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2020-10-03 08:11 22905695 Kotonohas' Husbando (20201003_140302.jpg 1080x708 101kB)
Should I do this? Has anyone here actually paid this much and got success on tinder?

4 min later 22905719 Anonymous
>>22905695 If you think getting your bio out will help you, it's worth a shot. I dunno about apps in general though. I don't see how a company which makes money off of you staying on its app is incentivized to help you get a relationship.

6 min later 22905730 AusBro
>>22905695 never pay for tinder you stupid idiot. you're literally willing to spend $70 on some bullshit? pay a guy who actually knows how to pick up women that money instead and take some classes in not being a faggot instead

7 min later 22905734 Kotonohas' Husbando
>>22905719 Over the past two months I've literally paid over $300 on bumble, okcupid, zoosk, and now tinder. The last two have been to the only ones I've actually matched with people.

10 min later 22905742 Kotonohas' Husbando (Screenshot_20201003-142119_Gmail.jpg 1080x2400 428kB)
>>22905730 I've already gone this far. Might as well go all the way.

16 min later 22905768 Anonymous
>>22905734 >The last two have been to the only ones I've actually matched with people. Do you mind posting your bio/pics? Maybe there's an issue with them? On the other hand, maybe online dating just isn't for you. How about in person dating?

21 min later 22905786 Kotonohas' Husbando (Screenshot_20201003-143200_Tinder.jpg 1080x2400 554kB)
>>22905768 I'm black so I was hoping to get in on the woke crowd.

25 min later 22905808 Anonymous
>>22905786 Remove the gained weight part

28 min later 22905820 Kotonohas' Husbando (Screenshot_20201003-143935_Tinder.jpg 1080x2400 550kB)
>>22905808 Edited

28 min later 22905825 Anonymous
>>22905786 Nothing in your profile seems "woke" to me, and I wouldn't recommend faking political views just for dates. The only thing that stood out to me in a bad way was a grammar error ("The gained weight...") but I am a bit of an autist in that aspect.

29 min later 22905828 Anonymous (.png 1080x1126 1977kB)
>>22905786 >black >thad >30 y/o oh shit. is it you?

30 min later 22905836 Anonymous
>>22905820 what is a furnace operator? just curious

31 min later 22905843 Kotonohas' Husbando (Screenshot_20201003-144317_Tinder.jpg 1080x2400 659kB)
>>22905828 Sup >>22905836 Heat treating

34 min later 22905860 Anonymous
>>22905843 btw if you're dropping $60 on boosts, why not drop that money on professional shots? with a nicer background and clothes and stuff. also probably change furnace operator to like engineer or manager or something

35 min later 22905866 Anonymous
Those extra likes or whatever are literally a scam and fake, but throw your money away I guess. I think it was Plentyoffish that got sued for a similar practice.

36 min later 22905871 Anonymous
>>22905820 take out your working hours. your bio shouldn't have any negatives in it. lunch during the week isn't that romantic. the goal of tinder is to get a first date or number. that's it. there is nothing else you can get out of that app so why say anything negative about yourself on there? you can do that AFTER you get her number or a date. if you cant go out on week nights, then just dont plan dates to be on weeknights. no reason to tell her why. your schedule looks hard to work around so just take it out.

37 min later 22905877 Anonymous
>>22905843 Holy shit it is. lmao https://wildcatproductions.fandom.c om/wiki/Thaddeus_McMichael

40 min later 22905889 Kotonohas' Husbando (Screenshot_20201003-145122_Tinder.jpg 1080x2400 485kB)
>>22905871 These tips are really helpful by the way. I appreciate them

47 min later 22905920 Anonymous
>>22905889 better and I'll help you out a little more, man >I really need to meet someone sounds too desperate and sounds like you dont have friends. true or not, she doesn't need to think it. I would take out that whole sentence >I just signed up for a gym last week and in need of a gym buddy dont let her know that you just signed up. let her think you've been going to the gym. replace that sentence with just "In need of a gym buddy" >Lets grab lunch or let me take you to dinner sounds try hard. maybe something like "Lets grab a bite to eat one night" first dates on evenings are usually going to go better. during lunch, one of you might have plans during the day so the lunch might be rushed and you dont want that. also its not romantic walking her back to her car in broad daylight.

54 min later 22905962 Kotonohas' Husbando (Screenshot_20201003-150604_Tinder.jpg 1080x2400 505kB)
>>22905920

57 min later 22905974 AusBro
>>22905742 and people like you wonder why the fuck they are getting nowhere in life. >i fucked up already so badly, might as well keep fucking up!

57 min later 22905975 Kotonohas' Husbando (1601533785476.jpg 828x584 443kB)
>>22905825 I ment just being black right now seems to be the trend right now. A shit load of these white girls have blm bullshit in their profiles. White guilt pussy might be easy to pull off if I play along with the narrative.

1 hours later 22905996 Anonymous
>>22905962 move the music recommendation and lump it in the yoga sentence. you want the last thing she reads to be the drink sentence

1 hours later 22906005 Anonymous
>>22905975 just saying, woke white girls have ZERO black friends. they're only woke on social media but in their private lives, they only talk to white people. chasing them is fruitless.

1 hours later 22906009 AusBro (1601750399198.jpg 5240x2504 1888kB)
>>22905820 you're legitimately fucked. here's your tally

1 hours later 22906018 Anonymous
>>22906009 You are an unironic autist lmao OP, no chick is going to sit down and analyze your bio. Spend a little money on good quality pics; that will help you more and rewriting a bio not too many people are going to read.

1 hours later 22906021 Anonymous
>>22906009 so to recap what this person just said but in a nicer way. everything in this pic is true but its only the perception you're giving off, not the truth. a short and sweet bio is usually better, preferably with a little wit in it.

1 hours later 22906028 Kotonohas' Husbando (Screenshot_20201003-151623_Tinder.jpg 1080x2400 520kB)
>>22905996 Okay. >>22906009 Why would I take the straight man part out?

1 hours later 22906039 Anonymous
>>22906028 >Why would I take the straight man part out? you already have set to search for women. why is that needed? you're not making the woke crowd happy with that. trust me. you're only missing potential matches from based girls who roll their eyes at that.

1 hours later 22906041 Anonymous
>>22905843 how many matches u get bud

1 hours later 22906042 Anonymous
>>22906018 Thoughts are very fast, he’s not wrong. You don’t sit there and think through full sentences all the time do you, it’s just rapid fire things you know and understand without really saying to yourself. Well I don’t know actually. Never really spoke to anyone about it, do other people think in full sentences?

1 hours later 22906058 AusBro
>>22906009 >>22905843 now that we have that out of the way. Here's your new profile: "Heyo! I'm Thaddeus. I work as a furnace operator; that means I know how to get my hands dirty. What-ever its made of, I know how to melt it and turn it into something awesome. I've been doing this for 'x' years now but I'm always learning new things <insert some IMPRESSIVE shit that you are learning dude like coding or something>. Other hobbies I have are reading, <insert 2 other cool things, NOT FUCKIN NETFLIX YOU DUMBASS> Here's hoping to find some cool people here to click with over the same interests. If you want to know what those are? You're gonna have to swipe right ;) I'm more interested in making real connections though instead of just boring small talk. Peace!" There's your profile. Now when you get laid in the next 5 days or less you owe me $500. t. a guy who's been laid over 300 times on Tinder and has more matches than he knows what the fuck do with and has never paid a dime. Get rid of the fucking Netflix tags and all the other ones too you clown. They just list you as a couch potato.

1 hours later 22906059 Kotonohas' Husbando (Screenshot_20201003-152329_Tinder.jpg 1080x2400 547kB)
>>22906039 Appreciate it. Woke women are hard as fuck to understand for me.

1 hours later 22906072 Kotonohas' Husbando (20201003_152654.jpg 1080x2400 229kB)
>>22906041 14 but really only 5 are actually real.

1 hours later 22906078 AusBro
>>22906021 I'm just being brutally honest. It's a fucking shark tank out there even if people are too stupid to realise it. As it stands he has NOTHING remotely memorable or interesting on his page AT ALL. >>22906028 Because people don't need to fucking know that immediately. The point is to create some level of mysticism about you dude. Obviously you aren't gay. Set your profile to girls only and you'll only ever show up on their screens anyway. So this is just redundant bullshit. More info is not better. >>22906018 t. some faggot who has never been laid lmao and is too stupid to realise what the social climate is like on something like Tinder. Have fun with your hand bro! >>22906039 this. this is what I already said lol >>22906059 change everything that I said, get rid of the whole bio you have, take the one I wrote you but fill out the parts about yourself inside the <>. Also get rid of anything not absolutely important. the tags for netflix and other bullshit. Take out the American flag too. People could misinterpret its meaning. really stupid i know but better safe than sorry.

1 hours later 22906106 AusBro
>>22906072 3, maybe 4 roasties on that screen... sooo... when are you gonna update your profile to what I told you?

1 hours later 22906107 Kotonohas' Husbando (Screenshot_20201003-153523_Tinder.jpg 1080x2400 581kB)
>>22906078 Took some of your advice

1 hours later 22906130 AusBro
>>22906107 Dude. I just gave you expensive advice. Get rid of the other shit for fucks sake. I've already explained why it is either not necessary or does you an utter disservice. Everyone likes to laugh and crack jokes. Holy shit. People can tell this from how good your profile is if you actually have a good one. You don't write that you're funny. You prove it with actual evidence dude. You are not going to find a fucking gym buddy either. Cut the shit. Someone else help me out here. Is this guy on crack or what? You're on Tinder either for a few decent fucks or a long term relationship. You can talk about that stuff later on. Keep this shit on your profile and you're literally going to get the matches that you deserve. If you want actual results though take the advice you've been given or go back to wasting your time and not mine. Literally everything your have on your profile is a fucking joke. You're either a troll or legitimately retarded. What I spent 2 minutes writing for you is infinitely better than anything you have written and actually establishes you as someone who can think for themselves and doesn't just re-use the same worthless shit every vapid, idiotic simpleton is using who has no imagination what-so-ever. No one else waste your time on this guy until he literally starts taking good advice when he gets it.

1 hours later 22906140 Anonymous
>>22906009 Destroyed

1 hours later 22906145 Anonymous
you'd rather pay a company a hundred dollars than just take good free advice u got?

1 hours later 22906157 Anonymous
>>22906130 OP is gay but you’re a pretty big fag too lmao

1 hours later 22906168 Anonymous
>>22906058 Dear god do not listen to this retard

1 hours later 22906180 Anonymous
>>22905843 No offense bro. But since your black, use POF.

1 hours later 22906203 Kotonohas' Husbando
>>22906180 That's my next option once my zoosk subscription runs out. I'm not into black woman though. Are there a bunch of mud sharks on there?

1 hours later 22906219 Anonymous
>>22906168 >>22906157 t. faggots who won't even provide an alternative because they just want OP to be forever alone like they are. lmao

1 hours later 22906235 Anonymous
you're a retarded nigger. can't help sorry

1 hours later 22906255 Kotonohas' Husbando (20201003_160102.jpg 1080x2400 390kB)
Why are there so many single mothers on here? And how do you have four kids before the age of 30?

1 hours later 22906270 Kotonohas' Husbando
>>22906130 Should I say I'm a good listener in my bio? I know bitches love to be heard.

1 hours later 22906283 Anonymous
>>22906270 if you want to be a beta fuck

2 hours later 22906334 Anonymous
>>22905695 Jezus Christ why would you pay this much fucking money just for a 6 hour boost? Just recreate your profile for those nooby gains boost. It works 100% because I used to do that all the time. A new account always gets a 24 hour boost secretly. If that doesn't score you any likes/matches then paying for boost wont either.

2 hours later 22906343 AusBro
>>22906283 he already is a complete fucking simp look at his profile lmfao. he's just another anime loving nigger with nothing original on his bio. literally would swipe right just to roast his ass if I was a woman

2 hours later 22906353 AusBro
>>22906255 same reason the app is full of stupid niggers who don't know how to write a decent bio. something something genepool

2 hours later 22906393 Kotonohas' Husbando (Screenshot_20201003-162115_Tinder.jpg 1080x2400 560kB)
>>22906343 I've taken everything in this thread and changed my bio. This seems like the final draft

2 hours later 22906401 Skillo
>>22905768 Oh god mate, that's terrible. Put in your peanut brain head this: None of this bullshit works. They won't make a woman get interested in your, they won't get you laid. The problem is somewhere else. Stop this spending habit immediately Anon, it won't do anything good for you

2 hours later 22906442 Anonymous
>>22906219 Sure bro, think what you want. I got a QT gf on Tinder, and I did it while openly declaring I was a “straight man” and not maintaining that level of “mystique” you fucking retard “Wow he’s so mysterious I don’t even know if HE likes getting his asshole pounded just like me” said no woman ever You’re a fucking moron

2 hours later 22906491 Anonymous
>>22905695 >6 hours >70USD fucking shit anon, pay me 50 USD and i will hook you up with a pretty girl in a matter of an hour. fucking simpes, i don't who is worse, people who pay for tinder, or those who pay for ethots.

2 hours later 22906494 AusBro (FACTS.jpg 4136x2400 1541kB)
>>22906442 sure you did mate. and it was after how many years exactly, that you wound up eventually getting lucky enough to meet another low IQ, low expectations human that would spread their legs for you huh? what a colossal fucking retard. no one cares about you. you aren't OP and we aren't here trying to get OP laid in 5 fucking years like it took you. But hey he's as dumb as a fucking rock so why don't you take over, you're far closer to his IQ range than I am. >>22906393 you're a fucking idiot and this is no more interesting than what you had when you walked in here. congrats on wasting not only more money but time now too.

2 hours later 22906549 Anonymous
>>22906494 I read your replies in this thread and you're a fucking god how do I get this cool where do I start I want to stop being a beta

2 hours later 22906552 Kotonohas' Husbando (Screenshot_20201003-164725_Tinder.jpg 1080x2400 534kB)
>>22906494 JESUS CHRIST. This is the last edit I'm doing. I give it a week. If no matches I'm going to grindr and getting my ass eaten.

2 hours later 22906559 Anonymous
>>22906552 This is awful

2 hours later 22906589 AusBro
>>22906552 >makes the profile even worse and manages to fuck up the only good thing he swapped into it. you niggers really are as stupid as everyone would want people to believe. literally ANYONE else would see the fucking light here and change the profile ENTIRELY. >>22906549 lol. here's a 5 step program: 1. stop being 'just nice' to people and focus on actually being HELPFUL even if that means you might be labeled a bit of a harsh cunt. 2. get a stable life going for yourself. start with physical and mental health, then learn and master at least one skill that is in need. 3. get into a decent relationship from your hard work. you're now no longer a simp and aren't just telling people the shit that you think they 'want' to hear but what they NEED to hear. 4. work hard to make sure your relationship is healthy and help your partner become as successful and dedicated as you are (if they aren't already) 5. sit on your ass in the afternoon with a cup of coffee and look for morons on /adv/ and give them the advice that they need without falling back on the "niceguy" mentality that you had now years ago that literally got you fucking nowhere. There's also meant to be a step in there about ridding yourself of any bad influences. Shitty friends especially and anyone else that will prevent you from becoming a based force of nature that refuses to conform to some faggoty pissweak permanent 'third wheel' if you want specific advice then give specific info on where you want to improve

2 hours later 22906603 Anonymous
>>22906552 not even a fag is gonna eat your ass with a bio like that

2 hours later 22906612 Anonymous
>>22906589 I got a problem simping. Friends I can make but girls always start liking me then some shit happens and I'm their new friend. I want this to stop happening, you got any advice?

2 hours later 22906615 Anonymous
>>22905843 bro you low key are the ugliest black man i have ever seen.

2 hours later 22906629 AusBro
>>22906612 Stop being so desperate for attention from women. Work on your own skills. Become fucking epic in something. I can code 5 languages with my eyes closed, skateboard, and I've been fencing for 5 years. Stop being a useless faggot that sits on Discord all day trying to get attention. Start some hobbies. Even if you are a total social cripple you could at least buy a guitar and learn it in the comfort of your own home. Then you can try and get some attention from women by SHOWING OFF instead of having nothing to offer except by being the token "niceguy" that people would never fuck. You need skills that are in demand. Not just by the workforce but by would-be partners. Stop basing your life on women.

2 hours later 22906634 Anonymous
>>22906629 it's always people like you who write paragraphs of 'advice' who are just self-projecting idiots lmao. Really? 300 lays off tinder and you're telling the dude not to care about women? You're a hypocritical fuck. If you truly 'didn't base your life around women, you wouldn't seek out the degeneracy of 300 DIFFERENT PARTNERS.

2 hours later 22906637 Anonymous
>>22906629 I can't believe it took some random on 4chan for me to actually start working on becoming a better man. Thanks anon I'll take your advice. You're right. I wasted too much time.

2 hours later 22906639 Anonymous
For fucks sake, stop with online dating. Just go outside and meet people (but be careful due to corona-chan).

2 hours later 22906645 Kotonohas' Husbando
>>22906637 >>22906629 >>22906612 You can stop samefagging any time now.

2 hours later 22906653 Anonymous (Internet_20201003_220205_1.jpg 750x1334 98kB)
I need help with my profile too. I've been told I'm handsome enough, but for some reason I don't get any matches. Please help.

2 hours later 22906655 AusBro
>>22906634 Fucking women doesn't mean that you base your entire fucking life around them you moron. Every single dude who is successful with women doesn't put them at the center of their fucking universe you fuckwit. They focus on getting skills that actually matter. Now are you going to man up like the other guy and ask for some help or are you just going to sit there like a bitch that got offended by something that wasn't even said to him, because it spoke to him on a personal level. Hrmmm? If it wasn't obvious, you can chase tail when you're actually as successful as I am but this dude is starting from scratch. He's trying to run before he can walk. I'm not surprised that you're too fucking stupid to understand that though haha.

2 hours later 22906660 Anonymous (Internet_20201003_220205_2.jpg 750x1334 125kB)
>>22906653

2 hours later 22906662 Anonymous
>>22905786 Cool name

2 hours later 22906663 AusBro
>>22906653 >that flag lmfao mind if I save this pic? this shit is juicy

3 hours later 22906670 AusBro
>>22906653 >>22906660 I'd take you seriously and would genuinely help if you didn't have that flag in the background and the edgy as fuck bio that is clearly a troll (albeit a funny one at least).

3 hours later 22906682 Anonymous
>>22906660 wow this bio. you think youre cool eh

3 hours later 22906688 AusBro
>>22906682 no way its not a troll dude, look at the fucking flag on the wall behind him. c'mon don't be 15.

3 hours later 22906695 Anonymous
>>22906688 a lot of effort for a troll

3 hours later 22906720 AusBro
>>22906695 well the alternative is that he's literally a vapid retard that doesn't realise having that flag, his face and name all in one image is enough to torpedo his entire fucking career and get him fired from any job he may even have. it's not any better that his profile basically shows him out to be a retard either. so it's either some friend of his doing it for a lul or he's really that fucking stupid. either way, I'm not interested in discussing it.

3 hours later 22906764 Anonymous
>>22906655 It absolutely does. But keep the ad-hominems coming lmao. You could have a few long-term relationships and have just as much dopaminergic pleasure as fucking 300 girls. You risk STIs, crazy girls, and obvious other things. But keep jerking off to your own ego. And bouncing from girl to girl IMPLIES you put effort in each different interactions. 300 different girls dude? You're delusional if you don't think that took up a decent amount of your mental energy. I don't need help. I've consistently been in a relationship since I was 15 dude. And I've had chances with sloots muuuuuuultiple times in the past. The guys who are successful with women don't write 'paragraphs upon paragraphs' of disparaging advice on 4Chan of all places, LOL.

3 hours later 22906770 Kotonohas' Husbando
>>22906653 >Being 49 km away from yourself

3 hours later 22906858 Anonymous
>>22906494 >eventually getting lucky enough to meet another low IQ, low expectations human that would spread their legs for you huh? Nice projection, retard. It’s very satisfying to know you will die alone.

3 hours later 22906872 Anonymous
>>22906629 >I can code >I skateboard >oh yeah I totally get laid guys for real I’m a big real alpha chad jej

3 hours later 22906878 Anonymous
>>22906494 You can be attractive and have the EXACT same things you mentioned and still get 50+ matches over night, you stupid fuck lmao.

3 hours later 22906884 Anonymous
>>22906653 lmao Most tinder threads on this board are dumpster fires but this is great

3 hours later 22906924 Anonymous
>>22906589 This guy actually has solid steps. If you take a second and think about it who actually likes the nice guy? They don't have a real personality. Just echoing what sounds morally right without putting a real opinion out there. That's a boring way to live. Also double down on focusing on yourself. You are your own most important aspect. OP read Models if you haven't already. And your bio does suck generic as hell. And white chicks aren't going to fuck you because BLM. If they weren't going to match with you before they won't after. Take it from a fellow Black dude. They have no black friends or barely any and are repping it for "Social Clout". I do alright on tinder but I don't take that shit serious but I did invest in pictures that look good. Boost ain't going to do shit for you.

3 hours later 22906939 Anonymous
>>22906924 Don't black dudes get tons of white girls though?

3 hours later 22906949 Kotonohas' Husbando (Screenshot_20201003-175240_Tinder.jpg 1080x2400 640kB)
>>22906924 Yeah, I did the expensive boost after the last edit. I've only matched up with spam so far after an hour. It's cool. I'm in Detroit and don't really like black girls so I'm cutting my potential matches by over half anyway. Nothing ventured nothing gained.

3 hours later 22906971 Anonymous
>>22906949 Way to leave out the most important detail. Many women don't want to date black guys except for black girls. The non black women tend to have fetishes or ideas of what a black guy is like and I guarantee you aren't him. I had to spend my whole life up until now to realize this. The game is against you unless you drop the no black women rule, and you might if you meet a good one.

3 hours later 22906990 Anonymous
>>22906971 Wtf are you talking about lmao? I live in Vegas. I literally see SO many white women with black dudes. You come off as an insecure white guy desu. (t. i'm neither white or black).

3 hours later 22906992 Anonymous
>>22906949 Jeez dude Aren’t those like fifty bucks? I got a free one once and only got a few matches (Although admittedly it was in a VERY small town/range); it was enough to convince me not to shell out.

3 hours later 22907025 Anonymous
>>22906990 I'm mixed and it's been my experience. Women who like me because I remind them of their favorite rapper or something is pretty normal. Then they find out I'm a quiet introvert who's into nerdy stuff like city planning and astronomy and get turned off because all they wanna smoke weed and listen to shitty rap music. I got called too white by one of those girls on the extreme end so I know. Sure you can find women who will date you for your personality and such. I didn't mean to suggest otherwise. But I'm surprised nobody thought to mention that your race affects your dating prospects, this board usually doesn't hesitate to bring it up after all. And on Tinder? Nah. That app is for people who want to vet partners based primarily on looks on other surface qualities.

4 hours later 22907079 Anonymous
>>22906939 True not all black guys though. I honestly think we're fetishized because it's not that hard desu but you feel empty after fucking one. >>22906949 Sometimes your location does fuck you. Travel to a different place and check your likes. I usually get a few matches that day. Your biggest problem is your pics though invest in a photographer. Tinder is vapid and since your in Detroit. Black guys are a dime a dozen.

4 hours later 22907117 Anonymous
>>22906660 I'd fuck you if you didn't have that retarded bio. No homo.

4 hours later 22907122 Anonymous
>>22906939 Many people tend to stick to people with similar socioeconomic and racial backgrounds, especially in long term relationships. Familiarity and little tension tends to prevail when you want something long term. It's not just white people sticking to their own out of some misguided sense of racial purity to prevent the eradication of their kind like /pol/ believes, people from all walks of life do this, it's just how a lot of people tend to be. Don't get me wrong, mixed race couples are on the rise, especially in the past decade or two. Racial preferences and dealbreakers are still a thing though, like it or not, that's just how it is.

7 hours later 22907937 Anonymous
>>22906203 I wouldn't say mud sharks, cuz idk what that is. But there's more black then white women on there. At least in my area. When I wanna make a swirl, I hop on pof, leave my phone open to the app while I sleep. And majority of the time I have a message for me when I wake up. Most of them back, because I embrace my area, and specify I'm looking for chocolate.

7 hours later 22907971 Anonymous
>>22907937 are you a white women who likes black men? if so why

7 hours later 22907979 Anonymous
>>22906203 lol you stupid fuck. stay with black women negro. you can't have white women...

10 hours later 22908444 Anonymous
>>22905843 you gotta be fucking joking me, the day i fucking go on /adv/ this fuck shows up. dude werent you like under house arrest?

11 hours later 22908527 Anonymous
>>22905843 So I guess no more child porn now that you left prison aye? Good on you, I guess

11 hours later 22908542 Anonymous
>>22907971 I'm a white dude who's down to fuck a nubian queen, every once in a while

11 hours later 22908550 Anonymous
>>22906009 Amazing analysis anon. Now go sit on a pole

11 hours later 22908559 Anonymous
>>22906058 Ive never seen such levels of cringe worthy autism. Hopefully you take your meds tomorrow palooka

11 hours later 22908563 Anonymous
>>22906059 All you gotta say is you got the bbc! Is it that hard?!

11 hours later 22908601 Anonymous
>>22905889 Put back your original bio , it was fine the way it was.

11 hours later 22908607 Anonymous
Alright men listen up Put your long term goal in your tinder profile But begin like you're a kid Approach any prospective date as gently and kindly as you would if both of you were babies Manners matter Introduce your date to your folks Long term health and long term stability is your goal so make it clear how it will happen together and you will win together

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