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2012-09-06 06:41 423525012 Anonymous (World map.jpg 1600x1200 184kB)
06/09/2012 MORE WIKILEAKS CABLES JUST RELEASED. THESE CABLES ARE FROM THE LUXEMBOURG EMBASSY. AFGHANISTAN: The country is still essentially just full of Niggers. >ALBANIA: EuroNiggers ALL OF AFRICA (Soon to be renamed Niggeria): Niggers and Nigger enablers. >ANTARCTICA: Black & White niggers ARGENTINA: Wannabe Brazilians, fix all their problems by running to the kitchen and banging pots and pans like women. >ARMENIA: Penis warmers for the Turkish. AUSTRALIA: Like Russia in the Pacific. The world's most stupid people. Violent, drunken, drug addicts who are openly racist, eg The Prime Minister calling a Swedish Tourist a "black cunt!" >AUSTRIA: Birthplace of a quite cheeky little moustache. AZERBAIJAN: Oily faggots.

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>BANGLADESH: Named after a Frenchman who arrived in the country and fucked his supper. It is also the worlds largest toilet outside of Paris. BELARUS: Fallout perfectly depicts what Belarus looks and functions like. >BELGIUM: Makers of fine firearms and beer. The Alabama of Europe. BELIZE: Faggot Niggers. >BHUTAN: Has not internets. BOLIVIA: The niggers wear the same type of kitschy cowboy hats found all over the world in Pride Parades. So stupid they cant even establish a manufacturing industry to capitalise from it. >BOSNIA & EVEHERZIGOVA: A newly formed old slut. BRAZIL: Been gang raped, burned alive then have the whole thing videod and uploaded to the interwebs? Come to Brazil. >BULGARIA: Niggers of Europe. Known for their unspeakable ugly gypsy women with herpes.

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CAMBODIA: Ever spent a day stoned and drunk with dysentery only to see 100s of pictures of government sponsored murder victims which is all you can think about later that night as you fuck a 6 year old with diarrhoea running down your thighs? Welcome to Cambodia. >CANADA: Enjoy rubbing your penis up and down the shaft of another man's penis as another man sucks your asshole, you'll love Canada then. CHILE: Never lives up to its spicy name. Weather is cold, the people are ugly, and they always spinelessly do what their neighbours tell them. >CHINA: Have the only street food vendors in the world where bubonic plague comes with every dish served. The Jews of Asia. >COLOMBIA: Cocaine. Kidnapping. Chlamydia. Thats about it. COSTA RICA: Niggers. Got rid of their Army because the only way they could kill people was by giving them AIDS as they all fuck each other up the ass. Highest Friendly Fire fatality rate in world history. >CUBA: Ever seen a 19 year old women who was so freakishly hot you nearly orgasm just from looking at her yet unknown to you she has 3 lifelong STD's all of which are active right now. Want to see the magic of her turning 27 and becoming the shortest ugliest hairiest most unsexual piece of gristle and fat ever yet keeping above mentioned STD's. Cuba could turn any man misogynist. CYPRUS: An island which by all right belongs to Macedonia. >CZECH: Russian cock warmers.

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DEMARK: Ever fucked a Fleshlight or dildo made of Lego? Living in Denmark is equally as painful. >DOMINICAN REPUBLIC: Niggers. ECUADOR: USA Trolling Niggers. >EL SALVADOR: Some days you wake up and you just gotta gang rape and murder some nuns. FALKLAND ISLANDS: An island which makes its money being a sex tourist destination for New Zealand. >FIJI: Niggers of the Pacific. Famous for their bottled water which is just Nigger piss with bleach in it. FINLAND: No one has ever made a complete description of Finland as the place is so depressing everyone who tries loses interest before they can finish. Even if the sentence is as short as "It's Shi-" >FRANCE: A place who's language describes a shower as a douche, and a swimming pool as a piss-in. Dirty filthy animals, the Bangladeshi's of Europe. The only country in Europe who's gross domestic sales of soap nationally was double digit- $89USD. >GEORGIA: A carpark for tanks. GERMANY: Home to the world's largest industrial ovens. National pastime is complaining especially about foreigners. German's cant understand why the rest of Europe enjoys sipping wine spritzers on Mediterranean beaches and not working in factories. Praise themselves constantly on their intelligence but in reality the only people they are smarter than are Australians. >GREECE: Birthplace of men fucking other men up the asshole. Health scientists all praise the Greek national diet which revolves around sucking semen out of teenage cocks. GREENLAND: Viking cock warmers. >GUATEMALA: Like Greece a strong history of homosexuality. Like to dress up in feathers and dance around like the Village People. Love gobbling down man meat.

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HAITI: Adventures on Monkey Island. Probably where AIDS started. >HUNGARY: What do you get when you cross a nigger with an Asian and make them live in Europe? An educated monkey who works hard to steal everything you have. Potential future ethnic cleansing site. ICELAND: The world's most boring place. National sport is counting the threads in a room's carpet. >INDIA: The only place filthier than China. A country that has made sewage its national dish. INDONESIA: Eat some food, let it slightly digest. Ram fingers down throat. Vomit chunky fluid up from gullet into a bowl. You have just mastered Indonesian cooking. Serve warm. >IRAN: Niggers. IRAQ: Bigger Niggers. >IRELAND: The world's palest Niggers. Its is a lesser known fact that all Irish have herpes. ISRAEL: Jews. The bitter enemy of arabs and oven cleaners. >ITALY: Total jerk-offs make the French look masculine. JAMAICA: Get shot over $5 worth of weed. >JAPAN: Awesome racist toxic avengers. The Ukrainians of Asia. JORDAN: The shoes were named after this country to celebrate the way that Israel's air force can use the place as a doormat at any time. >KAZAKHSTAN: Birthplace of the mankini. Progressive political policy towards well construction and jews. KOREA, SOUTH: Zerg hivemind >KYRGYZSTAN: A place where it is legal for you to kidnap a wife on horseback, and once you get home have sex with the horse. LAOS: The land human intelligence forgot. The only tropical nation that can produce potatoes en masse. >LATVIA: Anal rape by soldiers. GDP of one potato. Cultural food staple- your children. LEBANON: Niggers. Like England a place that rounded up all its criminals and sent them to Australia. >LITHUANIA: Potato anyone?

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MACEDONIA: When the Greeks invented homosexuality, it was the Macedonians who bent over first. >MADAGASCAR: As the series of documentaries about the island show the most intelligent forms of life on the island are sexually questionable monkeys. MALAYSIA: Why do all Niggers love being pirates so much? The lure of rampant homosexuality must overpower the Nigger's deep seated fear of water. >MALTA: The island of Lesbos was famed for its cultural practice of lesbianism, Malta its its opposite gender equivalent. MEXICO: Miguel Hidalgo had a dream of an independent Mexican nation where they could all be as filthy as they want and live neck deep in shit and squalor. Miguel dreamed of his little country even outdoing the levels of filthiness of China and India, through Mexican's determination and lazy as fuck nature. Yet as much as they'd defecate in the street and just leave their rubbish in piles in and outside their homes they could never match the filthiness of Asia. Miguel had a brilliant idea, body parts! And thus using his own head as an example followed the traditions of the Aztecs and encouraged other Mexicans to leave corpses in the streets to spread disease and parasites like the likes the world has never seen. A practice still strictly followed in Ciudad Juarez. >MOLDOVA: To carry a Moldovan passport is like carrying a doctor's certificate that you have an IQ of under 50. MONGOLIA: The greatest man to ever come from Mongolia was a serial horse rapist and pedophile. >MYANMAR: No seriously, you can buy a real living slave $100.

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NEPAL: A place where wealthy white backpackers go to smoke hashish and get killed by maoists. >NETHERLANDS: Are you a college student who doesn't know if they are bisexual? NEW ZEALAND: Sheep rapists. Express their underlying homosexuality openly via rugby. >NORWAY: Wear makeup, gang rape a girl with a crucifix while listening to black metal, kill your best friend afterwards. Go back to your job as a coffee barista the next day. OMAN: More niggers who think towels are hats. >PAKISTAN: The Niggers of India. PANAMA: The world's shittiest muddiest man-made ass crack. >PAPUA NEW GUINEA: Why wont the world let us eat human flesh anymore? PARAGUAY: Argentinian wannabes. >PERU: The nation of Peru found an american dollar on the street in 1978 and have lorded it over Boliva ever since. Birthplace of student hats. PHILIPPINES: Bend over in front of a mirror, look at asshole. This is a map of Manilla. >POLAND: The Mexicans of Europe. PORTUGAL: Faggots in denial that they are Spanish. >PUERTO RICO: The locals love using drugs, but loathe having to pay for it. Jews of Caribbean. QATAR: U always follows Q. >ROMANIA: They call them Gypsies, but they're just Niggers. RUSSIA: Birthplace of getting drunk and date rape. Not gender specific as the vast amounts of MF strapon porn show. All of which can be used to show the health effects of alcohol abuse by the excessive number of bad teeth and permanently flaccid cocks.

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>SAMOA: Maori's in denial. SAUDI ARABIA: Rum'n'coke ends up in anal sex in prison. No reach arounds. >SERBIA: Russian wannabes, cant get the rape right. SINGAPORE: Imagine a place where Hitler was Hello Kitty. Like a post apocalyptic cultural wasteland where only generic malls for retards are found. Like living in an airport. >SLOVAKIA: Czech cock warmers. SLOVENIA: Italian wannabes but uglier. >SPAIN: The people who taught the Mexicans how to be really disgustingly lazy. A blight on the planet all they ever do is spread gonorrhoea, Catholicism and alcoholism everywhere they go. SRI LANKA: We are not Indians, Indians are niggers who smell bad… >SWEDEN: A place that used to have a thriving porn industry but then realised they are all homosexuals who love Ikea. Have to import niggers to fuck their women so their population grows. Loves tossing American salad. SWITZERLAND: Nazi's. Secretly hate Jews while even more secretly admiring their circumcised penises. >SYRIA: Fucking Niggers everywhere. TAIWAN: If China are the Jews of Asia, then Taiwan is the Palestine. Should be bombed more often. >TAJIKISTAN: Our Leader is Glorious! THAILAND: Ever caught HIV from a 12 year old girl who used to be a boy? Come to Thailand. >TIMOR: See Haiti. TONGA: Tonga is one of only two places on Earth that a beautiful woman has never been seen. The other is Turkey. >TRINIDAD & TOBAGO: Do you like Bananas? Do you like monkeys? TURKEY: Turkey and Greece have a long history of conflict. This is because Turkish women are so unspeakably ugly that they cannot have heterosexual intercourse, and so the men's penises shrivel up and rage ensues. Unlike the Greeks Turkish men cant even fuck each other as the men are foul beyond description. >TURKMENISTAN: All hail the glorious Leader!

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THE UKRAINE: A little child was born in a village. That child grew up to suck cocks & be paid in crocodil barely remembering when her penis fell off due to Chernobyl. >UNITED ARAB EMIRATES: See the worlds rudest people participating in the worlds most vapid lifestyle. Shopping and eating friend chicken. Niggers with money denying they are Niggers. UK: Needs more cowbell and vitamin D. Cant talk now, Call to Prayer. >USA: The only place on Earth where you can make a chimp a movie star, then in his later years feed him wine and Xanax only to have your face ripped off because you never realised a chimps natural environment isn't a trailer park. URUGUAY: Where Mongolia had one man famous for fucking horses, in Uruguay not a big thing is made of it, everyone does it. >UZBEKISTAN: Fuck your inglorious leader Turkmenistan, All Hail Our Glorious Leader! VENEZUELA: Secretly wish they were Argentina or Jews. >VIETNAM: A nation of industry trained helper monkeys. YEMEN: Just monkeys.

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what the fuck is going on in this thread?

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10 min later 423526970 Anonymous
You forgot Morocco

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11 min later 423527171 Anonymous
>>423526970 Its part of Africa... soone to be Niggeria

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bumping with ethnic chicks

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>>423525012 Of all the people in the world I would rank you top 5 most willfully ignorant. >And I dont mean ONE of the top five, I mean all of them. OP = Chemically lobotomized, over fluoridated retard. Also a faggot.

13 min later 423527489 Anonymous
>>423527171 true

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>>423527430 Aww schucks... gee... You think?

19 min later 423528528 Anonymous
>>423527430 Troll you silly faggot. It's also hillarious...OP, you're a cool guy and a fag.

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>>423528528 Tits.

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Fucking hell! I lol'd. Congratulations.

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>>423531432

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I can't believe OP actually took the time to write that

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Kinda wrong about New Zealand. The sheep rape us.

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Shit, man, I DIG this thread. Good work.

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>>423534386 >>423534689 >>423535062 >>423534670

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>>423534689 what is she doing with a gun in a mine? hahahaha fucking hilarious

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>>423526970 Everybody forgot them. There's a reason for that.

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Canada could have been way worse, you must like us. I'm flattered OP.

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>>423527430 What's this cunt talking about? This is the closest approximation to art /b/ has come close to. Which isn't really say much, come to think of it.

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>>423536864 You know how these fuckers are when they get up on a high horse. >>423536743 Well you are next door to Detroit. Need some breaks.

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2 hours later 423542929 Anonymous
No Nicaragua? I'm disappoint /oily faggot here

2 hours later 423544589 Anonymous
This was hilarious, good job OP with the OC. I think Turkish women are some of the most beautiful, though (Turkish/Paki/Persian, agh...).

2 hours later 423547351 Anonymous
Nicely done, OP. Although you were a bit too generous with the term nigger.

2 hours later 423547524 Anonymous (CAGE.jpg 800x1210 202kB)
OP that was fucking hilarious. I hereby give you 200 Internets to spend at your discretion.

2 hours later 423549051 Anonymous
>>423547524 agreed! my sides are somewhere orbiting titan, thank you op.

3 hours later 423551496 Anonymous
What about Algeria

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lol >2012 and not cancer on /b

3 hours later 423552230 Anonymous (1346565967696.jpg 463x599 52kB)
OP, I approve this post and the pics you are bumping with. Faggot.

3 hours later 423553368 Anonymous
astoundingly bad grammar throughout, but that made it kitschy and endearing <3

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>>423553368 I agree, everytime I read the word Wannabe I kept imagining the Spice Girls.

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Oh this thread is still going. You forgot Croatia OP.

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