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2012-09-13 11:44 425011503 Anonymous (cBoDE.png 278x327 128kB)
>Huge birthday party for me >Having a great time >Friend who is a girl (8/10) asleep at home >Guy who used to be my friend comes in >Haven't seen him in years >Likes to think he's alpha >Wants to finish things with me >We had a fight months ago >I make everyone leave the house, party is over >Asshat starts to try and fight me, probably drunk >About to finish him, get knocked down by his goons >They fucking threaten to burn down the place >Try to get up, something hits me and I'm knocked out >Parents best friend came to check on the party, wakes me up >Under a huge fucking beam from the ceiling, can't move it >House on fire >Parent's friend asks "Do you even lift, Master Wayne?" >MFW

1 min later 425011802 Anonymous
A masterfully crafted tale, OP.

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