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2012-09-13 11:44 425011503 Anonymous (cBoDE.png 278x327 128kB)
>Huge birthday party for me
>Having a great time
>Friend who is a girl (8/10) asleep at home
>Guy who used to be my friend comes in
>Haven't seen him in years
>Likes to think he's alpha
>Wants to finish things with me
>We had a fight months ago
>I make everyone leave the house, party is over
>Asshat starts to try and fight me, probably drunk
>About to finish him, get knocked down by his goons
>They fucking threaten to burn down the place
>Try to get up, something hits me and I'm knocked out
>Parents best friend came to check on the party, wakes me up
>Under a huge fucking beam from the ceiling, can't move it
>House on fire
>Parent's friend asks "Do you even lift, Master Wayne?"
>MFW
1 min later 425011802 Anonymous
A masterfully crafted tale, OP.
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