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2012-09-06 02:59 423578123 Anonymous (836538-southern-cross.jpg 650x366 40kB)
Australian supremacy thread. Get the fuck in here.
2 min later 423578362 Anonymous
>Australian supremacy
>posts a gay cunt with the shittest tattoo you can get even worse than tribal
You make us look like fuckheads
3 min later 423578485 Anonymous
>>423578362
yer fuck off you dirty lebo
4 min later 423578585 Anonymous (6818fd2bd3ccc641c64aa1ab4d455685.jpg 317x699 179kB)
5 min later 423578649 Anonymous (1287987206353.png 408x469 278kB)
>>423578362
Missing the point
5 min later 423578673 Anonymous
OIE MATE
WHERE BY sum fresh marmite?
australians are fucking losers that think they are cool and shit, but really have fucking terrible voices, ugly faces & crooked teeth
5 min later 423578676 Anonymous
>>423578485
Fuck off you Eastern staters are the ones with the lebo problem.
6 min later 423578749 Anonymous
>>423578123
he is homo.
BUT FUCK YEAH. STRAYA CUNT.
7 min later 423578838 Anonymous
Southern cross tattoo? Neat.
7 min later 423578858 Anonymous (australia.jpg 600x521 68kB)
>australia
nothing but a bunch of drunk wankers beating the shit out of each other outside of a bar. the only interesting one of you, steve irwin, got impaled by a fucking stingray for trying to shove his thumb up its butthole. also, your taxes and cost of living are stupidly high.
8 min later 423578948 Anonymous
>Australia supremcy
What a fucking joke. This country is the stupidest shit. OP give me 5 good reasons why Australia is good. And try and not use reasons that are used everyday eg. Good weather,Medicare...etc etc.
10 min later 423579071 Anonymous (westie.jpg 470x300 113kB)
>>423578948
Fuck ya.
Cunt.
10 min later 423579132 Anonymous
>>423578858
Sadly this is true.
11 min later 423579149 Anonymous
>>423578858
Then why is our economy one of the strongest, if not THE strongest in the world?
Melbourne, in Victoria, Australia, is also currently the most livable city in the world.
So fuck you Anon.
13 min later 423579373 Anonymous
>>423578948
>blah blah I can't accept that Australia is a good country, so give me 5 good reasons why it is a good country, but you're not allowed to use reasons well-known by many even though they show that Australia is a fucking beauty
Yeah, nah, get fucked mate.
14 min later 423579418 Anonymous
Why the fuck would you post a southern cross tat OP. Are you a fucking bogan?
18 min later 423579775 Anonymous
>>423579373
Don't call me mate. I'm not your mate faggot. Stop using outdated australian English. All Australians do is glorify stupid words and drinking. You stupid retard are what make Australians seem unintelligent bogans. Fucking cock jockey
21 min later 423580000 Anonymous
>>423579775
Look at this angsty little American. Don't you have cocks to suck?
22 min later 423580108 Anonymous
>>423578948
>we invented the machine that detects radar dodging planes
>without us your apolo 11 cunts would still be floating around in fuckjng nothingness
>we have the most number of dangerous animals in the world
>get a fucking dog up ya ya cunt
also
>neck up ya parrot
23 min later 423580171 Anonymous
>>423580000
quadsssss
24 min later 423580259 Anonymous
Automatic gearbox.
24 min later 423580263 Anonymous
>>423580000
I'm Brisfag btw
Nice quads
25 min later 423580348 Anonymous
Anyone here live in a coon infested town?
26 min later 423580471 Anonymous
>>423580108
First two reasons were....ok
Other reasons...you're proud of. You must be inbred. Why is there so much pride over nothing?
28 min later 423580673 Anonymous
>>423578948
>have the most highly trained special forces in the world
>an economy that shits on you amerifags
>still gotta get that fucking dog up ya
>our country is friends with other countries and not just for their oil
>dont start useless wars
>drop bears
29 min later 423580679 Anonymous
>>423580348
Redfern right here.
32 min later 423580958 Anonymous
>>423580673
Not American you retard.
32 min later 423581020 Anonymous
>>423580673
>have the most highly trained special forces in the world
Where is this data from champ?
Economy is better than the yanks yeah
>our country is friends with other countries and not just for their oil
>dont start useless wars
We follow the Americans into the useless wars, also Afghanistan isn't a "useless war"
32 min later 423581038 Anonymous
>>423580679
>>423580348
gladstone reporting in
33 min later 423581094 Anonymous
>>423581038
Townsville here.
33 min later 423581119 Anonymous (rp4fc3492d.png 500x375 207kB)
>Hey! Mr. Prime Minister!
>Andy!
34 min later 423581168 Anonymous
>>423578123
jesus christ shannon noll is such a faggot
35 min later 423581284 Anonymous (Gold-Homer.png 215x414 192kB)
rich perthfag here
hows living off my state's mining royalties?
pic related, the average perthfag.
regards,
the republic of western australia
36 min later 423581336 Anonymous
CSIRO (aus) invented wifi.
eat a dick.
36 min later 423581361 Anonymous
>>423581094
Townsville bro!
37 min later 423581425 Anonymous
>>423581284
Is there just a tonne of work over there man? That's all I ever hear about W.A., that and Tame Impala.
37 min later 423581434 Anonymous
>>423581284
Perthfag here too
37 min later 423581437 Anonymous
>>423581361
Hey man where you at?
37 min later 423581450 Anonymous
>>423581284
.....I.....don't believe you. Perth is where aboriginals come from. They migrate from Perth every winter to Darwin because it's Warmer.
40 min later 423581679 Anonymous
>>423581450
>>423581450
no, we don't have any abbos. they where moved out of the city before CHOGM
>>423581425
yeah there is lots of work here.
41 min later 423581735 Anonymous
>>423581434
>>423581434
where are you?
peppermint grove here
43 min later 423581913 Anonymous
>>423581735
Peppermint Grove, classy as fuck. I'm in Carabooda, rural part north.
45 min later 423582091 Anonymous
>>423581020
afgani was useless in so much as id them cunts werent stirrin the pot with tryin to control their govt wouldnt have needes to get involved.half so much
vietnam..useless
cold war...useless
desert nigga storm...useless
and you cunts didnt win wwII either. you turned up to the party late and thought you were the shit cause you nailed the fat bitch who was para by the pool and had already been raped by 3/4 of the rest of the partygoers
46 min later 423582169 Anonymous
>>423581913
>>423581913
isn't that like yanchep/two rocks? you live in the ghetto man
47 min later 423582237 Anonymous
>>423578858
You know nothing.
47 min later 423582240 Anonymous
Perthfags, you know the mining industry is the governments way of exporting all the bogans from the livable states.. So they can import wogs, asians, indians, pakis, yanks, and fucken pinked skinned brits into our GOOD citys.
You faggots are chasing a dollar and you will leave our future generations to be taken over by fuck tards.
Thanks for ruining Australia for 20k a year more then you could earn here.
47 min later 423582258 Anonymous
>>423582091
I'm not American
50 min later 423582513 Anonymous
>>423582169
Like 30 minutes further south of Yanchep, it is near some shitty suburbs like Merriwa and Clarkson
51 min later 423582630 Anonymous (841400-gina-rinehart.jpg 650x433 59kB)
>>423582240
>>423582240
are you jelly?
I work for handcock prospecting on one of the drilling teams, $160k+ a year and I own my own house at 26.
gina is a pretty nice woman actually, she got us all a nice bottle of port and a big hamper at christmas time. I have no idea why she's so hated, the company needs more workers and you lazy fucks out east can't be fucked getting off your ass and working with us, instead you rely on our handouts, that's why they are bringing people in from overseas.
53 min later 423582848 Anonymous (Capture.jpg 167x199 13kB)
>>423582630
What kind of work?
I'm ICT... Hook me up.
54 min later 423582945 Anonymous
>>423582630
Not really faggot, im a 22yr old carpenter and i own half of my house in sydney, and i have an investment property paying itself off.
You know the more of you faggots that move over to perth the more fucken grubby imports move next door.
So i say it again, thanks for ruining straya cunt..
55 min later 423582987 Anonymous
>>423581020
>Afghanistan isn't a "useless war"
>wut.jpg
56 min later 423583051 Anonymous
>>423582630
Or you know, she's the spawn of Satan. Of course she's feeding you gifts and huge salaries. That bitch wants to run Australia, like the rest of those mining fuckwits.
Listen to this evil shit:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aX2kMAfJggU
57 min later 423583182 Anonymous
>>423582848
>>423582848
they are needing skilled labourers right now to bulid roy hill, but after that it's general operations workers.
get those bits of paper, they mean everything. manual license, truck license and forklift ticket. if you want to get into a trade, do a pre-apprenticeship at tafe, construction, welding, heavy duty mechanics are your best bet.
if you're not living in or willing to move to perth, you have a pretty low chance of getting in if you're not willing to re-locate.
58 min later 423583257 Anonymous
>>423578673
marmite? nigger this isn't new zealand
58 min later 423583274 Anonymous (1257899.jpg 500x663 45kB)
Townsville here, fuck Campbell Newman and his reckless faggotry
59 min later 423583341 Anonymous
>>423582240
only 20k¿ your gettin ripped off dude. i was.on 50k in brizzy as a forklift opp in cold storage. on 150k as bonehead fucktard plant opp now. they even.trained me!
59 min later 423583392 Anonymous
>>423582945
>>423582945
I was born in wollongong and grew up on the northern beaches. sydney is a hole and I will never go back.
like I said, I own my own (almost) half a million dollar house in a good suburb with no mortgage at 26. life is good.
perth is where it's at.
1 hours later 423583426 Anonymous
>>423579132
nigger indian detected
1 hours later 423583563 Anonymous
>>423583274
Man, that guy is completely fucking up Queensland. I'm NSW and every time I hear anything about Queensland it's always the newest right-wing installation from your good friend Campbell Newman. That feel man.
1 hours later 423583579 Anonymous
>>423583392
are you fi/fo?
1 hours later 423583769 Anonymous
>>423583579
>>423583579
yeah, 3 on 2 off
1 hours later 423583781 Anonymous
>>423583392
Well im not arguing that sydney is a hole, but like i said the reason is because all the people from east move over there chasing the money..
I tell you what i would move over there if the opportunity arose.. But im on enough money here my family is here and works here.
But the amount of lebs moving here is fucked and i feel like necking myself when i see them all the time. They reduce property prices - lucky enough i am in a decent area not infested with the dogs.
Any work for chippys over there?
1 hours later 423583786 Anonymous
I love this country but this is one of the worst Australia threads ever. So . . . . I fucking hate eurofags. They are the true scum of the earth. I think that both australians and americans should be glad that we emancipated ourselves from that damp pit of faggots and inbreeds.
1 hours later 423583934 Anonymous (1284040677798.jpg 407x405 90kB)
>>423583182
My skills are academic (ICT), not digging, moving, lifting shit.
I live in Shenton Park and own a modest flat. More money would always be nice.
1 hours later 423583981 Anonymous
did some nigger just say Gina was a nice woman? go fucking die cunt.
ive been in the mining game since you where in nappies.
Gina fucking fat slut is gearing up to take your job and hand it to an import at quarter of the price.
1 hours later 423584094 Anonymous
>>423583781
>>423583781
we don't get lebs out this way, just asians, but the "ozzy ozzy ozzy oi oi oi" type that try so hard to be australian and not the "kawaii desu desu" fresh off the boat ones, so it's cool.
most work right now is in resources, but construction is big because perth is growing very quickly.
1 hours later 423584112 Anonymous
>>423583769
it's the life i remember when stsndard rosters where 6/1
1 hours later 423584262 Anonymous
>>423578485
fucking oath ayy
1 hours later 423584307 Anonymous
hands up how many miners in this thread?
1
1 hours later 423584335 Anonymous
5096 reporting in
anyine need eccys? holding them for a mate cos his supplier got raided today
1 hours later 423584523 Anonymous
You fags got fucked up by the Turks so many times, why should we take you seriously?
1 hours later 423584534 Anonymous (fritzl-main_1161677a[1].jpg 280x390 41kB)
damn right australian supremacy
1 hours later 423584574 Anonymous (herp.jpg 604x610 68kB)
>>423584335
You're selling shit that you're holding for a mate coz he got busted? Onya
1 hours later 423584592 Anonymous
>>423583981
>>423583981
>ive been in the mining game since you where in nappies.
pull the other one. you're full of shit.
I don't blame her to be honest, most australians are too fucking lazy to step out of their comfort zone to work, or to learn a trade, even for more money. that's why they bring in people in from overseas. pretty simple really.
she is right by saying that the cost of labor is expensive, it comes with the high standard of living that we have. the only way it will change is if you decide to take a big pay cut and we all know that won't happen.
1 hours later 423584617 Anonymous
do all austrailians get lost when kayaking?
1 hours later 423584658 Anonymous
2230
cronulla reportin in
1 hours later 423584662 Anonymous
>>423584307
>>423584307
2
1 hours later 423584734 Anonymous
>>423584335
I do actually, what state? $25 a pop
1 hours later 423584793 Anonymous
4101 in need of pingers
1 hours later 423584794 Anonymous
Australia sucks. We have a fucking ridiculous amount of resources but our government and people are so retarded that we're behind heaps of other first world countries in many areas.
1 hours later 423584867 Anonymous
>>423584617
yea i got lost yesterday i was kyaking to work then boom, where the fuck am i, had to ask some shitcunt in a cannoe for directions
1 hours later 423584914 Anonymous
>>423584592
You how fucken stupid that sounds, i know at least a dozen guys who wanted to go to perth for even live there not even FIFY and the mining industry told them to shove it.
They mining industry is hypocritical...
1 hours later 423584937 Anonymous
>>423581094
Townsville? Townsville cunt!
1 hours later 423584974 Anonymous
7170 fag here
1 hours later 423585036 Anonymous
>>423584734
SA mate (note the area code)
1 hours later 423585047 Anonymous
2223 in need of some weed
1 hours later 423585068 Anonymous
I'm an Australian now living in America. That should say all there is to say about Australia.
1 hours later 423585090 Anonymous
>>423578362
This. Fuck Shannon Noll and fuck you, OP.
1 hours later 423585145 Anonymous
>>423585068
That you couldn't fit in and had no friends so you ran away?
1 hours later 423585216 Anonymous
>>423584574
got a few of my own to sell but if anyone wanted bulk I'm sure he wouldn't mind me moving them for him
1 hours later 423585248 Anonymous
>>423585068
Why America?
1 hours later 423585275 Anonymous
oi i actually hacked a booze website but you can only checkout with mastercard or visa, dev. have to wait for 3 years till i can get free beer
1 hours later 423585315 Anonymous
>>423585216
how much you charging a pop?
1 hours later 423585410 Anonymous
>>423584914
no, you and your friends are probably the drugged up junkies that we're trying to keep out.
if you where any good, somebody would have taken you on, or you're a skill-less labourer, the kind that we only need to move heavy things around and that is not in demand.
1 hours later 423585418 Anonymous (meanwhile-in-australia-c501ed.jpg 650x488 49kB)
melbourne fag reporting in.
fuck you all.
1 hours later 423585559 Anonymous
>>423585248
Job and wife. For what it's worth, the food is shit over here.
1 hours later 423585673 Anonymous
>>423584914
whether your friends are in west aus or not,its no garuntee they will get work even with tickets.
the industry is changing to suit the companies.
they are pushing to bring more imports to fill jobs at quarter of the current wages being paid to Aussies.
Companies like Bhp are claiming they cant get the workers they need,bullshit.
i know guys with years of mining experience and excellent references and living in WA and are getting knocked back.
1 hours later 423585734 Anonymous
>>423585410
Not me thats applied, but i know several people thorough work and school - carpentry trades etc, i know one guy who went went for 2week course to drive a dump truck, and a few other large excavators and he still got knocked back.
1 hours later 423585828 Anonymous
Tasfag reporting in
>inb4 two heads
1 hours later 423585863 Anonymous
>>423585559
Be sure to hold onto a way to get back here; America is close to falling apart.
Australia has stronger security in its future imo
1 hours later 423585916 Anonymous (34534644.jpg 480x720 47kB)
1 hours later 423586039 Anonymous
This is what i (Norfag) Think of australia
Pic very much related
LOST fuckyeah!
1 hours later 423586046 Anonymous
>>423585315
25 each
1 hours later 423586127 Anonymous
>>423585734
>>423585734
there were probably just better applicants. a "mate who did a 2 week dump truck course" still doesn't have as much experience as someone say who has been doing it for 20+ years for example.
>>423585673
>>423585673
that's a load of crap. people want to walk in, get paid $150,000+ a year for a entry level labourer job. it just doesn't happen that why. that's a common misconception that comes with working in mining.
they are probably just shit at what they do.
1 hours later 423586208 Anonymous (1344668490276.jpg 600x448 41kB)
>>423581038
oh wow, someone else from gladstone... its not coon infested anymore
1 hours later 423586216 Anonymous (Meanwhile, in australia.jpg 316x421 48kB)
1 hours later 423586224 Anonymous
>>423585828
do you only have one head?
1 hours later 423586289 Anonymous
descents of british criminals
asian immigrants
abbos
highly cencored games, internet, movies, tv, media in general
overprotective goverment, like fences and stupid signs everywhere
everyone is obese
1 hours later 423586410 Anonymous
>>423585828
So because he hasn't been in the industry for 20years he dont deserve a job.
He went out and spend like 10-12k on different tickets before he applied.. And rejected.
Then people are saying amg we need more miners. Its bullshit and a lie. They dont want aussie workers.
1 hours later 423586453 Anonymous
>>423586289
yeah but we have big roundabouts in our capital
>CHECKMATE!
1 hours later 423586493 Anonymous
>>423578123
shannon noll is a fuckwit, I stole his fucking bike btw, he can go eat shit
I fucking hate all of the indians in australia, and everywhere. When i take a holiday I don't wanna see fucken brown shits walking all up and down london bridge? What the fuck UK? get some fucking white policy, that'll fix ya cunts.
1 hours later 423586517 Anonymous
>>423585828
where you at mate?
Hobartfag here
1 hours later 423586534 Anonymous (1345392806690.png 370x405 130kB)
>>423586453
>>423586289
Cunt got served.
1 hours later 423586581 Anonymous
>>423586127
shows how fucking little you know cunt! how many years you been in mining? i started at fifteen years of age in Kalgoorlie.
im 40yo.
fucking know it all faggot your either a bonehead or a fitter not difference
1 hours later 423586606 Anonymous
America FUCK Y-- .. Wait.
1 hours later 423586673 Anonymous (1346580979232.png 400x429 371kB)
Whos from newcastle?
1 hours later 423586727 Anonymous
9/11 didnt happen to us and i laugh at the faggots who died in 9/11
1 hours later 423586806 Anonymous
>>423586410
It's no secret that they don't want Aussie workers; because they are fucking pathetic. They complain about everything and hardly ever work. The biggest money drain in the mining industry are truck drivers who just have to say their radio or A/C isn't working and then they don't have to work that day; yet still get paid. The average driver works 3 days a week. Mining industry is moving over to remote control vehicles at the moment anyway to not have to put up with the bullshit.
1 hours later 423586820 Anonymous
>>423586581
>shows how fucking little you know cunt! how many years you been in mining? i started at fifteen years of age in Kalgoorlie.
im 40yo.
fucking know it all faggot your either a bonehead or a fitter not difference
there is no mining industry in kalgoorlie anymore and hasn't been since before you where born.
also,
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact
you're full of shit. why do you lie?
1 hours later 423586823 Anonymous
>>423586289
>Implying chinks don't provide us with good take away
>implying we didn't kill a shitload of the natives
there is no censorship like that here you fucktard, take that faggot attitude elsewhere
>are you mad that you don't have a fucking sign telling you where to put your dick?
1 hours later 423586847 Anonymous
When I think Australia I hear inside my head (OY, YA FUCKIN' CUNTS!) Aussies seem to be kindred redneck spirits to my people.
-from the american south
1 hours later 423586967 Anonymous
Nothing good about being a criminal you cunts.
1 hours later 423587056 Anonymous
>>423586967
well we have a fucking continent now, umad?
convicts won.
1 hours later 423587221 Anonymous
Fuck yer west Sydney
1 hours later 423587396 Anonymous
>>423587221
Rhodes here.
1 hours later 423587481 Anonymous
brisfag reporting.
strayan pollies can get fucked. the only reason we've got any coin atm is because we're selling our entire country to the fucken gook chink cunts.
1 hours later 423587823 Anonymous (1345483775639.jpg 629x548 99kB)
>>423578123
>Having national pride
>2012
ISHYGDDT
1 hours later 423587954 Anonymous (kelley2.jpg 720x960 46kB)
>>423578123
Since when are degenerate mutant criminal deformities considered superior? To what...Abbos? Yea... I will give you that.
1 hours later 423588548 Anonymous
>>423578858
Steve Fucking Irwin!!! How about Howard Florey?
National Debt only 27% of GDP - suck up them onions buster.
>>423582630
You drink, you smoke, you want to work for $2 a day? You are more then welcome to her.
>>423583981
This.
>>423586289
Zero out of six. Wanna roll again 'tard?
2 hours later 423588808 Anonymous
>>423587396
Glenfield here lad
2 hours later 423588823 Anonymous
>>423586847
Noooooooooooooooooooo
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