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2020-03-18 12:43 22003993 Anonymous (1562929760373.png 1273x713 1505kB)
What should I get for my mom's birthday? It's on Friday. She's somewhere between 45-50.

6 min later 22004001 Anonymous (92165-red-wax-base-dipped-in-house-with-amaryllis-5.jpg 370x480 33kB)
I got my mom a bulb amaryllis for Christmas and she loves it. It starts off small and will grow without food, water, or sunlight. It's still alive today. They might be seasonal in stores, but you can get them online.

8 min later 22004003 Anonymous
>>22004001 Ah that's a good idea, gonna look into those. I was thinking about getting chocolate but I always get chocolate and it's time to mix it up.

8 min later 22004004 Anonymous
>>22003993 Get her a thong and a razor, she's going to need them for birthday sex.

57 min later 22004071 Anonymous
>>22003993 You dont know your mom's age?

1 hours later 22004115 Anonymous
>>22004071 Yes and at this point it would be awkward to ask

1 hours later 22004117 Anonymous
>>22003993 Give her a nice good dicking.

4 hours later 22004525 Anonymous
>>22003993 Dress up and take her to a fancy restaurant for dinner, just the two of you.

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