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2012-09-17 11:17 425720341 Anonymous (Peter.jpg 332x322 29kB)
Hey /b/, militaryfag here. Haven't seen my wife or son since March, missed both of their birthdays, my wedding anniversary, and my son's first day of school. Tickets for my wife to come visit me in October were purchased in April, and she told me today that she won't be coming because she doesn't want our son staying with her sister and her kids, one of whom is in his class. Time for half a bottle of vodka in a cup with coke.

4 min later 425721095 Anonymous (1347220141634.jpg 987x1494 439kB)
Who wants to read about Deadpool killing fuckers? I know I do.

6 min later 425721305 Anonymous (1347220472573.jpg 987x1494 341kB)
>>425721095 Captcha was Wesleyan. I live by Wesleyanne college.

7 min later 425721459 Anonymous (1347220519934.jpg 987x1494 463kB)
>>425721305

7 min later 425721505 Anonymous
Sorry, your wife is cheating on you dude.

7 min later 425721585 Anonymous (1347220650866.jpg 987x1494 534kB)
>>425721459

9 min later 425721848 Anonymous (1347220700051.jpg 987x1494 447kB)
>>425721585

11 min later 425722169 Anonymous
>>425721505 This is why I'm never getting married. At least if she cheats on me I won't have to do divorce bullshit.

11 min later 425722183 Anonymous (1347220746149.jpg 987x1494 473kB)
>>425721848

12 min later 425722338 Anonymous (1347220832181.jpg 987x1494 473kB)
>>425722183

13 min later 425722496 Anonymous (1347220931186.jpg 987x1494 546kB)
>>425722338

14 min later 425722704 Anonymous (1347220981668.jpg 987x1494 500kB)
>>425722496 Should probably write the story I outlined this afternoon. No motivation to do it though.

16 min later 425722894 Anonymous (1347221023249.jpg 987x1494 504kB)
>>425722704 Once I finish my cup I'm out of booze and broke. Fuck.

16 min later 425722932 Anonymous (op is a faggot.jpg 720x540 58kB)


17 min later 425723079 Anonymous (1347221079931.jpg 987x1494 513kB)
>>425722894

17 min later 425723129 Anonymous
>>425720341 Former military fag here, this is what she's actually saying in case you haven't figured it out yet: I'm fucking someone else on your dime and I'm going to be filing for divorce soon.

18 min later 425723268 Anonymous (1347221112266.jpg 987x1494 535kB)
>>425723079

19 min later 425723406 Anonymous
You never hear about any single people in the military. It's always guys with wives and children complaining that they never see them because they're deployed. Well what the fuck did you expect was going to happen when you enlisted? Did you not expect them to send you away for months at a time?

20 min later 425723656 Anonymous (1347221145190.jpg 987x1494 441kB)
>>425723268

21 min later 425723778 Anonymous (1347221180872.jpg 987x1494 400kB)
>>425723406 Try it, fucker.

22 min later 425723961 Anonymous
>>425720341 And another thing OP, quit getting drunk and wasting your time on here. Lawyer up now so you can grind that cunt into the dirt in the courtroom.

23 min later 425724074 Anonymous (1347221222173.jpg 987x1494 560kB)
>>425723656

23 min later 425724137 Anonymous
You gotta start dealing with this shit. She gave you a weak excuse for not seeing you after surviving repeated attempts on your life during months of absence, so figure out what's going on and choose a course of action. You should also probably revise your will to make your son the only beneficiary

23 min later 425724179 Anonymous
>>425720341 fuck off try being a subfag nigger

24 min later 425724294 Anonymous (1347221263530.jpg 987x1494 470kB)
>>425724074

25 min later 425724463 Anonymous (1347221298076.jpg 987x1494 482kB)
>>425724179 I think fag is the perfect word to accompany sub.

27 min later 425724720 Anonymous
>>425724463 yes dicks everywhere

27 min later 425724759 Anonymous (1347221338668.jpg 987x1494 426kB)
>>425724463

28 min later 425724871 Anonymous (rleusmc.jpg 400x300 21kB)
If you are seriously in the United states military, you should consider leaving. I didn't know we trained pussies to fight and die for us.

29 min later 425724979 Anonymous (sailor.jpg 219x231 8kB)
>she's fucking around mate >and its with a sailor

29 min later 425725075 Anonymous (1347221372821.jpg 987x1494 439kB)
>>425724759

30 min later 425725156 Anonymous
Soon to be military fag here... be forever alone... its easier and you get to drink (++ to me)

30 min later 425725272 Anonymous (1347221436306.jpg 987x1494 419kB)
>>425724871 >Using a picture of Gunny Ermy, who abused a cadet to the point of murder/suicide in Full Metal Jacket.

31 min later 425725378 Anonymous
Sorry to hear that, /b/ro. Shit sucks. Not much I can do or say for you, but I'm gonna pour myself a glass of whiskey and drink to you. Good luck man.

32 min later 425725480 Anonymous
>>425725272 Using pictures of deadpool, the worst and most pointless comic book character ever created. OP is still a fucking pussy.

33 min later 425725610 Anonymous (1347221480221.jpg 987x1494 488kB)
>>425725378 Wish I had whiskey.

33 min later 425725662 Anonymous
why some of his speech bubbles are pixelized? Is this some kind of change of tone.. or something?

34 min later 425725808 Anonymous (1347480203673.jpg 1228x768 141kB)
>>425725610 ill sip some coconut rum with ya because i really do feel for ya

36 min later 425726027 Anonymous (1347221514347.jpg 987x1494 459kB)
>>425725808 Appreciate it.

37 min later 425726212 Anonymous
>>425726027 Continue now anon. I'm reading. GO FAGGOT.

37 min later 425726220 Anonymous
You know what, what the fuck. I'm gonna write a story here. My lovelife is engaged to her marine boyfriend and yet I don't know why he suddenly left his third year of college at Kennesaw for the Marines all of a sudden and secondly, how the hell did he get that engagement ring? Honestly, I think he's just using money to earn her love. All those trips and crap just piss me off. I want her back. she's not the same as she use to be. And he comes back the day after my birthday.

38 min later 425726395 Anonymous (1347221547882.jpg 987x1494 339kB)
>>425726027

39 min later 425726564 Anonymous
>>425726220 Wow. A pussy thread. Haven't seen one of these in a while. Tampons are available in /r9k/

40 min later 425726707 Anonymous (1347221669041.jpg 988x1494 477kB)
>>425726395

41 min later 425726818 Anonymous
>>425726027 like bro the reason im going to stay out of relationships is... >Im going to be in a sub (navy nuke sub volunteer) and i will be out for 3-6 months at a time with NO contact whatso ever... I dont dare to trust anyone for that long. >that and the fact that it really isnt fair for them to be in love with a military anon

41 min later 425726871 Anonymous (1347221756646.jpg 988x1494 465kB)
>>425726707

43 min later 425727218 Anonymous (1347221818832.jpg 988x1494 566kB)
>>425726871

45 min later 425727516 Anonymous (1347221849845.jpg 988x1494 557kB)
>>425727218

48 min later 425727979 Anonymous
I'm sorry OP, she is fucking around. Man up, lawyer up and hit that bitch where it hurts. Also, will break out my bottle of fine Vodka and slice it with some coke in your name, Anon. Remember, when all else fails, post on /b/ Inb4 back to /r9k/

51 min later 425728461 Anonymous
>>425721505 ;_;

53 min later 425728772 Anonymous (1347221893151.jpg 988x1494 641kB)
>>425727516 Found some absinth my roommate had hidden in the fridge. Let the games cotinue.

55 min later 425728979 Anonymous (1347221962736.jpg 988x1494 558kB)
>>425727979 Appreciate it. I'm on a strict budget for managing two households, so I'm on the cheap 80 proof $5 vodka at the package store.

55 min later 425729001 Anonymous
>>425728772 Finally

57 min later 425729324 Anonymous
>>425728979 im back sorry, i had to make dinner for my brother and sister... i really cant wait to get out of here heres**

57 min later 425729331 Anonymous
LOL Military fag fighting what war? THE WAR FOR OIL!!! Face it dude your wife and kid will be gone.Thank Bush for that when you're drunk and homeless

57 min later 425729363 Anonymous (toast.jpg 373x476 52kB)
Well OP, i can't say anything except that you should have stayed the fuck away from a job that takes you away from your family and loved ones. I don't drink alcohol so i'll just open a can of coke Also, bitches follow their feelings not any type of logic or sense of honor, so you can't directly blame her for not knowing better. A toast for OP

57 min later 425729370 Anonymous (1347221996088.jpg 988x1494 513kB)
>>425729001 I had to scavenge.

59 min later 425729596 Anonymous (1347222027014.jpg 988x1494 467kB)
>>425729363 Lived in a town 90 miles from the nearest job. We were already on foodstamps, medicare, and wic. There was no other choice besides the military. Coke in my coke & absinthe. Hopefully it doesn't taste like fuck. Cheers.

1 hours later 425729714 Anonymous (1347222093640.jpg 988x1494 457kB)
>>425729596 Oh god. Licorice flavored coke. This is worse than the actual rage/depression.

1 hours later 425730015 Anonymous
>>425729714 am i like one of the few people who love licorice? the coconut rum is delicious

1 hours later 425730059 Anonymous
>>425720341 get off the fagmilitary, militaryfag you shouldnt be there

1 hours later 425730178 Anonymous (1347222131487.jpg 988x1494 438kB)
>>425729714

1 hours later 425730601 Anonymous
Carry on dat comic!!

1 hours later 425730804 Anonymous (1347222167674.jpg 988x1494 465kB)
>>425730178

1 hours later 425730959 Anonymous (1347222199054.jpg 988x1494 399kB)
>>425730804 How can it be a prevention hotline if you're on hold for 15 minutes?

1 hours later 425731350 Anonymous
No one wants to mention how the US Military actually encourages this shit through monies and bonuses, for lack of a better wordfag?

1 hours later 425731404 Anonymous (1347222235694.jpg 988x1494 534kB)
>>425730959

1 hours later 425731432 Anonymous
>>425723406 Lern2logic Typical scenerio >Turning 18, joining military >Fuck bitches before leaving. Everything, anything. Ex-g/f's. >Do it raw. Feels better. >Girl is pregnant after leaving >Come back after basic training and put ring on finger >Go away forever and die at war or come back crippled, divorced, lonely, and gay.

1 hours later 425731457 Anonymous
>>425730959 >sue the fuck out of suicide hotline for putting you on hold for 15 minutes >acquire currency >screw wenches >??? >PROFIT!!

1 hours later 425731505 Anonymous
Vodka and coke? wtf I don't even...

1 hours later 425731746 Anonymous
Whats the story here? Is marvel ending a run of avengers or something and they decided to let deadpool break fourth wall and kill em all off for teh lulz?

1 hours later 425732002 Anonymous
>>425731746 just some alternate universe stuff.

1 hours later 425732025 Anonymous (1347222325222.jpg 988x1494 429kB)
>>425731404

1 hours later 425732142 Anonymous (1347222368199.jpg 988x1494 463kB)
>>425731746 Alternate. It's not canon, just Deadpool fun.

1 hours later 425732903 Anonymous (1347222400718.jpg 988x1494 490kB)
>>425732142

1 hours later 425733045 Anonymous (nooblogic.jpg 898x300 123kB)
>>425720341 your wife is cheating on you... /thread

1 hours later 425733356 Anonymous
no, no /thread. Deadpool kicks ass

1 hours later 425733645 Anonymous
>>425732903 MOAR!

1 hours later 425733725 Anonymous
bumping for more deadpool!

1 hours later 425733730 Anonymous (1347222435237.jpg 988x1494 422kB)
>>425732903

1 hours later 425733828 Anonymous (1347222467094.jpg 988x1494 497kB)
>>425733730

1 hours later 425734048 Anonymous
Shut the fuck up OP. Call a friend. Immediatly. Put the vodka down. TELL HIM TO HIRE A PRIVATE DETECTIVE AND FOLLOW YOUR WIFE RIGHT.FUCKING.NOW. Tell him to get evidence of the cheating. THERE YOU GO. When/if you get this, ITS ALL COOL MAN, the divorce is going to be a piece of cake and the child will be with you. Also the judge will rape her because everyone hate military cheating bitches. Thats the only smart move.

1 hours later 425734584 Anonymous (1347222529184.jpg 988x1494 507kB)
>>425733828 Flood...

1 hours later 425734593 Anonymous
Deadpoooool

1 hours later 425734945 Anonymous (1347222568569.jpg 988x1494 384kB)
>>425734048 I'm just going to find a way to get to Afhanistan in Nov, get a raghead to shoot me. Then my son gets $500k.

1 hours later 425735550 Anonymous (anheroyoufaggot.jpg 599x479 32kB)
>>425720341 an hero you faggot i bet you didnt have any other productive skills and enlisted yourself in army you're a failure and this is your fault tl'dr failure an hero nao

1 hours later 425735996 Anonymous
>>425734945 wait, from the Avengers movie at least, the hulk was able to instantly transform when he was in danger. The suicide attempt I mean.

1 hours later 425736007 Anonymous (1347222606989.jpg 988x1494 500kB)
>>425734945

1 hours later 425736131 Anonymous
>>425734945 yea as a dude without a father, i say no what you do or how much cash you have you cant replace your own farther so dont be a idiot, just saying

1 hours later 425736403 Anonymous
Vodka and coke? what the fucking fuck

1 hours later 425736746 Anonymous (1299164900048.jpg 500x395 30kB)
>>425729596 All haters first read this. Lots of people get roped into the military because they need the money/benefits. Still, personally I'd rather starve.

1 hours later 425736982 Anonymous
Take care of yourself when you come home OP. More service men have died from suicide than actual war casualties.

1 hours later 425737116 Anonymous (1347222641309.jpg 988x1494 273kB)
>>425736007 Fuck. It's way easier to type actual statements than it is to type captchas when drunk.

1 hours later 425737337 Anonymous (1347222673021.jpg 988x1494 439kB)
>>425736982 Couldn't do suicide. Son would get no benefits if I did. I live for him, and him alone.

1 hours later 425737384 Anonymous
>>425731432 Nah, The REAL reason is... You get paid more for being married. I make about 1300 more per month, just because I have a wife.

1 hours later 425737489 Anonymous
>>425721095 where can i find this? I thought i had most comics (have about 40-60 gigs of packed comics) but couldn't find this one

1 hours later 425737917 Anonymous (1347222836914.jpg 988x1495 466kB)
>>425737489 Same way I got mine. /b/. Or you could be a fag and buy it.

1 hours later 425738326 Anonymous
>>425737489 Skip that, i found it! Is OP okay if i post the link?

1 hours later 425738356 Anonymous (1347222880341.jpg 988x1495 575kB)
>>425737917

1 hours later 425738402 Anonymous
how does it feel to know your wife is fucking one of the neighbours while you are doing someone else's bidding to kill brown people on their behalf. >OPisatool.jpg

1 hours later 425738463 Anonymous
Yea, that's almost the SAME excuse I was given a few years back. I returned 2 years ago and am now loving the single life with full custody of my daughter. Hang in there /b/ro.

1 hours later 425738720 Anonymous (1347222914523.jpg 988x1495 357kB)
>>425738326 Post if you want. I cannae stop you. Giving people that want it images of this comic is all that's kept me from totally shutting down, out of some morbid obligation to please. Kind of a relief if you take that obligation away.

1 hours later 425738801 Anonymous
>>425738463 I'm trying, /b/ub.

1 hours later 425738909 Anonymous
>>425738356 aww, not the power pack...

1 hours later 425739017 Anonymous
>>425738720 keep em coming buddy

1 hours later 425739321 Anonymous
>>425725272 okay, i understand why people love deadpool now

2 hours later 425739517 Anonymous
>>425738801 I wasn't even over seas; but couldn't disclose my location or task. Was within about 1000 miles and couldn't do shit about it. I'm not saying it's worse being so close and having to lie and endure the fact that she was cheating, but at least in your situation zero of the fault or prevention is on you.

2 hours later 425739617 Anonymous
>>425738720 I'm sorry OP, but i'm afraid that you'll off yourself if you shut down. Can't let your son grow up alone with that bitch of a mother who'll definitely steal from his money after your death. Stay strong! Your son needs you alive.

2 hours later 425739634 Anonymous (252453_414679418579742_1116225644_n.jpg 388x904 66kB)
>>425738720 Don't leave me hangin', Anon. This is some epic badassery. And very 4th-wall-y. I like.

2 hours later 425739797 Anonymous (1347222949569.jpg 988x1495 375kB)
>>425739634

2 hours later 425739941 Anonymous
>>425739634 Besides, when you're back- you're a hero. Your son will look up to you.

2 hours later 425740129 Anonymous (1347222981397.jpg 988x1495 405kB)
>>425739634 I've been watching DBZ while I do shadow boxing as part of my PT. You are awesome for that.

2 hours later 425740407 Anonymous
>>425739941 Every single step forward I take in life, is for him. Every person I throw under the bus and run over is for the preservation of his future. I will kill for his continuance. Wife can go to hell. It's my son I live for.

2 hours later 425740426 Anonymous
>>425732903 oh, i lol'd so hard

2 hours later 425740496 Anonymous (1347223035481.jpg 988x1495 459kB)
>>425740407 Shit, forgot the comic.

2 hours later 425740607 Anonymous
>>425734945 more lulz

2 hours later 425740652 Anonymous (1347223072755.jpg 988x1495 450kB)
>>425740426 Have at thee. I did too.

2 hours later 425740703 Anonymous
>>425738402 this. Also, serves you right for being accessory to the murder of hundreds of thousands of innocents. Wife probably got sick of the blood on your hands.

2 hours later 425741180 Anonymous
i think its funny that two successful conversations are being carried out in this thread.

2 hours later 425741201 Anonymous
Op is credit to country. Rock on, soldier.

2 hours later 425741208 Anonymous (1347223110827.jpg 988x1495 392kB)
>>425740703 All the blood on my hands is my own. No confirmed kills.

2 hours later 425741327 Anonymous (1347223140336.jpg 988x1495 418kB)
>>425741201 Thank you.

2 hours later 425741434 Anonymous (1347223175385.jpg 988x1495 377kB)
>>425741180 I honestly can't think of a more fitting tribute to Deadpool.

2 hours later 425741813 Anonymous (1347223211971.jpg 988x1495 338kB)
>>425741434

2 hours later 425741898 Anonymous
>>425741813 oh shit wat

2 hours later 425742193 Anonymous
>>425741813 seriously, man, I want you to know these people that ask you to an hero are mostly spiteful fucks that never really did anything with their lives. I too am a spiteful fuck, who tried to do something with my life and it backfired. My point is, right now, you're an anon, and you're delivering. Here's hoping you get to go home to your son and show him what it means to man the fuck up.

2 hours later 425742319 Anonymous (1347223258283.jpg 988x1495 372kB)
>>425741898 I have to imagine that Wade's head is like a Rubik's cube, with every single square red except 3 that are black, but are never able to be matched into a pattern.

2 hours later 425742390 Anonymous
>>425742193 and i as well. amen, anon.

2 hours later 425742543 Anonymous
>>425742319 that...is one of the worst ways to go killed by jello...made with acid, not water

2 hours later 425742607 Anonymous
>>425741813 If you are going to die at least take some of the scum of this world with you. use your training and shoot some fucking lawyers. Also if anyone cares I figured out this was a troll about 10 minutes ago

2 hours later 425742641 Anonymous (1347223306023.jpg 988x1495 406kB)
>>425742193 I'm a spiteful fuck. Grew up 16 years under a druggie, abusive mother and sister with absent father. Left home for girlfriend now wife. Don't want my son to repeat.

2 hours later 425742972 Anonymous (1347223383822.jpg 988x1495 451kB)
>>425742607 Could. Have a .45 with 2 mags full of hollow point Hydra-Shock rounds, and a box of 50 copper tipped rounds. I wish I was trolling.

2 hours later 425743020 Anonymous
if i could replace my spiderman thread folder with deadpool thread, i would and in a heartbeat

2 hours later 425743539 Anonymous (1347223430277.jpg 988x1495 343kB)
>>425743020 You may be in luck. I have all of Deadpool Kills Marvel, and an additional 5 issues of Deadpool canon story. How much of it I'll be conscious to post remainds aloof.

2 hours later 425743869 Anonymous
>>425743539 just start a deadpool comic dump thread. I will give you an internet. When you're done with this story line, that is

2 hours later 425744085 Anonymous (1347223496414.jpg 988x1495 474kB)
>>425743869

2 hours later 425744301 Anonymous (1347223551256.jpg 988x1495 444kB)
>>425744085

2 hours later 425744334 Anonymous
Bump

2 hours later 425744510 Anonymous
>>425744301 lawl samurai mountain man

2 hours later 425744538 Anonymous
>>425742972 >>425738720 <- this is how I know it is fake, no one who wants death cries for attention. That's kinda how I found out I couldn't kill myself. You may still be able to do it but you can put your whole heart into it. by the way thanks for the deadpool, I don't mind feeding the trolls when they deliver so well. keep the faith /b/rother

2 hours later 425744756 Anonymous
>>425726220 Kennesaw state university?

2 hours later 425745057 Anonymous (1347223598849.jpg 988x1495 503kB)
>>425744538 Keeping the life, but not the faith. Cries for help originate from people that wish to die, but want to find a reason not to. The truly strong are those who ignore that and do it. Makes me weak.

2 hours later 425745063 Anonymous
lol read that in Peter's voice which made me laugh pretty damn hard, great jon OP u faggot

2 hours later 425745347 Anonymous
>>425744301 is he wearing Beast?

2 hours later 425745445 Anonymous
>>425745347 That's what I figured

2 hours later 425745618 Anonymous (1347223666010.jpg 988x1495 442kB)
>>425745347 Yes. And that makes me love him even more.

2 hours later 425745671 Anonymous
>>425745347 oh shit you're right how did i not notice that captcha: $200,000. icalmjme

2 hours later 425745817 Anonymous
>>425745618 excuse my ignorance i don't follow comics that closely. who is this?

2 hours later 425746152 Anonymous
>>425745817 a magic fucker http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doctor_Strange

2 hours later 425746323 Anonymous
Bump!

2 hours later 425746353 Anonymous (1347223732299.jpg 988x1495 462kB)
>>425745817 Wade Wilson, a mercenary for the Canadian government that was involved with the Weapon X program that produced Wolverine. This is an alternate storyline, pretty much prostituting Wade (superhero name of Deadpool.)

2 hours later 425746436 Anonymous
>>425745817 Taskmaster. He can muscle memory or something so like he can have no knowledge of salsa dancing but if he watches someone do he automatically can himself (whatever they did.) He's considered a friend and rival of Deadpool, and is a pretty badass villain/anti-hero regardless.

2 hours later 425746762 Anonymous (1347223764194.jpg 988x1495 336kB)
>>425746436

2 hours later 425746930 Anonymous
>>425745057 Not strength, determination, even a toddler has the strength to kill themselves, it takes determination. You have to look at the reasons to live and the reasons to die and add them up. If it makes sense logically to kill yourself, and some times it does, then it take determination to ignore the couple of good things and kill yourself.

2 hours later 425747261 Anonymous
Bump for the epic fourth part!

2 hours later 425747430 Anonymous (898598.jpg 620x822 34kB)
This is the worst fucking comic. it's almost completely unbelievable. I'll give him a few avengers with the bomb but most of it is just shit. neat idea, sloppy as fuck execution

2 hours later 425747483 Anonymous (1347223823828.jpg 988x1495 398kB)
>>425746930 Last of this issue. I can't see straight anymore. Will post the rest of the issue tomorrow. Thank fuck for autocomplete.

2 hours later 425747652 Anonymous
>>425747430 nobody feed the troll

2 hours later 425747678 Anonymous
>>425747261 Fourth part tomorrow, /b/ub. I'm barely conscious now.

2 hours later 425748035 Anonymous
>>425745057 how tha fuck does he block adamatium claws with a carbonadium blade?

2 hours later 425748229 Anonymous
>>425747652 are you saying i'm a troll? if so, i'll go through each kill and tell you why it's shit

2 hours later 425748481 Anonymous
>>425748035 carbonadium is almost adamantium it is adamantium's opposite, and is murder on mutant healing factors (look up omega red, he uses it too)

2 hours later 425748696 Anonymous (1322731893948.png 162x184 44kB)
>>425722704 head completely exploded and yet he is fully healed in the time it takes sue to turn around. also, how did he kill reed, ben and johnny? no idea? the writers didn't know either

3 hours later 425748996 Anonymous (1334880141708.jpg 250x235 61kB)
>>425747430 mfw

3 hours later 425749095 Anonymous
>>425748696 First thing that comes to mind is the Terminator 2 strategy.

3 hours later 425749159 Anonymous
>>425748481 oh i know what it is. but it's not as good as adamantium. when a steel blade hits a steel blade of lesser durability, the weaker blade is broken or even cut.

3 hours later 425749245 Anonymous
>>425749095 which is?

3 hours later 425749376 Anonymous (rZHdE.gif 500x364 189kB)
>>425749159 because dicks, that's why

3 hours later 425749483 Anonymous
>>425728979 spidey-sense and superhuman reflexes take a holiday

3 hours later 425749585 Anonymous
>>425731404 good idea the only one that should have worked

3 hours later 425749830 Anonymous
>>425732903 thor can lift upwards of a million tons. even at that size, mjolnir shouldn't have been a big problem for him.

3 hours later 425749995 Anonymous (fuck this thread.gif 504x364 1822kB)
sadly, i must go

3 hours later 425750013 Anonymous
>>425734945 when you try to kill banner, he just hulks out. been seen a couple times in the comics

3 hours later 425750441 Anonymous
>>425741813 holy fucking fuck were they even trying here? also, as soon as it became apparent that deadpool was killing everyone, why didn't charles or emma hope in cerebro and find him/pop his brain or whatever?

3 hours later 425751624 Anonymous
Cracking a beer for you OP, sorry to hear about your troubles.

3 hours later 425752562 Anonymous
OP what the hell did you expect? Why would you have a kid with a woman and then go away for months or years at a time? That's pretty stupid right there.

3 hours later 425753260 Anonymous
>>425725272 Are you fucking kidding me? That's how you interpret that movie? Gunny's character didn't abuse the cadet...the kid was just mentally weak to begin with.

3 hours later 425753361 Anonymous
Holy shit, I love me some Deadpool.

3 hours later 425753464 Anonymous
>>425727979 Bottle of fine vodka adding coke wut

3 hours later 425753646 Anonymous
>>425729596 Bull shit. No other choice my fucking ass. How about move to a new town together and find work there? Stupid.

3 hours later 425753713 Anonymous
>>425753361 scathing commentary: then why are you reading this comic?

3 hours later 425753873 Anonymous
>>425753713 Check IDs mang.

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