4chan archive /b/ (index)
similar threads
2012-09-11 06:15 424589980 Anonymous (photo1.jpg 450x600 31kB)
Hey /b/. I just found this metal safe box in an old house I was clearing out. It sounds like there's something in there when I shake it, but it's locked and I have no key. I have only normal household things to try and pick the lock with, any help would be much appreciated as I've never picked a lock before. And yes, I will tell you once I've opened it and tell you what's inside. Feel free to speculate. >inb4 smash it open >inb4 OP can't inb4

1 min later 424590095 Anonymous (photo.jpg 3264x2448 1851kB)
Here's a pic of the lock.

1 min later 424590101 Anonymous
cordless drill will open that in about 20 seconds

1 min later 424590169 Anonymous (pac_212778.jpg 520x390 23kB)
Norway already disappointed me too much with this bullshit.

1 min later 424590194 Anonymous
>>424590101 No access to one of those.

2 min later 424590240 Anonymous
>>424590101 this.

2 min later 424590274 Anonymous
Use a bobby pin to rake the pins, as you simultaneously twist it to open the lock. It's kind of crude, but I have a box like that and it should work after a few tries.

3 min later 424590352 Anonymous
>>424590194 hammer and flat head screw driver maybe?

3 min later 424590423 Anonymous
>>424590169 total waste of my fucking time watching dat shit . so much dissapoint .

4 min later 424590512 Anonymous
jared would open it

5 min later 424590549 Anonymous (1339580963448.jpg 200x219 12kB)
>>424589980 grab a safty pin or bobby pin and slide it in and press the pins inside down evenly. twist and open shouldnt take long post whats inside

5 min later 424590596 Anonymous
>>424590352 I'm sat in a friend's flat atm, he has nothing in the way of DIY tools... I would've cracked it by now otherwise. I have some paper clips, a couple of pins and some other stationary

6 min later 424590686 Anonymous
Post pic of hinges on back side of box. Disassembling the hinge may be easiest way inside.

6 min later 424590689 Anonymous
>>424590596 sounds like you've got plenty to open it with then.

7 min later 424590778 Anonymous
>>424590689 Never picked a lock before.

7 min later 424590827 Anonymous
>>424590549 >>424590549 This. Much better description than mine, good job.

8 min later 424590919 Anonymous
>>424590549 refer to this then. >>424590778

8 min later 424590953 Anonymous
>>424590827 I think there are pins on both sides, because pressing the clip against either sides causes them to "give". Would two pins be necessary then?

9 min later 424590969 Anonymous (284.jpg 680x1024 206kB)
Exelent chance to get free porn and pay nothing for it - fresh 11th September pornpsswords for free, 592 Download there: http://pornpassword.tumblr.com/

9 min later 424590989 Anonymous
>>424590919 fuck, got them backwards. but im sure you understand what i meant

10 min later 424591101 Anonymous
how to crack a safe----> drop from 3 story or more building onto concrete like a parking garage or something=profit? repeat drop if necessary and yes picking that lock would take 10 seconds...i prefer using street sweeper bristles. i have em handy as i look for em on the street usually best right after a street sweeper has gone by ...duh

10 min later 424591119 Anonymous
drop box on corner with more than standard gravitational pull strength, box will open.

10 min later 424591136 Anonymous
>>424590953 >>424590953 Yes, if there are pins on both sides use two pins. Still doable though.

10 min later 424591143 Anonymous
Probably a knife or a flat screwdriver.

11 min later 424591242 Anonymous (1304548522139.gif 480x360 805kB)
>>424590953 step by step nigger

12 min later 424591320 Anonymous
Getting very close, stay posted for winrar

12 min later 424591372 Anonymous
Get a drill, everybody has a fucking drill. And you said flat so you can always ask the neighbour to borrow one for a minute.

13 min later 424591390 Anonymous
>>424591320 ok, counting on you OP

13 min later 424591424 Anonymous
>>424590969 this isn't helpful at all ...

14 min later 424591518 Anonymous
That's one of those newfangled dybbuk boxes. Wouldn't open it if I were you.

14 min later 424591538 Anonymous (1315857460917.jpg 208x210 25kB)
Some photos inside...

14 min later 424591563 Anonymous (op-will-surely-deliver-lets-just-wait.jpg 586x419 46kB)


14 min later 424591601 Anonymous (1323406436032.gif 260x146 1192kB)
anbody notice what the box says on it

14 min later 424591638 Anonymous
You think the loss of an American life is funny? You hateful, psychopathic pedants absolutely sicken me. If you said that shit to my face, on my COUNTRY SOIL, me and my boys would beat the shit out of you, snapping your throat in half and asphyxiating you with your own dick to teach you some empathy. You bestial fucks. How do you live with yourself? Are you making disgusting jokes because American lives are objectively worth more than yours, filling you with rage and existential angst? Fuck you. Maybe if you had a shred of humanity, the part of the world that MATTERS wouldn't regard you as animalistic savages. Burn in hell, and fear the judgement of God. Better hope that I'm not deployed in Europe next year, or so help me, I'll track down all of your IPs and personally make you rue the day your country took your inalienable right to bear arms. I hope you shitposters find the irony of an "Amerishoot" filling your lips with hot bullets funny and a fitting end to your miserable life. And I'll be sure to clap over your lifeless, mutilated body. Never talk shit about America ever again, because this is the price you worthless scumfucks have to pay...

15 min later 424591646 Anonymous
>>424589980 I have one of those and I opened it with a bottle opener I got from a christmas cracker. It really isn't difficult to force your way in. just push some hard metal like a screw driver or a hammer claw into it and pry it open. easy peasy. >inb4 "I dont want to break it"

15 min later 424591649 Anonymous
>>424591538 porn ?

15 min later 424591675 Anonymous (1344356505330.jpg 248x252 66kB)
probably this

15 min later 424591709 Anonymous
>>424589980 Pour super glue in there, with paperclips either side of the lock, wait for it to dry, twist - winrar. look at all the newfags pretending they know how to pick a lock xD :P :P :P

15 min later 424591735 Anonymous
>>424591372 big chisel + hamer will also do the trick

15 min later 424591758 Anonymous
OP has opened the box. standby for pic

16 min later 424591801 Anonymous
>>424591638 fuck off.

16 min later 424591814 Anonymous
>>424591758 Gotta see that Pimping Paper

17 min later 424591932 Anonymous (1343593313159.jpg 316x263 90kB)
Pimping paper?? Oh shit Op there's mad cash In there

17 min later 424591936 Anonymous (1323405551399.gif 350x197 2079kB)
>>424591638 cant belive this shit is saved to be copy/pasted youre a fag

17 min later 424591965 Anonymous (photo3.jpg 600x450 31kB)
WINRAR!!!!

17 min later 424591986 Anonymous
You don't have access to a fucking drill? Please tell me you're a chick.

18 min later 424592020 Anonymous
Anyone know how to bust a combo lock without like using a sledge hammer?

18 min later 424592056 Anonymous
0/10 OP

18 min later 424592094 Anonymous
>>424591965 DIBS

18 min later 424592127 Anonymous
>>424592056 Think what you want, I just got a new phone. Fucking yes.

19 min later 424592154 Anonymous
>>424591965 Obviously fake... also: you opened that lock up very quickly for someone who never picked a lock before 3/10 you had me for a second

19 min later 424592178 Anonymous
No weed in box? Fuck you OP.

19 min later 424592191 Anonymous
>>424591965 Well. I guess there's some paper

19 min later 424592216 Anonymous (1190338364594.jpg 1024x768 152kB)
>>424591965 A pair of gay sunglasses, about 5 - 10p, and a phone worth even less. Congrats.

19 min later 424592223 Anonymous (111.jpg 680x1024 390kB)
11th September unique pay pornsite passwords for free 100 Get Here: http://pornpassword.tumblr.com/

19 min later 424592246 Anonymous (1343.jpg 359x341 45kB)
op's dad snot rag from yesterday

19 min later 424592251 Anonymous
If there's no nudes on that phone this was a complete waste of time.

20 min later 424592269 Anonymous
>>424591936 >>424591936 >>424591936 You think the loss of an American life is funny? You hateful, psychopathic pedants absolutely sicken me. If you said that shit to my face, on my COUNTRY SOIL, me and my boys would beat the shit out of you, snapping your throat in half and asphyxiating you with your own dick to teach you some empathy. You bestial fucks. How do you live with yourself? Are you making disgusting jokes because American lives are objectively worth more than yours, filling you with rage and existential angst? Fuck you. Maybe if you had a shred of humanity, the part of the world that MATTERS wouldn't regard you as animalistic savages. Burn in hell, and fear the judgement of God. Better hope that I'm not deployed in Europe next year, or so help me, I'll track down all of your IPs and personally make you rue the day your country took your inalienable right to bear arms. I hope you shitposters find the irony of an "Amerishoot" filling your lips with hot bullets funny and a fitting end to your miserable life. And I'll be sure to clap over your lifeless, mutilated body. Never talk shit about America ever again, because this is the price you worthless scumfucks have to pay...

20 min later 424592371 Anonymous
>>424591965 seems legit. now you also got the problem solved, why you didn't had a phone since a couple of months and an explanation for your mysterious beeping/vibrating of the box when someone was calling. GTFO and die faggot

21 min later 424592434 Anonymous
does anon want a phone? feeling generous. leave your email and 69 gets it.

21 min later 424592438 Anonymous (s.jpg 240x249 18kB)
No timestamp. /thread

22 min later 424592563 Anonymous
Upload the contents of the phone faggot. If you dont have a cable, go to the nearest hotl and look in the lost and found.

22 min later 424592651 Anonymous
>>424592269 >>424592269 >>424592269 >>424592269 >>424592269 You think the loss of an American life is funny? You hateful, psychopathic pedants absolutely sicken me. If you said that shit to my face, on my COUNTRY SOIL, me and my boys would beat the shit out of you, snapping your throat in half and asphyxiating you with your own dick to teach you some empathy. You bestial fucks. How do you live with yourself? Are you making disgusting jokes because American lives are objectively worth more than yours, filling you with rage and existential angst? Fuck you. Maybe if you had a shred of humanity, the part of the world that MATTERS wouldn't regard you as animalistic savages. Burn in hell, and fear the judgement of God. Better hope that I'm not deployed in Europe next year, or so help me, I'll track down all of your IPs and personally make you rue the day your country took your inalienable right to bear arms. I hope you shitposters find the irony of an "Amerishoot" filling your lips with hot bullets funny and a fitting end to your miserable life. And I'll be sure to clap over your lifeless, mutilated body. Never talk shit about America ever again because this is the price you worthless scumfucks have to pay

23 min later 424592705 Anonymous
>>424591965 Sunglasses, disposable phone, spent casings... Yea...... no

23 min later 424592710 Anonymous
take a flat head screw driver, shove it under the lip on the lid, pull toward you. use the biggest screw driver that will actually fit. Crowbar works best but I'm assuming you don't have one.

23 min later 424592717 Anonymous
>>424591965 SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER

25 min later 424593005 Anonymous (004.jpg 450x600 28kB)
>>424592438 No-one wants it, really?

26 min later 424593064 Anonymous
I remember in college this one German kid was all talking about how much America sucked, and all that crap. He talked, and talked and than me and five other guys kicked the living shit out of him behind a gas station near the college. Actually sent the kraut to the hospital. He tried to press charges, but didn't realize my father was a DA, and my grandfather was a judge. Needless to say he served 2 years in prison for assault before being deported back to Germany. I remember talking to one of the guards I know who worked at the prison he went to, and him talking about him getting raped almost the entire time he was there.

27 min later 424593226 Anonymous
>pretend to pick a lock >open box put items inside >get attention 3/10

28 min later 424593370 Anonymous
A safe deposit box like that more than likely contains moneys of some denomination. The lock on it is a simple flip lock what u need is a hammer and a chissle place the box on its side chisle in the key hole one swift but sure hit with a hammer should be enougth to shatter the lock mechanism Profit.

29 min later 424593470 Anonymous
>>424591965 >>424593226 I didn't pick it, I had to force it open with a strong knife. Notice that the lock mechanism is still up- i do not own a key to this box, never have. It isn't mine.

29 min later 424593514 Anonymous (6226.gif 200x150 1527kB)
>>424593064 by you? You are obviously a closet homo for that guy. it's ok man, German guys ARE pretty cute.

31 min later 424593718 Anonymous
>>424593064 One, that didn't happen. Two, if you're going to make up some story about how much of a badass you are, don't focus on how much of a pussy you are. Oh teehee my daddy and granddaddy saved me because I'm a little bitch. Cool story, bro.

32 min later 424593848 Anonymous
>>424593005 take memory card out of phone post pics here

36 min later 424594345 Anonymous
What on the recipt from barclys ? Any possibal info you could us to de fraud somebodys account ?

36 min later 424594470 Anonymous
I want it

57 min later 424596764 Anonymous
>>424592563 Blackberry cables are fucking niggers. They left the power buses the same so you can charge off a normal micro usb cable, but swapped the data ones over so you have to buy their specific data cables. Robbing cunts.

1 hours later 424597229 Anonymous
>>424596764 I've never had such issues with my blackberry?

2.997 0.099