when he was a baby, and that was the reason he received 1 million to begin with. 1 million isn't much anymore.

1 hours later 425814149 Anonymous
>>425813843 This part is true. When I am not producing islamic based michael bay features I work in finance. Anything over 10k requires (and has for at least 15 years) extensive federal paperwork (for money laundering). You withdraw after the towers are hit and everyone knows your alive.

1 hours later 425814202 Anonymous
>>425814071 it is plenty if you have half a fucking brain

1 hours later 425814363 Anonymous
>>425806918 When did he ever say he tried to convince the client he was dead. HE DIDNT FAKE HIS DEATH FUCKSTICK, HE TOOK THE OPPORTUNITY TO LEAVE HAVING HIS WIFE AND PARENTS THINK HE WAS DEAD. ITS NOT HIS KID. STOP BEING A FUCKING MORON. YOUR PARENTS HATE YOU.

1 hours later 425814434 Anonymous (stupid-george-carlin.jpg 572x569 54kB)
>>425814202 This pic sums that statement up best, I think.

1 hours later 425814967 Anonymous
OP that was beautiful.

1 hours later 425815092 Anonymous
86 Julien J. Studley, Alan Anthony (UB), Asiatic Chemical, Society of Satellite Professionals International, Trading Technologies Okay then OP, which was this "law firm" you worked at? Hmmm?

1 hours later 425815243 Anonymous (september_11_new_york_AP010911018132_fullwidth_620x350.jpg 620x350 309kB)
>so I hopped in a cab lol

1 hours later 425815305 Anonymous
If what you say is true, you are a hero to me and i salute you.

1 hours later 425815369 Anonymous (i dont even give a fuck.jpg 125x85 3kB)
whether or not its made up, its pretty fucking creative. OP i'd buy your book

1 hours later 425815457 Anonymous
9/10 would believe again

1 hours later 425815509 Anonymous (SO MUCH ROOM TO DRIVE A CAB LOL.jpg 570x382 99kB)
>>425815243 >so i hopped in a cab lol

1 hours later 425815618 Anonymous
>>425810618 This is completely different. To just walk away from your life, like OP did, is not illegal. It's only illegal if you try to get your own death certificate or involve yourself with some type of life insurance fraud. Since OP did neither, he didnt do anything illegal. The guy in this bbc story commited insurance fraud, passport fraud, and filed for a death certificate.

1 hours later 425815626 Anonymous
10/10 would steal and write book about if I had the ambition or attention span

1 hours later 425815853 Anonymous
If true, you are my hero i've thought about it before. If not your still the man id buy your book

1 hours later 425815897 Anonymous
What does everybody incanada think of you? Where do they think you're from?

1 hours later 425816403 Anonymous
Mfw all the people who say that the wife wouldnt go through all that money dont realize the 70% of lotto winners end up bankrupt....

1 hours later 425816789 Anonymous
OP is my god of the night.

1 hours later 425817018 Anonymous (1295323419P33TJG.jpg 400x267 30kB)
>>425801427 >implying you can withdraw $80k in cash from a bank in one day >mfw

1 hours later 425817420 Anonymous
>>425801286 although its obvious by now that the story is fake. Op would need a passport to get to canada. And overall this isnt a movie, you dont just START over a new life in canada. You need papers. If he has a business he needs official papers. have you ever seen an illegal immigrant with his own business? 300k in the bank? yeah right. 8/10 cause I enjoyed

1 hours later 425817610 Anonymous
i believe you OP. but i am pretty gullible.

1 hours later 425817754 Anonymous (bali7970.jpg 397x600 51kB)
>>425817420 you can do that in canada, i know people who know people who were illegal and worked at gas stations and shit, they now own some businesses there. that part could be legit but you cant take $80k out of a bank at once because........................ they told me they dont have enough cash for 10k. every time ive ever tried they tell you to come back in a day or two and they'll have your money for you

2 hours later 425819453 Anonymous
>>425817420 You are incorrect on that sir. At that time no passport was required to enter canada via land border only if you flew there. Canada and the United States at that time had a mutuial agreement on that. The requirement for a passport/passport card/enhanced license did not go into effect untill 2009

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