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2012-09-08 08:41 424008251 Anonymous (Title Screen.jpg 1024x768 545kB)
Alright, continuing from last week, Drawfag Adventure!
The rules are simple.
The first person to respond to an offer of actions has his action performed.
Only one action per post.
Commands (so far) are:
PORTRAIT: Displays your current character portrait.
ITEMS: Displays a list of your items.
INFO *: Gives info on an item or part of your surrounding where * is the object in question.
STATUS: Gives your status.
The rest you will pick up on your way.
Next post will be where we left off last time and what you have, etc.
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Your Character Sheet.
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Your Summon sheet.
You can use the Summon command once per battle.
Each Entity has three attacks, but only the ones you have used will be listed and explained on the summon screen.
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>>424008691
4 min later 424009015 Anonymous
Fergs, is this you?
5 min later 424009126 Anonymous
This is silly. Why can't it be more in the style of 'write your commands'?
6 min later 424009286 Anonymous (Mine.jpg 1024x768 569kB)
Last time Jack found himself in a former mining town that had been reduced to a waypoint for travelers.
It was there that Jack met Jemma, the daughter of the mine foreman. After an unsuccessful attempt at courtship Jack is pointed in the direction of her father.
The mines were abandoned due to may of the workers never returning from the lower levels and the gradual infestation of undead.
After some rigmarole Jack makes his way into the mines and begins his attempt at getting to the bottom of the source of the walking corpses.
We left off with Jack defeating a spook with the help of "fat pudding" Leeloo Dallas.
You are now back at the entrance of the mines.
*Forward (One level down)
*Left
*Right (Just came from there)
*Out
7 min later 424009407 Anonymous
>>424009126
People do that anyhow, and often times it works.
Feel free to.
Having a command list, though, makes things run more smoothly.
8 min later 424009628 Anonymous
One last note. UNless it's something drawn from the previous week, I draw everything on the fly with real ink and paper, and I photograph it with a digital camera.
If a reply takes more time than usual, expect it to have extra effort.
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Bump for visibility
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LFP!
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Player one, press start.
13 min later 424010390 Anonymous
Get in the game, babies.
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Credits: 1
Press start.
17 min later 424010997 Anonymous
Use eckto gamat on the wall behind u.
Then turn left.
17 min later 424011073 Anonymous
Here's last week's thread:
http://chanarchive.org/4chan/b/56687
18 min later 424011248 Anonymous
>>424010390
>Get in the game, babies.
>Get in the game
>In the game
>The Game
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>>424010997
Leeloo looks up from her fifth reconstituted chicken and assesses the situation.
"Ganbara modela surimonos!"
She then ignores your requests and put's another chicken pellet in the reconstitutor.
You head left and find yourself in a corridor that seems to go on for several meters.
You hear a stirring ahead of you.
*Forward
*Backwards
*Listen
*Shout
27 min later 424012792 Anonymous
>>424012131
That looks like a hairy vagina.
Player shouts "Hairy Vagina!"
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>>424011248
ADDED TO INVENTORY:
The Game
34 min later 424013982 Anonymous
Info: The Game
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>>424012792
The rustling Stops ad a figure shouts back.
"How'd you know my name?!?"
A rugged Dwarven man steps up and cautiously greets you.
"Harry V'gina. What can I do for ya?"
*What are you doing here?
*What dangers are in the mines?
*Can you teach me to make soup?
38 min later 424014773 Anonymous
KISS HAIRY V'GINA IN THE ASS
41 min later 424015306 Anonymous
>>424013982
(Short delay, I am getting something out of the oven.)
A popular game for children and homosexuals. The creator is quoted as saying:
"Man, like, this shit is going to be so popular that I'm just going to have to call it "The Game" because nobody is going to make anymore after this."
Using this item during battle will force the enemy to play the game. They will either play and the victor wins the battle, or they will become enraged and receive a +2 to attack.
Non consumable item.
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>>424014317
With a rumbling tummy, player asks for a soup recipe.
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>>424014773
You search his spheroid shape and find no cracks. This raises questions that will have to wait until later.
>>424016074
Hah! You're asking the right guy. Dwarve soups are the heartiest. Literally!
TO make me mother's Zombone Soup you'll need four Zombie Bones, Two Decayed Hearts and a bottle Holy Water.
59 min later 424018562 Anonymous
>>424017662
What now?
*Forward
*Backwards
*What are you doing down here?
*What's with this mine?
1 hours later 424018969 Anonymous
Bump.
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Players
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Bump
No one likes games.
1 hours later 424020043 Anonymous
>>424017662
Better get to making that soup niggers
1 hours later 424020207 Anonymous
Bampu
1 hours later 424021047 Anonymous
As you ca see from the archive, this went much better last week.
No idea what the variable is that decides thread success.
http://chanarchive.org/4chan/b/56687
1 hours later 424021774 Anonymous
Guise.
1 hours later 424021990 Anonymous
Gooby plz...
1 hours later 424022865 Anonymous
Alright. I like bringing OC to /b/ but if it's dead today I may have to try again tonight.
1 hours later 424023583 Anonymous
>>424018562
*What are you doing down here?
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>>424023583
I'm looking for my brother, Bald V'gina. He used to work i the mines but he hasn't been seen since he descended to the second level.
I came here to look for clued but I was attacked by these undead workers.
*What was his name?
*Do the undead have any Weaknesses?
*What did you find?
*I bid you well in your search.
1 hours later 424024449 Anonymous
>>424024053
Ask for the Weaknesses
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>>424024449
Holy water or blessed weapons. (He pulls out a flask and douses your weapons.)
Beyond that, if you had a weapon that could consistently hit their heads you would have no problem breezing by them...
*Special Weapon?
*Any ideas about the next level down?
*What is your brother's name? I can keep an eye out for him.
*Good luck on your search.
1 hours later 424027216 Anonymous
continue into mine
1 hours later 424027226 Anonymous
Hup!
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>>424027216
Without aother word you walk past the dwarf and head deeper into the mine.
MAKE FIGHT
You are attacked by a Coal Minor.
*Fight
*Item
*Summon
*Run
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>>424027632
fight
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1 hours later 424028658 Anonymous
Use extreme temperatures and pressure to turn the Coal Minor into a Diamond Minor.
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>>424027818
You sqing your short swords with all of the mastery you learned as a youth from the young ladies in the school yard.
Post ends in 8=4 DMG
Other hands also does 4 DMG
Dual Wield Lv 1: If post ends in odd number all damage is halved.
Coal Minor uses Coercion.
"The bad man touched me!!"
Next attack is at -2
*Fight
*Item
*Summon
*Run
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>>424028658
Be very glad it wasn't your turn.
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fight
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fight
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>>424028989
You spin like a bladed lighthouse as the light of your blades cut through the black night of the little girl's skin.
At least that's how I would like to have described it. In actuality you spin in circles like a five year old who just discovered dizziness and enjoys the novelty.
Post ends in 9=5 DMG
Other hand =5 DMG
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>>424030385
-2 per attack for coercion.
Coal Minor uses Coal Dust.
You are blind. If next attack roll is an even number you will miss.
*Fight
*Item
*Summon
*Run
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>>424030707
Attack with temperature and pressure to turn her into diamond minor
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>>424030885
NOOO!!!!!
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>>424030885
You use pressure:
"Hey sweetheart. I know you're young but you and I share a soul. You're so different from all the other 12 year old coal monsters.
I won't make you do anything you don't want to, but if you really care about me you'll let me do this."
PRESSURE APPLIED
You attempt to add heat.
You have nothing on you that is hot.
Attack failed.
Coal Minor uses diamond gaze.
4 damage. You are intimidated. If the next attack roll is a 3 or 4 you lose your next turn.
Current HP is 11.
*Fight
*Item
*Summon
*Run
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fight
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What is Jack's max HP?
2 hours later 424033795 Anonymous
For what will clearly be an amazing fight scene - bumping.
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>>424032516
6=3 DMG x 2
4 Coal Minor turns to dust.
GOT: 4 XP
GOT: Brickette
*Forward
*Backwards
*Seppuku
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forward
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Info: Brickette
2 hours later 424034431 Anonymous (287.jpg 1024x680 344kB)
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2 hours later 424034547 Anonymous
Hah! I thought I put that on the character sheet.
15
(As a side note, I fucking swear something has been up with captcha lately. Ever since they insist you type two words [Which I had always done] I seem to fail at a 50% ration. I never failed before.)
2 hours later 424034919 Anonymous
>>424034547
Yeah, I have the same problem. Even when I'm pretty sure I got it right.
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>>424034367
Small lump of coal.
Could be used to start a BBQ or as a building block for a Condoette.
>>424034262
You come to a turn in the mines. Rusty tracs lay before you, turning and careening off into the darkness.
Much like your prom night, the light from outside is unable to properly penetrate.
*Back
*Where the sun don't shine
2 hours later 424035351 Anonymous
shoot fire arrow where the sun don't shine
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>>424035351
This
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Overwhelming fear of 404..
2 hours later 424037323 Anonymous (5WHPd.jpg 597x985 245kB)
Here OP. This makes me giggle.
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>>424035351
You raise your bow and....
Oh...
You load the arrow into your mouth and pucker your lips. You *PTEW* forward trying to clear as much distance as you can.
Next post after this is saving throw to keep from having your feet burned, if you succeed the fire arrow will return to your inventory.
You need a 3-5
2 hours later 424037948 Anonymous
Roll
(crap)
2 hours later 424038097 Anonymous
yeah i figured i should have said throw arrow but shit was too late by then
2 hours later 424038251 Anonymous
>>424036912
>>424028657
Go ahead and like this http://www.facebook.com/pages/Drawfag-Adventure/351738998245948
And if the thread 404s the link tot he new thread will be added immediately.
You will also get notifications whenever a new thread is started anytime, and fun metagame stuff and info.
2 hours later 424038501 Anonymous
>>424038251
i have no fag book ill just continue lurking and hopefully happen upon it
2 hours later 424038569 Anonymous
>>424038251
Oh yeah, I can just follow the link from the page, huh? I'll stop posting junk then.. ^_^
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>>424037948
The arrow falls a few feet in front of you.
And by "a few feet" I mean two feet.
And by "two feet" I mean the two you are standing on.
Luckily your boots are metal.
Unluckily the Armorist threw in a free oilling.
You need to act before you become more flaming than Gary Glitter.
*Stamp feet.
*Roll around.
*Spit on them
*Today is a good day to die.
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>>424039419
Captcha screwed me and I didn't notice it took the pic off.
3 hours later 424039742 Anonymous
roll around
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>>424038501
You can always make a fake one.
>>424038569
Keep bumping if you like. It's still better to keep the thread alive just to have the day's activities there for anyone just joining us.
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>>424039765
true enough im just lazy
also bump
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>>424039765
True. I'mm'na just post some fun things to see then.
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>>424039742
You roll around.
This doesn't seem to be working...
Roll a save. 1-9 means you put the fire out, 0 means you ignite a coal vein.
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roll
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continue where the sun don't shine
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>>424039820
Glasnost Berries Added to Inventory.
>>424040119
Cracked Popeye crystal found.
Summon crystals can be repaired by the Norman the www.iza.rd
3 hours later 424042280 Anonymous
Info: Berries
Info: Crystal
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>>424040836
You become very frightened and roll around in a painic. (Pain + Panic)
You inadvertently find out that you do a great impersonation of a fire hose and the flames are out.
>>424041240
You head on into the darkness, wondering all the while whether you need to hand wash or dry clean plate armor.
MAKE FIGHT
Zom A appears from the darkness.
*Fight
*Item
*Summon
*Run
3 hours later 424042421 Anonymous
Find the mother of the coal minor and apologize for killing her little daughter.
3 hours later 424042590 Anonymous
>>424042421
Schwa? No time. Zoma-A.
Fight
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>>424042280
Glasnost Berries: Для брата, чтобы чувствовать себя лучше. Используются три.
Cracked Popeye Crystal: When it's not broken summons Popeye the Sailor man to aid you in battle.
When broken summons your will to not throw it into the gutter.
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3 hours later 424043790 Anonymous
eat single Glasnost berry
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>>424042590
Coal people are people too.
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>>424042421
You contemplate how to apologize to a larger coal monster about killing her homicidal offspring without mentioning the fact that she attempted to chop you into Rolo sized pieces with her carbon hands.
The first idea that comes to mind is a fruit bouquet.
>>424042590
0=Critical hit.
You lob one of your short sword into the air and use the second one as a baseball bat in an attempt to send your opponent home.
10 Damage. (9 fr the hit and 1 for removal.)
Zom A throws a pasty. The cornish delicacy is hot and delicious.
You are burned. 1 Damage per turn for the next three turns.
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>>424043845
Sure, sure. But we have more killing to do first, yes?
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>>424042370
Beat this nigga down!
3 hours later 424044757 Anonymous
How's Jack's HP doing?
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>>424044757
Currently 11
>>424044472
*Fight
*Item
*Summon
*Run
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>>424045032
Fight
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>>424045536
Annnd now I'm hungry.
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>>424045536
Oh shit that is brilliant.
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>>424045963
>>424046278
its like the greatest thing ever
going to have to make me some more pulled pork later and have one
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>>424045110
Jeeze.
0=Critical Hit
You turn on your boom box and shake your wang-thang.
Zom A is confused.
Zom B is confused.
If this post ends in an odd number his next attack missed.
Zom A uses Black Lung.
3 damage. Jack is coughing, if the next attack ends in a 1 or 2 it misses.
1 Damage from burning.
Current HP 7
*Fight
*Item
*Summon
*Run
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Fight
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Consume ITEM: Gas Station Hot Dog
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>>424045536
Received BBQ Sundae
>>424046998
8=4 x 2
Dual Wield: If this post is an odd number damage is halved.
Zom A turns on helmet light.
Jack is blinded for one turn. 50% chance to miss (1-5)
*Fight
*Item
*Summon
*Run
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Bump
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Item: hot dog
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>>424048347
Consume the hot dog for some hp.
3 hours later 424048946 Anonymous
>>424048580
At least we hope it gives HP. OP is wiley.
3 hours later 424049116 Anonymous (Heracles.jpg 240x300 52kB)
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3 hours later 424049364 Anonymous
>>424048347
Addendum: 1 Damage from burning.
>>424048554
You gnaw away at the stoney bun and tepid grease log. You gag at one point but shut your teary eyes and gulp it down.
Just like mom used to make.
HP+5
Zom A swings Pickaxe.
2 damage.
1 Damage from burning.
Your boo boo go bye bye.
Current HP 9
*Fight
*Item
*Summon
*Run
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>>424049116
GOT: Spam
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>>424049364
Keep fighting!
4 hours later 424050320 Anonymous
Anyone think we should consume Grimbo Rinds too?
Oh hell yeah! Or Spam!!
4 hours later 424050629 Anonymous
>>424050147
7=4 DMG
You have defeated Zom A!
XP 5
GP 15
GOT: Fetid Pasty
You are surrounded by darkness.
*Forward
*Back
*Left
*Right
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left
captcha beersity escape
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Info: Pasty
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>>424051117
A Cornish pastry popular with miners and full of almost meat. It smells like a baby's coffin.
>>424050968
You make a blind move to your left to find the stoney embrace of a wall.
-1 HP
*Forward
*Right
*Back
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Post ending in 69 decides what must all fap to
I'll go first
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>>424051672
Push forward.
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>>424051672
Forward.
Are we also looking for ingredients for the dwarf's soup?
4 hours later 424052170 Anonymous
Consume item Pasty.
(Fap to idea of eating Pasty as well, if you're into that sort of thing.)
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>>424052040
You press forward for what seems like some quantifiable quantity of time.
You come to an area lit by a hole in the ceiling. Tracks continue to the right. Your nose picks up the smell of rotten meat, then puts it back down and washes it's hands.
*Right
*Check Box
*Onanism
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>>424051831
Have a cupcake
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Check box
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take pickaxe
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>>424053484
Yes of course! Durp
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>>424053376
also this
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>>424053484
You got Mattock(Pickaxe)!
>>424053376
PREPACKAGED MONSTER
Confronted by Cock Roach!
*Fight
*Item
*Summon
*Run
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fight
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Onanism is no longer an option. Intimidated by giant cock-roach?
4 hours later 424054928 Anonymous
Info: Mattlock Pickaxe
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>>424054469
9=5 DMG x2
Dual Wield If post ends in an odd number damage is halved.
Cock Roach uses Babby Assault!
4 Damage
Jack is Sticky, all attacks -1 for one round.
Additional effect if response post ends in 4.
Current HP 4
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item: consume Glasnost berry
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Item: Consume Spam
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>>424056076
Получил 10 очков здоровья.
Текущей жизни: 14
Cock Roach uses pincers.
4 Damage.
Current HP: 10
*Fight
*Item
*Summon
*Run
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Fight
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Someone bump pics for a bit? Need to do a little yardwork before light runs out. :-/
4 hours later 424058591 Anonymous
>>424057418
8=4 x2
Dual Wield: If post ends in an odd number damage is halved.
Cock Roach uses Scuttle.
You are creeped out and one option is sealed next turn.
-1-3 Attack
-4-6 Item
-7-9 Summon
-0 Run
*Fight
*Item
*Summon
*Run
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Omnomnom
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Attack!
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Fight
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>>424058845
5=3 DMg x2
Dual Wield: If post ends in an odd number damage is halved.
Cockroach Uses Pincers
5 Damage
Current HP: 5
*Fight
*Item
*Summon
*Run
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Item: Consume Spam
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>>424059921
Eat spam
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>>424060725
You crack the can open and gnaw your way past the protective aspic coating until you hit the sweet, sweet spiced ham.
HP refilled.
Poisoned.
Cock Roach uses Carapace Hardening.
If the nest attack post ends in an even number Cock Roach takes 1 Damage.
Current HP 15
*Fight
*Item
*Summon
*Run
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attack
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>>424061435
5=3 DMG
Cockroach goes belly up.
XP: 3
GP: 50
GOT: Marshmallow Creme
GOT: Curly Hairs
CHEST CONTAINED: Hawaiian Punch
5 hours later 424062240 Anonymous
>>424061939
*Right
*Jig
*Back
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>>424061939
pic makes me think of fallout
blammo mac and cheese
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right
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>>424062435
You follow the bend and come back into darkness. You see light up ahead.
The area looks like a dead end, but there seems to be a box.
As you approach you hear a rumbling...
*Keep going
*Head back
5 hours later 424062883 Anonymous
keep going
full hp right? 15/15?
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>>424062883
The rumble continues and the mines begin to shake. You are almost at the lit area. There is definitely a chest there...
*Head back
*I already said forward! English, do you speak it?
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>>424063114
Fuck the chest.
5 hours later 424063287 Anonymous
I already said forward! English, do you speak it?
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>>424063183
You get as hard as a sock full of jello and run towards the object of your desire.
The rumbling becomes deafening and small pieces of the ceiling fall all around you.
A section of the wall busts open and you see a huge machine i front of you.
MAKE FIGHT
Confronted by Tunnel Armor
*Fight
*Item
*Summon
*Run
5 hours later 424063884 Anonymous
Summon Ragathor
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Summon: Leeloo Dalas
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>>424063884
LOADING
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>>424063702
Have passionate sex with the armor.
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>>424063884
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>>424064504
necrophilia
5 hours later 424064937 Anonymous
Oh noes!!!
Wha'd I do??
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>>424064504
5 hours later 424066140 Anonymous
well shit
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>>424066027
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>>424067296
Yes!!
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>>424067296
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>>424068251
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>>424069883
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>>424070039
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>>424071692
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>>424071846
Aw, nicely done! Bravo!
6 hours later 424072264 Anonymous
Open chest?
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>>424071846
67 Damage
>>424071218
>>424067428
>>424066140
>>424064937
>>424064692
+1 for every combo breaker.
72 DMG
Angst failed; Enemy is mindless
Bone Ache failed; Enemy is inorganic
Rapid Aging; Tunnel Armor is rusted. Loses next turn.
Tunnel Armor is rusted, cannot attack.
GOT: Ragathor Memory Fragment #1
*Fight
*Item
*Summon
*Run
6 hours later 424072834 Anonymous
>>424072093
Thanks. The summons take a while to draw, but once drawn that's one more in the treasury that doesn't have to be drawn next time.
>>424063932
Speaking of which, I am sorry you didn't post a little faster. I did cheat in one way and drew Leeloo's next summon ahead of time.
Leeloo's a shiksa.
6 hours later 424073085 Anonymous
Wow! Glad we summoned. Not dead. Amazed.
How much HP does it have?
6 hours later 424073741 Anonymous
>>424073085
You search all over the machine and read the manual, but it's vitality doesn't seem to be printed anywhere.
6 hours later 424073970 Anonymous
Info: Matlock Pickaxe
6 hours later 424074230 Anonymous
>>424073970
Matlock Pickaxe:
A pickaxe that elderly people love to watch daily.
However you have a Mattock:
Used to cleave rough stone in two and begin the digging of tunnels in mountains and mines.
Can be used as a weapon, though it's very worn.
ATK: 5
6 hours later 424074504 Anonymous
Info: Short swords?
6 hours later 424074725 Anonymous
>>424074504
Short Sword:
A sword that refused to eat it's vegetables.
ATK: 10
6 hours later 424075481 Anonymous
Might regret this. Fight.
6 hours later 424076058 Anonymous
>>424075481
1=1 DMG
A poem in honor of your attack.
Fighting is
Always rough on the soul.
Getting your
Guts up is hard.
Only determination will give you a victory.
Try and focus your strength.
Tunnel Armor is no longer rusted.
Tunnel Armor uses dig,
8 damage.
If first reply post is 1-2 Jack is stuck in a hole and loses his next turn.
6 hours later 424076232 Anonymous
>>424076058
Current HP: 7
6 hours later 424076621 Anonymous
>>424076232
That doesn't count towards determining Jack's hole status.
6 hours later 424077096 Anonymous
Inventory
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>>424077096
Everything here minus the Gas Station Hot Dog and fire arrow.
>>424008553
Plus:
Mattock
Ragathor Memory Fragment #1
Brickette
Fetid Pasty
Marshmallow Creme
Curly Hairs
Hawaiian Punch
6 hours later 424078252 Anonymous
Bump, new players welcome.
6 hours later 424078396 Anonymous
Wow, almost six jhours.
6 hours later 424078565 Anonymous
Consume Hawaiian Punch
Sorry OP, getting sleepy. Long day. :-/
Wow- captcha Tampico toyadpon
6 hours later 424078735 Anonymous
>>424078565
So if we have any Tampico - probably a sign or something.
6 hours later 424079031 Anonymous
>>424078565
(No worries, seems like you are the only one left.)
You open the bottle labled Hawaiian Punch and a large Samoan man comes out from the bottle.
Hey Bruddah! Dis guy botherin' you?
6 hours later 424079231 Anonymous
Trooper. I am one. I've been reminding myself of that alot lately.
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>>424080279
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>>424079031
You want me to take care of this guy?
Tito can handle eeeeverything!
7 hours later 424080882 Anonymous
Yes please! I be scurd!
7 hours later 424080952 Anonymous
>>424080565
Yo titooooooo!! Beat this roboofag into scrap metal!!
Op you the man
7 hours later 424081892 Anonymous
>>424080882
>>424080952
Tito pulls out his spatula and flips the tunnel armor like a grilled mahi-mahi fillet.
40 DMG
Tunnel Armor falls apart.
XP: 14
GP: 35
GOT: Vitality Detector MK I
GOT: Mole Armor Scraps
GOT: Motor Oil
GOT: to let you know, I got to let you know, I'm LONELEEEEEEY!
With the tunnel armor reduced to recyclables that just leaves the box at this dead end.
*Open box.
*Nah, I'm leavin. Just for laughs.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO SAVE?
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Save please!
7 hours later 424082180 Anonymous
>>424081892
Save
open da hawks!
7 hours later 424082286 Anonymous
>>424082030
FILE 1: Anon
FILE 2: Empty
FILE 3: Empty
GAME SAVED
CW, you can go to bed if you need to.
7 hours later 424082428 Anonymous
>>424082180
I meant bawks.
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