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2012-09-10 12:17 424248936 Anonymous (sweepstakes.jpg 400x340 22kB)
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why does the internet assume that the USA is the center of the earth?
sincerely, internatiofags
0 min later 424249023 Anonymous
pic 50% related
0 min later 424249116 Anonymous
GB2 9fag gtfo
1 min later 424249152 Anonymous
Well, we are.
Also gtfo 9fag
1 min later 424249240 Anonymous
It's actually very simple
all the copyright shit and all the lawyers are there, they've stamped their rights on everytinhg and now the law too.
If you don't want it, poke people to storm congress and execute everybody.
1 min later 424249294 Anonymous (1345440235420.jpg 652x896 193kB)
>>424248936
Because your third world shitholes don't have internet access.
3 min later 424249681 Anonymous
>>424249294
srsly? i haz a solid 40/10mbps connection, ping 8.8.8.8 yields approx 56ms, try harder
4 min later 424249908 Anonymous (1345440151258.jpg 776x817 138kB)
>>424249681
Nice try with your lies, we know the truth.
5 min later 424250059 Anonymous
im not sure but I use the ps3 and im mexico ( binacional )
and they go like hey go back to mexico, and its the servers from right here so wtf amerrica ?
7 min later 424250570 Anonymous (I said git out.jpg 477x316 25kB)
>>424250059
I suggest you do what they said before we deport your ass.
10 min later 424251061 Anonymous (rlyrly.png 612x490 68kB)
>>424249908
I shit you not
>captcha: tsspoo 5.65
10 min later 424251068 Anonymous
>>424248936
Because we run shit
Best TV shows? American
Best movies? American
Best everything since the beginning of forever? America
Most niggers? UK
Most fatties? UK
Most retards? UK
13 min later 424251870 Anonymous
>>424251068
most fatties? US by far dude, cmon
13 min later 424251879 Anonymous
>>424251061
You can't fool me with your socialist tricks, communist.
>Captcha slander ertshim
15 min later 424252301 Anonymous
>>424251879
>implying capitalism is any better than socialism
17 min later 424252595 Anonymous
>>424251879
just proved i got better internetz than you, have i?
pnd
17 min later 424252796 Anonymous (1346639705836.jpg 600x957 263kB)
>>424252301
>Implying god won't smite your for your blasphemy, heathen
19 min later 424253067 Anonymous
>>424252796
>Implying god won't smite your
>god won't smite your
>smite your
>your
Socialism : 1
Capitalism : 0
20 min later 424253394 Anonymous
>>424253067
>Implying you need to know how to spell when your nation is blessed by god for upholding Christian values
21 min later 424253485 Anonymous (USA.jpg 446x597 68kB)
>>424253394
Damn, forgot my pic.
21 min later 424253540 Anonymous
>>424253394
rofl
21 min later 424253587 Anonymous
>>424253394
>Says God loves America
>Can't even capitalize God
Damn kid, you're stupid.
22 min later 424253728 Anonymous (1346556076153.jpg 800x600 67kB)
>>424253587
>>424253540
You'd best watch your mouth
22 min later 424253783 Anonymous
>>424248936
You are not welcome here.
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23 min later 424253838 Anonymous
because the U.S is back to back world war champs...
24 min later 424253996 Anonymous
>>424253728
I'm not saying I don't love America and it's people, i'm just saying that our government type is not the best.
24 min later 424254014 Anonymous
>>424253783
oh stfu already, sometimes you want to have a good time without seeing pics of dicks or hot chicks when it isn't faptime
24 min later 424254018 Anonymous
>>424248936
Kill yourself
26 min later 424254364 Anonymous
>>424251068
Hollywood exists because of people evading copyright & patent laws.
26 min later 424254381 Anonymous (Does this guy really think I'm serious.jpg 791x581 91kB)
>>424253996
Son this is one nation under GOD you're opinion on the government doesn't matter, it's got divine authority.
26 min later 424254489 Anonymous
>>424254018
Can't, this was a good day (it actually pretty much sucked until I ran the daily 4chan routine)
28 min later 424254823 Anonymous (best-country.jpg 400x278 57kB)
>>424254381
y'all niggers are wrong
only North-Korea has divine authority
therefor the Democratic People's Republic of Korea is best country
29 min later 424255047 Anonymous
>>424254489
Well I guess you live to die another day
But seriously, get rid of that 9fag shit.
30 min later 424255220 Anonymous
>United States
>Strongest nation on Earth for 67 years and counting
>Highest GDP on Earth
>Worth 51% of the global economy
>Largest navy in the world
>Has military bases on 1/3rd of the Earth
>Only country with a functioning railgun
>30 years technologically superior to any other opposing nation's military on Earth
>Only military that has the industrial and technological capacity to mass produce unmanned drones
>Developing a new generation of spaceships
>Only country to have been to the Moon
>Only country with a private sector actively working in space
>Global center of the arts, humanities, education, finance, commerce, business, warfare, technology, industry, culture, politics and communication
>Owns the most cities on the World Cities ranking chart
>Won WWII singlehandedly
>Never lost a war in its 237 year history
>Leader of the free world
Don't like us? No problem.
At the end of the day, you are all American people. You follow our elections. You eat our food. You watch our movies and television shows. You wear our clothes. You copy our vernacular. You access American websites. You copy our Constitution and our laws. You read our books, ponder our art, use our weapons, drive our cars. The global economy is based on the US Dollar. Our military maintains bases on your soil. When our President speaks, you listen.
You are ALL American people.
30 min later 424255337 Anonymous
>>424251068
eurofag approves
31 min later 424255384 Anonymous
>>424255047
Well, I'm starting to find 4chan much more interesting, so that might just happen
p.s. that 9fag footer was an accident, wasn't deliberate
31 min later 424255530 Anonymous
>>424255220
>>Never lost a war in its 237 year history
Vietnam was...a tie?
31 min later 424255551 Anonymous (1347105728333.jpg 500x500 132kB)
>>424251068
33 min later 424255920 Anonymous (1347105020989.png 480x480 71kB)
>>424255220
>yfw
>miwwitawwy
>miwwitawwy
>miwwitawwy etc/
36 min later 424256409 Anonymous (trooper fully charged.jpg 480x360 19kB)
>>424255220
We have a gun that shoots a lightning bolt through a laser, railgun is old news.
MURRICA: 9001
The People's Republic of Europastan: 0
36 min later 424256516 Anonymous (1343946926163.jpg 209x251 3kB)
>>424254014
37 min later 424256567 Anonymous (guitar kick rhino.jpg 1920x1080 348kB)
>>424255220
pic related. its this guy. the rhino is socialism.
38 min later 424256818 Anonymous (ewok dry.jpg 360x284 121kB)
>>424255530
vietnam was a conflict. war was never declared. learn your history assclown.
39 min later 424256981 Anonymous
cause we created the fucking internet
why don't you guys become like china and put that firewall so we can never see you faggots.
40 min later 424257195 Anonymous (9fag.png 1088x709 646kB)
>>9fag
any argument you make op is immediately invalid
41 min later 424257349 Anonymous (1329663182910.jpg 264x275 15kB)
>>424256981
Britain created the internet.
Just saying...
41 min later 424257431 Anonymous
>>424256818
Yeah, it's amazing how all the wars you lose turn out not to be wars.
41 min later 424257484 Anonymous (internet.jpg 468x409 22kB)
>>424256981
Obvious troll is obvious. The British invented the internet ass hat.
Pic Related: It's the British guy who invented it.
43 min later 424257868 Anonymous (teddy_vs__bigfoot_old_version_by_sharpwriter-d3c4r70.jpg 1280x750 230kB)
>>424257349
Communist lies
44 min later 424257976 Anonymous
>>424256981
swiss
44 min later 424257979 Anonymous (1343195266408.jpg 960x957 314kB)
>>424255920
I'm an amerifag; I for one don't get embroiled in all this USA vs Europe bullshit, as I think it's retarded, but the guy does kind of have a point. American movies play in Europe; Euro movies only have limited runs in America if at all. You know our bands but we don't know any of yours. Our fast food restaurants are all over the world. There's a reason that English is the universal language of the Internet, and I will give you a hint: it's not because of England. America is the cultural center of the world right now, whether you like it or not, and I'm not saying that because I'm proud of it or anything, I'm just stating a fact. Don't get too mad about it; every empire has its moment in the sun and sooner or later it disappears and gets replaced by someone else. Sooner or later America will be gone or at the very least its cultural dominance will have been eclipsed; it might even be starting to happen already, and some other bunch of idiots will be in charge. It's just how the world works.
44 min later 424258084 Anonymous (1346556245470.jpg 402x662 98kB)
>>424257431
War was never declared, it wasn't a war.
50 min later 424259183 Anonymous (1335398138348.jpg 280x280 22kB)
>>424255220
>United States
>Strongest nation on Earth for 67 years and counting
but not most powerful council. eu parliament
>Highest GDP on Earth
united states. each state: shit. if eu counted as united states: us can suck dicks
>Worth 51% of the global economy
wat?
>Largest navy in the world
most expensive and ineffective navy in the world
>Has military bases on 1/3rd of the Earth
still loses all wars
>Only country with a functioning railgun
it can shoot 200 miles far. what do you want to hit? yourself?
>30 years technologically superior to any other opposing nation's military on Earth
aahahahhahahhahaaaa... look at the bills for your guns and have a look where the tech comes from
>Only military that has the industrial and technological capacity to mass produce unmanned drones
no
>Developing a new generation of spaceships
inb4. china, russia etc
>Only country to have been to the Moon
51 min later 424259286 Anonymous (1335399682717.jpg 400x300 58kB)
>>424259183
>Only country with a private sector actively working in space
international project
>Global center of the arts, humanities, education, finance, commerce, business, warfare, technology, industry, culture, politics and communication
arts: no
humanities: AAAAHAHAHHAHAAAAA
education: AAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAHHAAA
finance: along to others
commerce: jep, big time
business: same as commerce
warfare: still losing everything since WW2
tech: along with others
industry: less and less
culture: AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAHAHAA
politics: despite you have to choose between 2 shitty parties. you are one party away from a dictatorship
communication: thanks for /b/
>Owns the most cities on the World Cities ranking chart
well, you are reproducing like rabbits, but so do cancer cells
>Won WWII singlehandedly
AAAHAHAHHAAA
>Never lost a war in its 237 year history
okay, now its not even funny anymore
>Leader of the free world
okay, this one was funny again
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