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2012-09-08 08:43 424008612 Anonymous (i.jpg 500x541 230kB)
What is your happiest memory? Back when I was in school I was asked this question and my mind was blank. I couldn't think of a single happy memory. It's not like I had a hard life, I was poor but I never went without food or a place to sleep. I went on holiday a few times, I got presents at christmas, but none of those memories struck me as happy. I can think of plenty of times when I was miserable. It's like I'm not capable of feeling happy anymore. So, seeing as I don't have any, I was wondering if you'd share some of your happy memories with me, or if you're miserable like me then share your worst memory. I'll share mine in the next post.

8 min later 424009958 Anonymous
OP here. >10 years old >Live in a rough neighborhood >Playing with two friends in front garden >Local bully who is my age and his gang of about eight other boys start walking towards us >He's carrying a golf club, a real metal one >Starts shouting and swearing at me, I think I'm about to get the shit beat out of me >He doesn't touch my friends because they're both girls >I run to the back garden and try the back door >Locked >Scream for my mother, I'm close to crying now >One of my friends comes and tells me the bully said he's coming for me >Losing my shit, see open window, about to climb in it when my mother appears and opens the back door >The bully and his gang leave when my mother goes out front I'm so ashamed of how I acted that day. I ran to save myself without thinking of my friends, who were both girls. I was so scared, the most scared I've been in my life. I was a coward back then.

9 min later 424010097 Anonymous (188.jpg 702x1024 273kB)
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11 min later 424010486 Anonymous (sigh.jpg 500x500 74kB)
15 years old being with my girlfriend. That's all I have. I'm gonna go make me a gin and tonic...

17 min later 424011415 Anonymous
>>424009958 Thats some heavy shit man. I can relate >19 years old >second year at college >walking down the sidewalk at about 8:00pm >many people outside, its the weekend >see a girl walking with her boyfriend >her arm raises up a little to scratch her head or something >a guy skillfully snatches her purse without her even realizing it at first >He starts running, turns around asnd says "have a nice night" to her boyfriend >Boyfriend doesnt even realize what happened >as he runs past me he says hey >I do nothing

18 min later 424011669 Anonymous
My happiest memory is from this month 2 years ago. I was at this martial arts tournament, and it was my first time competing in the teen black belt division. My second match was against a guy named Tommy. He was wearing black clothes and bright red gloves, so he stood out among the rest of us, who were all wearing black gloves. With 30 seconds left for the match, the score was 5-9, with him in the lead. He was moving around me in a circle, obviously content to let time run out. Then a thought came to me: Space Invaders I turned to where he was going to be, not where he was, jumped forward into the air, and launched a spinning back kick in mid air. He walked right into it's way, and it hit him square in the chest. I hit him so hard that it knocked him down and into the other fighters that were waiting outside the ring. For the rest of the match, we had a crowd of high-ranking martial artists watching. I still lost the fight 7-9, but damn I felt accomplished. Especially when several people told me it was the best fight they had seen at the tournament in years.

21 min later 424012215 Anonymous
I remember being in Ireland.. I was in a different country where no one knew me, and it felt great.

22 min later 424012316 Anonymous
>I had a dream once that I was in a school for whatever reason. >I was going to each classroom door and I'd peak in. >I don't remember why I was doing this, but somehow along my journey I encountered Bill Cosby. >He didn't see me that I could tell but he was sputtering his gibberish language. >He was riding a rascal or small scooter through the halls. >It's odd now that I think about it, but was normal in the dream to me. >Something in my mind told me to get the hell away from him. >I began darting through the hallways and he was always on my path on his damned scooter. >I couldn't see him and he couldn't see me, but I knew he was there because his scooter kept making a 'meep meep meep meep' sound when it moved. >Running out of places to run, I darted into a classroom and ducked behind a small wall in the room. >I could hear his scooter nearing me. >"Meep meep meep meep" >It got closer to me. >"Meep meep meeeep meeeeeep" the meep sounds growing longer as the scooter slowed, right around the corner from me. >One last "meeeeeeeeep" and I could see the front wheel of this damned scooter with this possessed Bill Cosby who spoke in tongues. >This was when I decided to take action. >I sprung out from behind the wall and I believe I yelled "Pudding pops!" while waving my hands at him like a crazy person! >Then I woke up. Confused.

22 min later 424012365 Anonymous
>>424011669 Not sure if real story or ending of the Karate Kid. Thats pretty cool if it's true.

27 min later 424013268 Anonymous
>>424012365 No, it's true. If I were the Karate Kid, I would have won.

29 min later 424013684 Anonymous
>Be on train >be sitting next to guy on 4chan (he had laptop) >look at thread he was starting >pull out mobile and go to thread >start up conversation with the man >"man it's hot today e.t.c e.t.c" >get his name >post his name on his thread >"Dear anon you will die when you leave this train" >went to the toilet >when i returned I sat opposite him >he was sweating and looked really anxious >loled too much

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