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2020-08-11 06:48 22634500 Anonymous How can i get a boyfriend like that? (49B96F26-D3E5-4722-908D-B081B2AA0207.jpg 640x865 141kB)
Guys, i need a boyfriend . Like now. I WANT HIM NOW. I feel lonely as fuck and i really need someone; someone i trust. I want to talk about books, movies, erotic stuff, art, philosophy with him, and do crazy things. Why can’t i find someone like that? Men like that are always out of my league so i want him to be at least 6/10. I don’t want more, i just want his love and passion. I’ll kill myself if I can’t find him. I will fr. Can you guys even imagine how fucked up being lonely is for a girl like me? All my friends have boyfriends, girlfriends but I’m always on my own. I’m a bit introvert maybe, but not like you think. I only talk if something got my attention, so I don’t even have friends anymore, or maybe it’s because I’m a crazy bitch. Where can i find my man, anons? I just can’t anymore. My loneliness is killing me. How long should i wait? How can i find a man like I described? What do they do, where are they? WHERE?

1 min later 22634511 Anonymous
Do you have autism

1 min later 22634514 Anonymous
>>22634500 >movies >philosophy you sound like such a pseud

2 min later 22634525 Anonymous
>>22634500 Calm down you're probably only young, relationships are a head fuck. Do you're own thing for now and have fun!

2 min later 22634526 Anonymous
>>22634511 Hah I don’t, but what if i had? Would you bully me? You know autism isn’t as bad as you think.

3 min later 22634529 Anonymous
>>22634526 autism spotted

4 min later 22634535 Anonymous
>>22634500 have you tried finding a boyfriend through common interests? Book clubs, philosophical discussions, stuff like that?

5 min later 22634543 Anonymous
>>22634500 Do you have discord? I'm a guy like that.

5 min later 22634550 Anonymous
>>22634529 Yeah fr fr. Only autistic people have special interests. Admit you are subhuman like the rest of us on 4chan

10 min later 22634590 Anonymous
>>22634500 I'm a boy And can be your friend. Age??

1 hours later 22634942 OP
>>22634514 If you say so dude, but i know that i know nothing so i want a man that will teach me things and kinda will be like my daddy. I want him to show me his love. >>22634535 I have, on discord but people hate me because I’m too good for them physically and a bit slutty, that pissed them off and they start hating me. Redpilled men... uhh toxic. Fr >>22634525 I can’t. I need to find him. >>22634543 Uhh i do. What’s yours? I’ll add you if I download discord again. >>22634550 Wow doc speaking. I don’t have authism you jerk. Period. >>22634590 I’m interested in men not boys. Uhh

1 hours later 22635009 Anonymous
>>22634942 What are you, 20? Look for guys like what you want in men returning to college after having lived their lives.

1 hours later 22635035 Anonymous
>>22634942 >a bit slutty This is a pretty big problem. Guys like you describe want the opposite of a slut, when will girls get that through their head?

2 hours later 22635140 OP
>>22635035 I can’t change myself. I was always slutty and always will. I cannot do anything about it, wish i could tho.

2 hours later 22635193 Anonymous
>>22634500 95% chance this thread was started just to bait a bunch of "id date you" types of posts

2 hours later 22635199 Anonymous
>>22635193 i'd date you drop discord

2 hours later 22635203 Anonymous
>>22634942 >I’m interested in men not boys then why do you keep saying boyfriend >>22635199 Tbh I dont even know what discord is.

2 hours later 22635209 OP
>>22635193 Actually no one would date me. I’m almost perfect so i realized i make people feel like shit. They feel ineligible and some guys don’t even ask me out because They think I’d never date them haha but drop discord losers. I’ll add y’all if i feel like doing it.

2 hours later 22635211 Anonymous
>>22635140 Then I think you know very well you are never going to find the man you want.

2 hours later 22635215 Anonymous
>>22635209 The more you post the more confident I am that this whole thread is a high brow shitpost

2 hours later 22635218 Anonymous (1572920264833.gif 320x270 270kB)
Stop baiting and post your location Actually why even settle for anon? Just downloaded Tinder, dating happens online you know. You'll find a qt within 6 hours

2 hours later 22635219 OP
>>22635211 Shut the fuck up. Why are you making me feel like shit in the middle of evening? He must be somewhere, maybe he’ll reply to this thread in a few hours. I’ve st my hope desu I won’t meet him irl, so I’ll try e-dating.

2 hours later 22635226 OP
>>22635215 :(( >>22635218 Tinder is cringe, never used it but i want him to be a cool person not just a thirsty man.

2 hours later 22635230 Anonymous
>>22635226 Could you just pick some other board to shitpost on? People actually use /adv/

2 hours later 22635235 OP
>>22635230 No, I’m good. ;)

2 hours later 22635269 Anonymous
>>22635219 Unlike many guys here you had a chance in the first place and you blew it. They deal with it, and so should you. Yes, it is possible that a guy you described doesn't care about you being a slut. No, it is not likely. You should just not have unrealistic expectations. Also I'll sage since I have this feeling you're trolling.

2 hours later 22635278 Anonymous
How do I get a lonely aiutistic qt like you to gentle dom?

2 hours later 22635279 Anonymous
Bumping for amusement

2 hours later 22635283 OP
>>22635269 My standards are high dude And no I’m being fr, I’m not trolling.

2 hours later 22635294 Anonymous
>>22635283 If you have unrealistic standards you shouldn't be surprised if in 5-10 years you own 5 cats and nobody wants anything to do with you, with the only slithers of attention you get are from your regular "suicide attempts" by od'ing on laxatives. >>22635279 Why would you encourage dellusional people? It's pretty sad imho

2 hours later 22635308 Anonymous
>"i'm too good physically" >slutty >"i'm interested in men not boys" >types like a retard >too high standards >thinks she can't change herself >lonely and desperate >self admitted crazy bitch >"be like my daddy" >adding random anons on discord Your a fucking mess, no wonder no man want's you.

2 hours later 22635318 Anonymous
In the slight off chance that OP is in fact being 100% genuine and isnt a parody, i hope she gets some much needed psychiatric help to correct this God awful superiority complex

3 hours later 22635355 OP
>>22635294 So are you telling me that i seem like a narcissistic bitch and i shouod get low standards? >>22635308 I want to change actually, do you think i can? I’m fucked up fr, 4chan has changed me. >>22635318 I have personality issues imo, but I’m trying to help myself on my own. I need to know myself. I’m unpredictable.

3 hours later 22635378 Anonymous
>>22634500 I've had a best friend just like you described, sadly we lost touch so I wouldn't be able to give you his info but just know there's a lot of dudes like that. Especially in Discord servers, he even ran one IIRC. I'd keep searching, strike up some nice conversations and don't seem too eager sexually if that's what you mean by "slutty" I'm sure you aren't though. Don't listen to mean people on here. Also just speaking as a girl who used to be slutty in my teenage years, I was able to change and now at 20 I don't even have much of a sex drive. I just had to kinda go cold turkey because my slutiness was actually hurting people and relationships. Anyway good luck to you OP

3 hours later 22635397 Anonymous
>>22635355 Yes you can, if you put the effort in, seek help and stay off the internet.

3 hours later 22635401 Anonymous
>>22635355 >So are you telling me that i seem like a narcissistic bitch and i shouod get low standards? Didn't say that. I said you should have realistic standards. I once met a fairly unattractive woman in her 40's in Siberia dreaming of a blonde, rich and handsome guy from Sweden to marry her one day. If you think even only somewhere in your mind "probably won't happen" you should look at yourself and reflect on it and get realistic standards. Based on the fact you were saying this, that might actually be a tad of self reflection on your part. That is actually a positive thing and something you might wanna work on, if true. Self criticism is important. Also the more I'm reading the more I believe you're not trolling but just looking for attention and self affirmation. That would be something you wanna do on /soc/

3 hours later 22635407 OP
>>22635378 Awwwh thank you so much for the reply anon. >>22635397 It’s easy to say that. 1- no one would help me 2- can’t stop using the internet in 2020. 3- I’m lazy

3 hours later 22635411 OP
>>22635401 Yeah you’re right I’m not 10/10 so i should be realistic :( Also I’ve already browsed /soc/ for years, not my thing.

3 hours later 22635421 Anonymous
>>22634500 Give up all your ambitions

3 hours later 22635431 OP
>>22635421 B-but? :(

3 hours later 22635434 Anonymous
>>22635407 >1- no one would help me professional help >2- can’t stop using the internet in 2020. Yes you can, just use it for essential use like emails and shopping. >3-lazy well stop being lazy, work on that first, this defeatist attitude is disgusting.

3 hours later 22635453 Anonymous (bg,f8f8f8-flat,750x,075,f-pad,750x1000,f8f8f8.u1.jpg 750x1000 75kB)
>>22635434 >essentials >shopping Brah....

3 hours later 22635459 Anonymous
>>22635453 shopping irl has been pretty tricky lately

3 hours later 22635487 Anonymous
>>22635431 No buts! If you ain't a blank slate, there is no guarantee that you will start cheating out of boredom!

3 hours later 22635507 Anonymous
>>22635219 >Why are you making me feel like shit in the middle of evening It's called being real. I want someone with similar values, that includes in a sexual nature. I mean girls that get around are a fun ride but not a ride you want to stay on.

3 hours later 22635518 Anonymous
>>22635485 Omegalul

3 hours later 22635544 Anonymous
>>22634942 I'm a man and I can be your friend. Age?

3 hours later 22635551 Anonymous
women actually hate men. That's why you're having a tough time. Your brain is thinking, men suck, but then you have the moods where you feel that men are wonderful. But attraction (a biological impulse) is a lot different than liking something on a rational level. Most important trait of a man is reasonableness. You want a man that is not a danger to you. Other than that, I think you should lower your standards and find a man who doesn't mind working and does not have substance abuse issues, ideally a man would not use any substances, even alcohol. You will never really like men, ever.

8 hours later 22636618 Anonymous
>>22634942 >bit slutty >Redpilled men .. uhh toxic ahhahaha is this bait? Your literally searching for a guy who isn't gonna be appreciative of your life choices. Just ask out some decent looking dude or go on a online date or something. It's clear you don't have high standards because you've already slept around a bit. Your just convincing yourself you want this ideal guy because your single. Your in cope mode OP you need to break the cycle.

8 hours later 22636633 Anonymous
>>22635219 If you take no responsibility for your own actions then no self respecting man will date you. This is simply a fact and telling people how you feel about that fact won't make it stop being true.

8 hours later 22636647 Anonymous
>>22635226 >i want him to be a cool person not just a thirsty man. >adding anons on Discord 10/10 bait

8 hours later 22636650 Anonymous
>>22634942 >and a bit slutty You'll have to elaborate. What slutty things did you do? Slept around? Blown random guys? Posted nudes? Is it your thirst/attitude? Also maybe it would be better if you specified stuff like your generic geographic area.

8 hours later 22636678 Anonymous
>>22634942 >I have, on discord but people hate me because I’m too good for them physically and a bit slutty, that pissed them off and they start hating me. Redpilled men... uhh toxic. Fr nobody likes you because youre dumb as fuck

9 hours later 22636858 Anonymous (95084442-96C3-4CDA-9C2E-E6C88A279910.jpg 720x958 197kB)
>>22634500 Depends on your face and other aesthetics

11 hours later 22637296 Anonymous (1573835345439.jpg 1010x897 69kB)
I hope OP isn't on suicide watch. I hope she got the help she needs

11 hours later 22637309 Anonymous
>>22634500 >so i want him to be at least 6/10 So you want a cultured chad? Fucking entitled whore

11 hours later 22637311 A girl that will break the rules
Draw your ideal boyfriend. List out traits you want.

11 hours later 22637360 Anonymous
>>22634500 you sound like a obese cat lady, hit the gym, get fit, conserve one to TWO maximum cats, look into more outdoors hobies like dancing or cicling, if you're a 6 (which in reality must be like a 3 or 4) getting in shape might get you a 6, 7 if you dress right.

13 hours later 22637682 OP
>>22637360 Bro my bmi is 17, are you kidding me? >>22637296 Nah i was asleep dude >>22636858 I’m beautiful >>22636678 My iq is 140 bro >>22636650 Like im introvert irl so i do esex And i send nudes

13 hours later 22637687 Anonymous
>>22634500 If you are in EU, I check all the boxes.

13 hours later 22637691 Anonymous
>>22637682 Post boobs

13 hours later 22637695 Anonymous
>>22637682 you can lie to me, but you can't lie to yourself. >My iq is 140 bro for being so smart you sound pretty dumb if you can't realize what you want is impossible, you've set te bar so high you might as well accept you're gonna die fat, alone surrounded by cats.

13 hours later 22637712 Anonymous
>>22637682 >Like im introvert irl so i do esex How does introversion have anything to do with being slutty

13 hours later 22637720 Anonymous
spread your legs you retarded cunt

14 hours later 22637864 Anonymous
>>22634500 Same here. I'm dating a guy who is super boring and I don't know if I want to continue dating him. I feel like men in general are NPCs.

14 hours later 22637875 OP
>>22637687 Yeah I’m in Eu. >>22637691 Post kek. Let us see... >>22637695 Bro I’m 50kg are u kidding lol >>22637712 I can’t have sex irl. >>22637720 Hahah anon..! >>22637864 Break up.

14 hours later 22637883 Anonymous
>>22637875 >break up I want to but my parents are forcing me to keep in touch with him because the guy is rich, my parents are funking gold digging faggots

15 hours later 22637980 OP
>>22637883 LOl girlll Whats wrong with your family? Haha like he will give them money

15 hours later 22637990 Anonymous
>>22635283 >My standards are high dude Then why are you complaining about not being able to find a guy? Shut up seriously what is this thread? A bunch of guys just asked you out. I guarantee you won't date any of them.

15 hours later 22637993 Anonymous
>>22634526 People who say autism isn't bad usually are autistic themselves

15 hours later 22637998 Anonymous
>>22637980 Dude I don't fucking know what these dumb heads want.

15 hours later 22638011 Anonymous
>>22637875 >I can’t have sex irl. Like you don't have a vagina or something? Just ask any guy he'll most likely say yes

15 hours later 22638017 Anonymous
>>22637875 DE?

15 hours later 22638028 Anonymous
>>22638011 Dumb and pointless advice, she claims she's slutty but it doesn't look like she's just looking for sex. Although in the other hand she doesn't sounds like a very moral person, so she might do it anyway eventually.

15 hours later 22638045 Anonymous
>>22634500 Thinking that you deserve someone is the total wrong way to approach a relationship. Focus on being kind and work hard at what you do. People notice that shit and naturally gravitate towards it.

16 hours later 22638104 OP
>>22638045 Bro it’s not like that. >>22638011 I’m shy for that. >>22637993 I thought it was bad too but then i met an autistic guy and he changed my mind. They’re innocent.

16 hours later 22638110 Auzhian (sibyl2.jpg 1024x576 52kB)
Right here in my pants Lizards must change profusely

16 hours later 22638116 OP
>>22638017 No bro I’m from south. >>22637990 I don’t see any dudes who want to date me here. >>22635544 I’m 18.

16 hours later 22638123 Anonymous
>>22638116 If you’re struggling, it is because you are ugly. Don’t expect a 6 when you are a 2

16 hours later 22638127 OP
>>22638123 Dude I’m actually above 6. Drop your discord or something I’ll show you.

16 hours later 22638202 Anonymous
>>22638116 >south So my "investigation" was correct, I'm 99% sure guessed your (our) country right (I'm not the same guy obviously). Honestly I bet you wouldn't fit all my points either (from a moral standpoint at least) and I don't fit all of yours although they're pretty close to what I'm trying to become. So generally maybe I would pass, but if my guess is right then this is too much of a funny coincidence to ignore it. Technically I'm not exactly looking for a girlfriend right now, but we can talk and see how it goes. As for what you mean by saying you want "a man, not a boy", I'm definitely not chad but a huge 4chan autist, on the other hand though I'm technically a few years older than you at least. Take that as you wish. If you turn out to be a fake or stuff it's even better, I'm currently trying to hone my friend-making skills. @Mavors#4750

16 hours later 22638244 Anonymous
>>22638202 >investigation To specify: don't worry it's nothing scary, I have no idea of who you actually are. I'm not some kind of hacker. You simply accidentally left an important clue to your nationality with your posting.

17 hours later 22638286 Anonymous (1580017892506.png 390x470 6kB)
>>22638104 >guys im shy >Posts nudes online >guys im smart 140IQ If this isn't bait OP needs to go to a therapist because she is bipolar.

17 hours later 22638306 Anonymous
>>22638116 >No bro I’m from south. I'm the guy that asked initially if you are EU. I'm south slav, if that is OK with you we can figure some sort of contact exchange and chat.

17 hours later 22638316 Anonymous
>>22634500 hey I match those traits. What region of the world do you live in? Is there a way we can get in contact? I'm a Linguistics students who likes good conversation and in general I like the same stuff you do. I want to meet a girl so I can take good care of her and make me feel loved, and that she makes me feel warm as well. Do you have discord?

17 hours later 22638337 OP
>>22638316 Drop discord. Not telling you here bro. >>22638286 I’d love to see a therapist if you pay for my treatments. >>22638202 Tldr. Summarize bro.

17 hours later 22638354 Anonymous
>>22638337 >Tldr. Summarize bro. Really. Fine: I fit some of your points but not really, you fit some of mine but not really, but I'm pretty sure that you're actually from my country so I want to add you anyway. At best you get someone willing to love and be loved with passion, at worst you get and e-pal or something. My discord is at the bottom of that post.

17 hours later 22638355 Anonymous
>>22638337 I created this account so we can get in touch and privacy isn't in danger. Get in touch with me, but you could be anyone, so prove me it's you. See you. nacheteolmos77

17 hours later 22638361 OP
>>22638355 Your tag doesn’t have any numbers Anon. >>22638354 Alright I’ll add you.

17 hours later 22638362 Anonymous
>>22634500 You're in for dissapointment because you put high standards for them and probably you yourself don't fulfill those standards

17 hours later 22638365 Anonymous
>>22638361 i don't use discord that much. How do I do it?

17 hours later 22638367 Anonymous
>>22638361 nacheteolmos77#3776 alright that should be it

17 hours later 22638379 Anonymous
>>22638202 >>22638244 Lol what was the clue? I wanna do my own cyberstalking

17 hours later 22638383 Anonymous
>>22638337 I can pay for your treatments if you post your body on /soc/.

17 hours later 22638390 Anonymous
>>22638379 Lurk more and explore the bounds of your imagination to acquire my autistic superpowers.

17 hours later 22638397 Anonymous
>>22638390 (unless you're OP, in that case I'll tell you on discord I guess).

18 hours later 22638418 Anonymous
>>22638361 uh I'm going to write my novel now. I'll wait for you to message me on Discord for 15 minutes. If you have not messaged me, chances are I won't see your message even if you send it to me, because it's an alt account and if it does not meet its purpose I'll probably never open it again. Don't be scared by my rudeness, once we get comfortable with each other it'll be one of the things you'll love the most about me.

18 hours later 22638421 Anonymous
This thread has some disturbingly high simp rates

18 hours later 22638434 Anonymous
>>22638390 if its just due to weird idiosyncratic spelling errors like "authism" then unfortunately every language has those

18 hours later 22638443 Anonymous
>>22638337 >>22638306 I guess you're not into slavs then. I hope you find a cool boyfriend regardless OP. Good luck out there.

18 hours later 22638449 Anonymous
>>22638434 Nah, it's different. It's way more simple, it's just less intuitive to look for it. It could also be a false lead, though. Your post actually makes me doubt my theory, actually. i simply don't want to reveal OP's nationality to the thread against her will if we assume I'm right, so I'm not gonna say how I figured that out in this place. Once I say the method will become obvious.

18 hours later 22638454 Anonymous
>>22638449 >it will become obvious.*

18 hours later 22638460 Anonymous
>>22634500 >Men like that are always out of my league No shit. A man like that has better options than you.Time to kill yourself in minecraft.

18 hours later 22638463 Anonymous
>>22638449 very courteous of you. i think youre giving most anons too much credit though

18 hours later 22638481 Anonymous
>>22638463 Fine, but just because I'm assuming you're OP since I haven't been added yet, so you must be unnecessairly wary of me. It's very obvious: it just a single use of a 4chan in-built feature. If you don't browse the right boards you probably wouldn't be used to use it. Click on the stuff you're not used to click on and you'll find it, probably. It's on the very first post. Good "investigation", have fun.

18 hours later 22638504 Anonymous
>>22638481 not OP. I also am pretty sure you tried to compare the timestamp for the post to when she said "Nah I was asleep dude" but yeah, that's probably less to go off of than even spelling errors. the only thing it really tells you is that she might be somewhere between UTC+0 and UTC +5, assuming that she woke up at a reasonable hour.

18 hours later 22638505 OP
>>22638481 Dude i was busy. >>22638443 I was busy sorry >>22638418 I was busy >>22638397 It wasnt me

18 hours later 22638512 Anonymous
>>22638504 No. >>22638505 >Dude i was busy. Don't worry, it's not like I was impatient or had a problem with it. I simply confused you with that other anon, hence the misunderstanding.

18 hours later 22638519 Anonymous
>>22638512 well damn maybe i just dont have 4chan x or somehting because I dont know what wierd built in options youre talking about. this is fun though. I really want to figure this mystery out

18 hours later 22638522 Anonymous
>>22634500 You'd better learn to suck a meam dick because you don't have anything else going for you as you stand right now

19 hours later 22638559 Anonymous
>>22638505 >I was busy sorry It's OK, I though you ignored the post since you replied to someone after me. If you want to chat, Discord: South_Wind#6860 Don't any if you other peeps try any larp tomfoolery, I'll hunt you down.

19 hours later 22638589 Anonymous
OP lets go out on a date

19 hours later 22638608 Anonymous
I'm fascinated by you, OP. I don't necessarily want to date but just talk. If I were to get a discord would you add me, no romance involved?

19 hours later 22638623 Anonymous
>>22638608 How can you be this much of a fucking simp, Jesus. Fascinated by a dime a dozen BPD slut. Go outside.

19 hours later 22638637 Anonymous
>>22638623 I'm trying to make her a psychology case study for my phd

19 hours later 22638640 OP
>>22638608 Sure Mine is vodkababe#9376

19 hours later 22638651 Anonymous
>>22638505 So when you said can't have sex, are you saying you're a virgin? What is your breast cup size? Do you need guy over 6ft tall, or thick great head hair, 6 pack abs, big muscles, or bigger then 7in dong manhood? Can't you say semi specific place in eu? https://europa.eu/european-union/si tes/europaeu/files/easy_to_read/eur opean-map_en.jpg

19 hours later 22638662 Anonymous
>>22638640 I wish I could say this was a skilful scam but the fact is that retards on here would throw money at a tv magazine with a girl on the cover

19 hours later 22638678 Anonymous
>>22635279 Based

20 hours later 22638820 Anonymous
tits or gtfo

21 hours later 22638933 Anonymous
Use Slowly, there are men who are interesting like that, some can send long ass letters and can be really interesting. I found women who were very intellectual and sweet. Anyway, you'll get a ton of letters but have fun anyway. I also recommend going to irl activities, discord was always hopeless for me

21 hours later 22638942 Yuji Sakai
are you a le anime grill

21 hours later 22638949 Anonymous
>>22634500 I can be your boyfriend

21 hours later 22638953 Anonymous
>>22634500 We all know you can't find your answer here. It's time. Give up, commit suicide

22 hours later 22639094 Anonymous
How the fuck has no one asked for a time stamp? This place really is going to shit. Tits or GTFO.

22 hours later 22639354 Anonymous
>>22639094 Because there's really nothing for OP to prove other than the fact that she's as perfect as she claims, which you can't really do with a timestamp

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