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2012-09-13 10:21 424998030 Anonymous (bijbel plaatje.jpg 849x565 42kB)
Herroo Q&A Ask the son of a preacher everything

0 min later 424998174 Anonymous
how was the buttsecks?

1 min later 424998251 Anonymous
Why do Christians bother to keep the Old Testament??? It has insane laws in it. And why not follow / not follow them?

2 min later 424998337 Anonymous
>>424998030 Did he at least give you a reacharound afterwards?

2 min later 424998364 Anonymous
How did you reach her? I heard you where the only man who could.

3 min later 424998564 Anonymous
>>424998174 great, you want some? >>424998251 I don't know, over here we use it in our personal lives but keep to the law of our country. Things that would be extreme if taken literal are usualy translated in something symbolic.

4 min later 424998669 Anonymous
>>424998337 what is a reacharound?

4 min later 424998757 Anonymous
does he rape you ?

6 min later 424998963 Anonymous
>>424998757 no, atleast not yet

7 min later 424999195 Anonymous
>>424998364 Hahahaha marijuana and /b/ can be so uplifting. Thanks i needed that anon.

9 min later 424999572 Anonymous
He's the son of a preacher man...

11 min later 424999857 Anonymous (pk.jpg 640x480 21kB)
I am also a PK. I will also answer any questions you may have. My answers will be better than OP.

12 min later 424999937 Anonymous
>>424999572 the only one who could ever teach you

12 min later 425000008 Anonymous
>>424998251 don't know >>424998337 no >>424998364 not funny >>424998757 no

13 min later 425000113 Anonymous
>>424999857 where you raped as a kid, did you ever see someone getting raped?

13 min later 425000142 Anonymous
2nd OP here I once pissed in the sacramental wine. LOL!

14 min later 425000240 Anonymous
>>425000113 I am not a catholic or a muslim. no rape in the episcopal church.

15 min later 425000450 Anonymous
>>425000142 first OP, i once ate all the bread before the service started >>425000142 maye whe can once rape some women toghetter

16 min later 425000712 Anonymous
2nd OP In highschool, I stole a key to the vestry and would host RAGERS inside the church. Cleaned up OK, and the sextant was cool so we never got busted.

17 min later 425000864 Anonymous
>>425000450 I would very much like to rape some women with you.

19 min later 425001170 Anonymous
>>425000712 it's funny how people always think we are nice and goody goody, in reality we are the worst

20 min later 425001292 Anonymous
>>425001170 you seem like a real faggot OP. go fuck yourself. Love, 2nd OP

23 min later 425001758 Anonymous
>>425001292 i'm one hundred percent hetero, sorry that i have to dissapoint you, but i can't satisfy your gay fantasies

24 min later 425001992 Anonymous (1293897810106.jpg 500x500 82kB)
Why do you believe in God? What satisfaction/profit does it give you?

29 min later 425002707 Anonymous
>>425001758 no, you are gay

29 min later 425002712 Anonymous
i too am a son of a preacher op, and i'm able to lurk /b/ without advertising it to the fucking world. die, you fucking cancerous faggot

30 min later 425002798 Anonymous
>>425001992 I don't, no profit in god except what I steal out the collection plate. BOOYAH!

30 min later 425002801 Anonymous
>>425001992 don't know, i'm actually no interested in religion at all, i go to church once in a while but besides that i don't really think much about religion, but let's not turn this into a God/noGod thread

30 min later 425002875 Anonymous
http://www.google.ca/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=son+of+a+preacher+man&source=web&cd=1&cad= rja&ved=0CCEQtwIwAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3Ddp4339EbVn8&ei=SEdSUL _tAqX20gHo-YHwBg&usg=AFQjCNGbgHq4eXslXWJKasqSjJWRi145Nw

31 min later 425002967 Anonymous
>>425002712 2nd OP here. Why are you ashamed, faggot?

31 min later 425003091 Anonymous
>>425002801 implying OP has the capacity to argue the existence of god

32 min later 425003229 Anonymous (1273868535404.jpg 445x272 92kB)
did you cum when your father stimulated your prostate?

33 min later 425003321 Anonymous
>>425002798 first OP Haha =p when i was a small kid i once stole a lot of money over a longer period of time, instead of putting money into the basket i would pick some money out the basket, after a while my parents started to ask how it was possible that i had so much money in my ceramic pig, so took my money and took it back to church. >>425002712 congratulations, no problem, feel free to tell something cool if you have some funny story's

36 min later 425003745 Anonymous
>>425003091 implying i even care about arguments about the existence of a higher power, these discussions are endless and fruitless. If you believe, Ok If you don't believe i don't give a shit either. I think none of my friends are religious, i've never even asked them, because it's not relevant to my personal interests

37 min later 425003971 Anonymous (jesusbiker.jpg 1024x768 340kB)
>>424998030 How does your father deal with questions about how the Torah, the Koran, and the Old Testament of the Bible are nearly word for word identical? Questions regarding how Yahweh, Allah, and the Christian God are all the same character?

38 min later 425004171 Anonymous
>>425003745 implying OP has friends

39 min later 425004338 Anonymous
>>425003971 the torah is the old testament dumbass. the koran ain't in the same ballpark, hate to break it to you

42 min later 425004829 Anonymous
>>425003971 Torah and the first testament are the same, only the Jews don't believe in the new testament, that's the difference besides jews and christians. Koran is something else, but there are some characters that are the same, probably because a lot of it plays in the same region

44 min later 425005152 Anonymous (300.sheen1.lc.022511.jpg 300x300 19kB)
>>425004338 LOL ok tough guy they are essentially the same books, saying that >>the koran ain't in the same ballpark shows you are a christianfag in denial haha

45 min later 425005247 Anonymous
>>425004829 "besides" does not have the same meaning as ""between" dumbass

46 min later 425005465 Anonymous
>>425005152 you think that the koran and the bible are the same? LOL

47 min later 425005624 Anonymous
>>425005247 mmhh yeah that seems logical, thanks

50 min later 425005982 Anonymous
>>425005465 you guys are killing me hahaha from wikipedia: >>The Qur'an and Bible have over 50 people in common, typically in the same narratives.

53 min later 425006456 Anonymous
>>425005982 there is overlap of characters, place names, etc. because they were written in the same region at around the same time. the teachings off each book are completely distinct and different, as are the societal rules and the purported teachings of the respective "god" character. Plus, implying a generic wikipedia entry is all you need to understand anything.

54 min later 425006630 Anonymous
>>425002967 meh, not ashamed, just hate the church. not against christianity or anything, but the church is a horrible institution these days >>425003321 don't think i have any funny stories, except that my parents believed pokemon was of the devil

54 min later 425006647 Anonymous (fuckyeah3.jpg 364x344 17kB)
>>424998030 ITT: people arguing over fairytales

57 min later 425007172 Anonymous
>>425006630 op i wasn't alowed to have the trading carts, i was alowed to watch the series and have stickers of it though

57 min later 425007180 Anonymous
>>425006630 implying that the church has changed in your 12 year life span. implying that pokemon anecdote is funny and cute

58 min later 425007259 Anonymous
>>425007172 you are 12 and what is this fuck?

59 min later 425007503 Anonymous (005.png 600x320 13kB)
>>425005982 >>425005465

1 hours later 425007689 Anonymous
>>425006456 >>there is overlap of characters, place names, etc. because they were written in the same region at around the same time. HAHAHA LMAO the Torah was written in about 1200BC the "Old Testament" of the Bible edited out parts of the Torah they found wanting in around 300AD the Koran was written by Muhammed and his followers using the "Old Testament" which they then edited to their liking. I think you guys are thinking of the Hadith which is a different book, kind of like the Muslim "New Testament"

1 hours later 425007826 Anonymous
>>425007689 sorry forgot to add that the Koran was around 600AD so not the same time at all

1 hours later 425008091 Anonymous
>>425007503 it isn't the same.

1 hours later 425008182 Anonymous
>>425007826 same milleneum ftw

1 hours later 425008286 Anonymous
>>425007503 OP EXPLAIN THE APOCRYPHA AND THE COUNCIL OF TRENT ...and then tell me how exactly you still believe that any of this shit is real. THEY FUCKING EDITED THE SCRIPTURES TO FIT WHAT THEY WANTED TO SAY. There are a huge number of "bible" books that aren't in modern bibles, simply because they don't fit what the church wanted in its doctrine. Well... who the fuck decides? Some rapist Catholic priest?

1 hours later 425008760 Anonymous
>>425000712 'sextant' So you say a manual navigation device is cool? I suppose it could be. The word is sexton asshole

1 hours later 425009094 Anonymous
>>425008286 yes, but you are being redundant >>425008760 not when he get's through with me it wasn't

1 hours later 425009467 Anonymous
>>425009094 ... I'm... "being redundant." THAT is your defense? Wow. Please tell me that you don't believe in any of this nonsense.

1 hours later 425009530 Anonymous
>>425008286 It's the narrative not the actual books

1 hours later 425009667 Anonymous
>>425009467 >what nonsense?

1 hours later 425009752 Anonymous (oldfagheadquarters.jpg 1000x988 264kB)
Ok OP i was just asking a simple question but there are quite a few gents in this thread that need to do a bit more reading. a fun one sure to enrage all in this thread: when the Koran was being written it was together with a bunch of Rabbi's and Rabbinical scholars as the Muslims wanted to incorporate the same societal and social construct as the Jews, i.e. food prohibitions, clothing restrictions, marriage, etc. i'm out

1 hours later 425010084 Anonymous
>>425009467 "rapist Catholic priest"= redundant, you fucking moron >>425009530 implying there's not a major difference >>425009752 excellent job!

1 hours later 425010238 Anonymous
is your name jack and are you from Wisconsin?

1 hours later 425010602 Anonymous
>>425010084 >what? use your words 10/10 this guy is a master troll

1 hours later 425010901 Anonymous (will-smith-the-fresh-prince-of-bel-air.jpg 420x432 31kB)
>>425010602 Sorry gang, I have to be getting home now.

1 hours later 425011152 Anonymous
Where in Holland do you live?

1 hours later 425011494 Anonymous
You have all just been trolled. Please return to your seats.

1 hours later 425011806 Anonymous
Does it make you butthurt to be trolled by a 12 year old?

1 hours later 425011913 Anonymous
I AM THE MASTER TROLL. BWWWWAAAAHAHAHAHAA

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