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2019-12-02 08:47 21638995 Anonymous (1574781916904.jpg 1877x1203 224kB)
>hanging out with people >friend starts making sexual joke about clits >forgot how but my friends gf brought mine into the joke and my gf says "its not like anon could even find it" >the joke wasn't related to me at all she just chimed in to say that and everyone laughed >when it was time to go I got in my car and drove her home >I didn't say anything the whole ride and when I got to her house she waits in my car like im supposed to give her a kiss/hug before kicking her out >I didn't give her either and I just feel anger and contempt for her now Am I over reacting?? We have done sexual things together but we are both virgins.

2 min later 21639003 Anonymous
>>21638995 nah, that was just plain mean on her part. buuut, you should communicate to her your feelings

3 min later 21639006 Anonymous
Yoi did good, a couple is suppose to respect each other, if this bitch does not say anything you need to give a cold should or ignire her for 1-2 days till she learn. Don't know if you understand i' ESL, but you need to act like a man.

5 min later 21639011 Anonymous
>>21638995 Don't get mad, find the clit

6 min later 21639014 Anonymous
>>21639003 its been a 2 days since, wouldn't it be a little faggy to complain to her now

2 hours later 21639428 Anonymous
>>21639140 This isnt r9k

2 hours later 21639450 Anonymous
>>21638995 fuck her and then get rid of her. >>21639003 >muh commoonicate fullins no faggot, you don't fucking do this. you don't try to communicate with women. you're supposed to "just know." Op, fuck the shit out of her, enjoy it a few times, and then throw her out of the car for disrespecting you next time you're both in the car

2 hours later 21639458 Anonymous
>>21639450 Im thinking about breakin up because this desu but im not sure I should

2 hours later 21639464 Anonymous
>>21639458 get the pussy first man. make her love you and then tell her to eat shit. google sexgod method for uhh "tips" how to lay it down

2 hours later 21639471 Anonymous
>>21638995 >Am I over reacting?? Yes. She was just being funny, and the joke was at your expense because you were the most convenient target, and she expects that you have more confidence in yourself than could be taken down by an obvious gaffe. Sure, she's neglecting how insecure we men are about our sexual prowess and how much it defines our worth, and it was intentionally insensitive for the sake of humor, but it's because she literally doesn't understand what it's like, not being a cis-het-male (which I assume you are). You should probably get over it though, and if you give it any meaning at all, just focus more on her clit. I mean, unless you literally don't know where it is, in which case you should google that shit.

2 hours later 21639483 Anonymous
>>21639464 Is that sex god stuff legit? >>21639471 I never make jokes at her expense or to humiliate her so idk why should I let her. She doesnt talk very much or at all but the one time she does talk to other its to humiliate me

2 hours later 21639487 Anonymous
>>21638995 Honestly fuck all of these anons' advice. They're all males with short fuses. As a femanon, what she said was shitty (especially in front of other people - this impacts your social life and she knew that). Either she's a literal retard and didn't realize how rude it was or she just doesn't care about you. Best advice: just fucking talk to her about it. Stop complaining about your pride or how "faggy" it is because it fucking isn't. At this point, if you're still acting cold to her she knows something is up. All you have to do is just say, "Hey, remember when you said ___? That was shitty, why did you say it?" And then she'll explain. So don't be a pussy and just do it, anon.

2 hours later 21639492 Anonymous
>>21639487 >Honestly fuck all of these anons' advice. They're all males with short fuses. As a femanon stopped reading here

2 hours later 21639495 Anonymous (kekekek.jpg 1280x720 120kB)
>>21639492 Seethe harder

2 hours later 21639498 Anonymous
>>21639495 cope

2 hours later 21639502 Anonymous
>>21639492 The rest of the advice on this thread is retarded except for that post, not gonna lie

2 hours later 21639532 Anonymous
Tell her you'd appreciate it if she didn't do that again. If she blows it off, get her to blow you off a few more times, then blow her off on the freeway talking about how it's not like I could find the off ramp anyway.

2 hours later 21639533 Anonymous
>>21639483 >I never make jokes at her expense or to humiliate her so idk why should I let her. Yeah, it's not the same. You can't make sex jokes at womens' expense without sounding like an asshole, but women can make jokes that emasculate guys. It's just sort of how it is, probably because we live in a patriarchy, and no matter what jokes she makes, like, you're still fucking her, so even if she pretends your a bad lay to get a laugh, she's still coming back for more, and that's why it's just a joke. >She doesnt talk very much or at all but the one time she does talk to other its to humiliate me Well, she sounds super-awkward, and probably feels like she doesn't fit in, so she's trying to find some way to gain social capital by being entertaining, but she doesn't know how to except by trying to be funny. Were these friends closer to you or her? Most people have "circles," and if it was a situation where it was your circle she was interacting with, then it's pretty common that she makes a few deprecating jokes about you in order to address the social power-imbalance of being "your girlfriend," which means she has to establish an identity outside of that label if she wishes to be considered as anything more than some appendage of yours. Honestly, it sounds like she stepped on your fragile male ego, which is totally a thing. It hurts, but it's like dancing - they usually didn't mean to, so your making a big deal out of it isn't going to be very productive. But I'm sorry, and I know how annoying that is, for what it's worth.

2 hours later 21639544 Anonymous
>>21639533 It was both of our circles, I was closer to the people in said circle I guess

3 hours later 21639558 Anonymous (cunt_coloring_book.png 372x489 212kB)
>>21639487 Don't you think she probably already knows what it is? I mean, it sounds pretty obvious - she makes a joke, everyone laughs, anon doesn't. Then he gets all distant and mopey. The best thing he can do is just understand that she didn't mean to hurt his feelings, and was just trying to get along with his friends. It's not her fault he's insecure about his ability to sexually perform. Maybe he should ignore the social slight and just have a conversation with her about what sexually pleases her, and realize that no matter how awesome in bed he is, the whole "dude can't find the clit" joke is a tried-and-true standard, and nobody really believes it. We have google now. Unless you think I'm a male with a short fuse, of course. I mean, it's not like you're entirely wrong.

3 hours later 21639584 Anonymous
>>21639544 > I was closer to the people in said circle I guess Well, there you go - you're a young couple who hasn't been "public" for long, and she's trying to establish herself as a separate individual so she doesn't feel like she's seen as just your gf to your friends while simultaneously trying to justify her decision to make you her bf to her circle - it's like social ping-pong. Are you both virgins for religious reasons? Because she may be expressing frustration over the fact that you're not more sexually active, so you might want to have a conversation about that, if anything.

3 hours later 21639603 Anonymous
>>21639584 We have both known these people since highschool mutually when we were single. Currently college freshmen, we also started dating in november so

3 hours later 21639607 Anonymous
Imagine being this much of a faggot.

3 hours later 21639642 Anonymous
>>21639603 Oh, wow. Like November of this year? Yeah. You're still under the microscope of "new relationship" among all your friends, and if you've transitioned from HS to college with these folk (however many of them actually go to college; that's not relevant), then they're surely testing out the various hypotheses regarding how likely you were to get together, how compatible you are, and the expected duration of your relationship before things either fizzle out or become some sort of hot-mess of drama they can suckle on like a teat full of tea. Not that your friends are vultures; this is just what people do. https://youtu.be/36Srr08PN_Y

3 hours later 21639654 Anonymous
You're an over reacting bitch whose whole image was shattered by mere fucking words...and a stupid joke at that. Ask yourself: Can I find the clit? If the answer is yes - you're a bitch. If no - you're a bitch. Congrats, oP.

3 hours later 21639659 Anonymous (1569689779337.png 575x800 510kB)
Literally just banter. It's not like she said op's dick was small.

3 hours later 21639670 Anonymous
>>21639558 >Don't you think she probably already knows what it is? No? She's a woman.

3 hours later 21639678 Anonymous (eyeroll.gif 250x250 785kB)
>>21639670

3 hours later 21639698 Anonymous
>>21638995 You have a very fragile and sensitive ego. Was it not nice for her to embarrass you? I mean yeah, but you should probably thicken up for your own sake. There's going to be a time people make jokes at others expense and you'd be better equipped to laugh it off, it doesn't really mean anything. Don't go sulking about it lol

3 hours later 21639706 Anonymous
>>21639487 >They're all males with short fuses > Either she's a literal retard and didn't realize how rude it was or she just doesn't care about you. Settle down and pull up your big girl panties, she was just telling a joke to break the ice. If he goes in her face all confrontational and says "That was shitty why would you say that" he might as well cut off his manhood cause he won't be needing it anyhow.

4 hours later 21639743 Anonymous
>>21639471 >>21639558 This childish "If you're bothered at all by blatant disrespect/offense then ur just insecure lol" meme needs to die. Just look at the sheer length of these posts. This is how much rationalization it takes to justify extreme conflict-avoidance, just plain not standing up for yourself or asserting yourself at all. You mostly see this from teenagers. They get preachy to justify their hangups/inhibitions to themselves. Your girl was rude as hell OP. Nothing bad will happen if you take the time to say, "Hey, I felt really disrespected and I didn't appreciate that. Please don't cut me down in front of other people like that again." She'll respect that a lot better than moping. >>21639487 Extremely accurate post.

4 hours later 21639754 Anonymous
>>21639659 >It's not like she said op's dick was small I misunderstood OP's post when I first read it and that's how I interpreted it. Now I understand the conversation and wow sorry OP but grow some fucking balls dude. Yeah maybe the joke was little crass and at your expense but pull up your big boy pants and maybe show her that you can find her clit? Even if she is saying that she wants to take things slow her subconscious obviously wants you to man up and fuck her. Take the hint bro.

4 hours later 21639762 Anonymous
>>21638995 >we are both virgins If by 'we' you mean only you then yeah

4 hours later 21639771 Anonymous
>>21639743 >This childish "If you're bothered at all by blatant disrespect/offense then ur just insecure lol" meme needs to die. >Just look at the sheer length of these posts. This is how much rationalization it takes to justify extreme conflict-avoidance, just plain not standing up for yourself or asserting yourself at all. You mostly see this from teenagers. They get preachy to justify their hangups/inhibitions to themselves. I mean, if they'd been together for a long time and she said that, then maybe it would be a bit more of 'blatant disrespect," but this relationship is barely a few weeks old, man - like, lighten up. What could OP have said, anyway? All you can do is laugh it off. She's allowed to make a joke, ffs. It seems like you're taking this too seriously.

4 hours later 21639798 Anonymous
>>21639743 Kids today grow up so bubble wrapped it's ridiculous. Some people are just too sensitive like you and like OP. Nobody's allowed to make jokes. Everything's just offensive and banter doesn't exist anymore. I don't like telling people to grow a spine, but it wouldn't hurt.

4 hours later 21639888 Anonymous
>>21639771 Early in the relationship means it's *more* important to communicate clearly about what you will or will not be cool with moving forward, not less. >>21639798 Nothing is more "bubble wrapped" than being scared of the two minutes of tension it takes to say "Hey, that was a little much/uncool, reel it in next time," and then move on happily.

5 hours later 21640077 Anonymous
>>21639888 Yeah. And if you're so insecure you can't take a joke about your sexual prowess, then it's probably responsible to communicate that.

6 hours later 21640121 Anonymous
>>21639706 You equate being a man with being a doormat? If it bothered him he should say something, not take the path of least resistance just to avoid conflict because "muh pride". It takes more strength to stand up for yourself.

6 hours later 21640162 Anonymous
>>21638995 No, that's a pretty low blow and it's not like your buddy being like "lol yur dick small," it's someone who has the reasonable capacity to make a true and embarrassing statement about you and not really showing remorse. It's a dick move. How you take it is up to you entirely, but it most certainly is (ironically) a dick move (since it's about clits lol).

6 hours later 21640178 Anonymous
>>21640121 Laughing at yourself doesn't make you a doormat. Try to grab a sense of humor, kek.

6 hours later 21640179 Anonymous
>>21638995 >being butthurt because your bantz game is shit Sad if this isn't bait.

6 hours later 21640191 Anonymous (1557596873318.jpg 640x624 26kB)
>>21640077 >You HAVE to think any ribbing in any context is totally cool and funny or something is WRONG with you!

6 hours later 21640205 Anonymous
>>21640191 You got a better answer?

6 hours later 21640215 Anonymous
>>21638995 You reacted the wrong way. You should have laughed and told her "oh I'll show you." or something like that. It wasn't cool that she made that joke, but acting like a bitch won't help her respect you. By acting butthurt, you've brought down your image in her eyes. Don't complain or apologize. Meet up with her try to make her cum this time.

6 hours later 21640219 Anonymous
>>21639533 >>21639584 >>21639642 It's amazing that you can cram this much pseudo-intellectual gobbledygook into a set of posts and still reach the end of the diatribe without producing ONE (1) piece of actionable advice about what a person in OP's shoes might do or say to address the actual situation and feelings that he's asked about. Notice how you chased your own tail down a half-dozen different overthinking rabbit-holes and got literally nothing out of it for anybody? Consider the possibility that your professors broke your brain by training you to do that, and that you have work to do to correct this.

7 hours later 21640348 Anonymous
>>21640219 Yeah, it's almost like I respect anon to do what they feel is best after considering the input of others. I think that's called "advice" last time I checked. But go ahead and call it pseudo-intellectual gobbledygook; that's fine. Or go ahead and tell OP exactly what to do without fail. You could also do that, but I think you're completely full of shit.

7 hours later 21640438 Anonymous
>>21640348 >Yeah, it's almost like I respect anon to do what they feel is best after considering the input of others. Bullshit. You "respect" him enough to turn his request for outside opinions on his situation into an opportunity to wax sociopolitical about patriarchy and male ego, and only acknowledged him *just* enough to go probing for more chances to soapbox on other pet topics of yours like religious motivations and sexual activity. Your "input", in short: >Actually what she said is really funny because patriarchy >I can label your thoughts and feelings as "fragile male ego" and, abracadabra! They're invalid and oh well I guess you just have to suffer now. Aren't college words great? >Also, unrelated note: Do you worship God and not want to fuck your girlfriend? Haha don't answer, just know that you should stop and have more sex if you do. >Now here's an irrelevant tirade about how humans love drama that has nothing to do with working this thing out with your gf at all. I know things! You ran roughshod over the OP and the particulars of his psyche and situation to run the script you were trained to run. As you diligent student-clones always do. To everyone, on every subject, to the benefit of nobody.

7 hours later 21640456 Anonymous (1575082797122.png 496x662 533kB)
She just apologized and typed a really long msg saying she loves me for who I am , she wasn't thinking, its ok to be offended if it hurts and that she is sorry

8 hours later 21640549 Anonymous
>>21640438 Wow. You seem to be so qualified to tell me about what I'm trying to do. Have you considered that your pedestrian analysis fails to account for the complexity of human life, though? Because if that were the case, you'd wind up sounding sort of crazy. But you're not, I'm sure.

8 hours later 21640557 Anonymous
>>21638995 just make a joke about an insecurity of hers

8 hours later 21640568 Anonymous
>>21640456 All's well that ends well. Next time she pulls something like that, act amused. And fuck her soon.

8 hours later 21640612 Anonymous
>>21638995 You did the wrong thing by being passive aggressive instead of just returning the playful insult right after it happened. This isn't mgtow/pua stuff but just advice for every relationship. You never let someone punk you like that without getting them right back. Otherwise you will lose face, especially with girls. So don't get offended, just laugh and ding her back. Don't be too insulting of course, just playful.

10 hours later 21640853 Anonymous
>>21639014 >man. Yes

13 hours later 21641232 Anonymous
>>21640438 thankyou for taking the time to critically expose this pseud. I find it tiring how the response to any feeling of male confusion or pain on this board is "dude ur insecure" gaslighting. There seems to be a coalition of >>21640456 That's good, I hope she was able to come to that apology unprovoked. Honestly, she probably was just being awkward and resorted to that canned joke to fit in, not that that's any excuse

13 hours later 21641234 Anonymous
>>21641232 *coalition of woke undergrads and "man up, you a pussy or something broski?" boomers

14 hours later 21641255 Anonymous
>>21639533 lmao you're a female aren't you? >>21640219 see this is a guy you can differentiate between them based on how they write and boy that woman sounds typical as hell. So typical that she doesn't see that 'joking' that 'you can't find the clit' is a mean insult. Why? because if a guy had said that, the proper respons would have been 'because your lips are so flabby it's impossible to find anything down there' but if you say that to the female she starts wailing for positive attention because even though she tries to be one of the boys by trying out joking, she's still a female and desires all those privileges as well so shell get mad and cry.. fucking women always wanting to have their cake and eat it too

14 hours later 21641260 Anonymous
>>21639558 >It's not her fault he's insecure about his ability to sexually perform. >she has sex with him >every opportunity to provide him feedback and lift his insecurities >"it's not her fault!"

14 hours later 21641267 Anonymous
>>21640178 >make joke back at female expense >instant reeee sure thing buddy, just take the joke, it's definitely not a way to step on your face to get a step higher

14 hours later 21641278 Anonymous
>>21640219 this anon us completely right, that anon he was replying to is a total whackjob that's some insidious shit he wrote all meant to hurt your relationship OP. Also probably some sort of ultralefty who wants or thinks it's okay if a woman dominates a man but not the other way around. >>21640438 Great input anon, stopping this shit right in its tracks.

14 hours later 21641281 Anonymous
>>21640549 >massive cope "No I'm smart" "I'm analysing! I'm complex and you're just simple!"

14 hours later 21641295 Anonymous
>>21640549 Please, stop posting on this website any time now.

14 hours later 21641301 Anonymous
>>21639533 >probably because we live in a patriarchy post discarded! (unironically)

14 hours later 21641305 Anonymous
>>21640438 very good post. I don't think she realized that she failed to write a single line of actual advice in all those paragraphs.

14 hours later 21641313 Anonymous
>>21638995 Telling jokes always risk offending someone. She was trying to fit in, get over it. You got hurt because it is an actual insecurity of yours. Talk to her and explain that you don't feel comfortable about your sex life enough for her to make these jokes in public. If she have issues with your sexual performance or other issues with you, tell you in private. Obviously you are overreacting but she was disrespectful.

15 hours later 21641391 Anonymous
>>21641313 No OP was insulted by his gf. What would she say if he told her her lips are too flabby to find her clit. Would it still be a joke or just plain mean? See how much of a hypocrite you are. He's not insecure for being made fun off, fuck off with that bullshit.

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