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2019-06-24 08:28 21048192 Anonymous (1000000002889.jpg 900x900 211kB)
Any Arizona lawfags in? I'm 25 and my girlfriend's (16) parents discovered we were having sex and about 12 hours ago went to the cops What's the chance they actually do anything, and in the worst case scenario what can I expect?

2 min later 21048202 Anonymous
>>21048192 A pity the dad didn't put a couple rounds in the base of your skull, shithead

3 min later 21048207 Anonymous
lol have fun in prison dumbass

4 min later 21048210 Anonymous
>>21048192 Do you think there's a chance that they go like "Oh let's not press charges after all" after going to the police? Have fun in jail

4 min later 21048211 Anonymous
>what are the odds that the police will look into a legitimate statutory rape case Find the biggest guy in the yard and make him your bitch OP.

5 min later 21048212 Anonymous
>>21048192 what's the AOC there?

5 min later 21048213 Anonymous (1537943917855.gif 326x326 748kB)
>>21048192 Give yourself up and go to jail my man

12 min later 21048233 Anonymous
>>21048211 As a chomo it doesn't matter how tough he is, every other prisoner must fight-on-sight or get beaten themselves for letting him go. He's going into protective custody immediately with only other degenerate chomos to be his friends until his sentence is done.

13 min later 21048235 Anonymous
In 2008 I almost went to jail in AZ for being 18 fucking a 16 year old. The step dad got the cops involved, I was interrogated. I didn't say a fuckin word. I went home and waited for jail. I got a phone call saying the police were dropping the case because the parents were providing alcohol to teenagers, the dad was selling coke to kids, and all the parents of the kids at the parties we had would be complicit. It would have been a giant fucking trial, kids would have ended up in foster care and the cops just didn't wanna deal with it. I got incredibly lucky. Here's my advice buddy, cooporate but don't self incriminate. They're gunna check text messages, they're gunna interview her friends and they're gunna try and put a case together. If it's too difficult, if there's nothing to find, then there's no case. You two having sex is he said she said, no case. There has to be messages for anything to move forward.

25 min later 21048256 Anonymous
>>21048192 You’ll be looking at at least a year in prison, and to be placed on a sex registry list. What you get for being a child fucker, gurl can only now legally drive a car and you’re sticking your penis in her?

31 min later 21048260 Anonymous
>>21048256 OP here, I did nothing wrong, 16 is legal in some states Surely the judge will be more reasonable than prison.I expected sex offenders registry because yes I technically broke the law, but I don't deserve prison

38 min later 21048272 Anonymous
>>21048235 Any lawyer would have gotten you off the hook via the Romeo and Juliet law. Cops being lazy fucks and telling you all that info should have encouraged you to go through with it anyway.

45 min later 21048285 Anonymous
>>21048260 >in some states But not in your state where it's 18 You can't be this stupid

47 min later 21048288 Anonymous
>>21048260 16 is legal in some states but federally it's 18, and Arizona is 18. Romeo and Juliet law applies within 2 years, not 9, so you're fucked. I'd press charges if I had evidence some 25 year old loser was banging my 16 year old daughter. Prepare your prostate- it's gonna get loved roughly and there's not a thing you can do about it.

1 hours later 21048319 Anonymous (75C3F140-FCD9-44E5-AD6B-179439213BB5.png 1334x750 248kB)
>>21048260 In Arizona, statutory rape is prosecuted under the state’s sexual abuse and molestation laws, and is broken into several categories based on the age of the parties and the type of sexual contact that occurred, as described below. Sexual conduct with a minor. Sexual conduct with a minor is a crime that involves sexual intercourse or oral sexual contact between a child who is younger than 18 years old, and a defendant of any age. It also includes intercourse or oral sexual contact between a minor who is 15, 16, or 17, and a defendant who is 19 or older (unless the defendant is still in high school), and at least two years older than the minor. Bro you are going to do minimum 6 months jail, and if they throw the book at you, you’re looking at 2years prison, for first time offender... You’re absolutely fucked.

1 hours later 21048350 Anonymous
>>21048192 >What's the chance they actually do anything, and in the worst case scenario what can I expect? Without knowing her parents it's hard to say if they'll actually do anything. Worst case is they call the police, you get nailed with statutory rape charges because AOC here is 18, and they put you on the sex offender registry. Happened to someone I went to high school with. He was 21 and got together with a 17 year old, cops were called and now he's a registered offender.

1 hours later 21048352 Anonymous
>>21048260 >I did nothing wrong Of course you did, you boneheaded asswipe. Get fucked.

1 hours later 21048418 Anonymous
>America You dumb niggers still don't have an age of consent of 15? That ruthless repression is why your country is the pinnacle of all modern degeneracy

1 hours later 21048422 Anonymous
>>21048418 Children are technically property of the state. That’s why they get taken away from parents so easily.

1 hours later 21048429 Anonymous
>>21048422 And the state is the property of wealthy investors and bankers

1 hours later 21048431 Anonymous
>>21048319 That's so stupid ahhhahahahahaha Land of the free my ass maybe 300 years ago

1 hours later 21048433 Anonymous
>>21048210 Is 16 below the age of consent in Arizona? Over here its 14 country-wide.

1 hours later 21048437 Anonymous
>>21048319 LMAO you're fucked brody, you know how they tread kiddie fuckers in prison? get the FUCK out of Arizona and book it south

1 hours later 21048442 Anonymous
>>21048431 Sadly I agree with you. America is basically a country that is controlled and run by corporations. Wouldn’t surprise me if we do go to war with Iran simply as a boost to the economy and to seal in Trump for the next four years.

2 hours later 21048446 Anonymous
>>21048442 Is the Federal Reserve a corporation?

2 hours later 21048447 Anonymous
>>21048433 18 is the age of consent in Arizona.

2 hours later 21048465 Anonymous
>>21048447 Goddamn. America is one of the most fucked places on the planet, competing with UK for most cucked peoples.

2 hours later 21048487 Anonymous
>>21048465 You been living under a rock? Our glory died in the mid 1980s when Reagan set into motion trickle down policies. Now we just get pissed on.

2 hours later 21048489 Anonymous
I await your registration to the sex offender list

2 hours later 21048496 Anonymous
>>21048487 Your glory died before ww2 Everythink since that is fake

2 hours later 21048512 Anonymous
>>21048487 Why do you continue to give your asshole up to your corporate masters for pleasure? I thought the whole gun rights things were for situations like this?

2 hours later 21048517 Anonymous
>>21048512 Actually the fucking amendments and the constitution was written for situations like this. America legit needs a gruesome bloodbath of a revolution

2 hours later 21048519 Anonymous
Spoke with my gf and we've agreed to both say nothing to the police, hopefully this will be enough to avoid anything happening >>21048288 I'm not a loser

2 hours later 21048531 Anonymous
>>21048496 Idk, seems the 60s/70s were pretty based. >>21048512 Because you would lose everything if you tried to buck the system. If you fuck up bad enough the government simply takes your paycheck directly from your employer. Basically we are to do whatever we want as long as it doesn’t interfere with politics or government.

2 hours later 21048535 Anonymous
>>21048531 >60s/70s >the decades that raised boomers >based

2 hours later 21048536 Anonymous
>>21048519 Lol, watch her crack when a police detective reads her the both of your chat logs. Thats all they need. The fact that the parents did go to the police means that you are looking at prison time and sex offender registries. The only job you’ll get after this is construction and manual labor.

2 hours later 21048542 Anonymous
>>21048535 College tuition was $500 a semester...

2 hours later 21048546 Anonymous
>>21048536 I doubt it, she won't even be the one getting interviewed anyway, only I'll potentially get arrested

2 hours later 21048557 Anonymous
>>21048519 Pack your shit and head to Mexico. Time to get the fuck out of here. Id say you have 36 hours before you have cold hard handcuffs waiting for you. Take out whatever cash you have and leave.

2 hours later 21048562 Anonymous
OP here, so turns out the reason her parents found out is because they found her pregnancy test (positive) Things just got 100 times more difficult. Will a judge go easier on me for it, surely it's not in the child's interest to send me to prison?

2 hours later 21048566 Anonymous
>>21048546 Yes but she is their property and they need to see how you coerced her into having sex with you. Then once they have her statement, they will come and find you. THEYRE COMING FOR YOU!!!

2 hours later 21048569 Anonymous
>>21048562 Lol nope. Now you gonna owe child support. I really hope you aren’t afraid of heights.

2 hours later 21048570 Anonymous
>>21048546 Why are you so confident? Why is it always some bumblefuck asshole who thinks he's gonna outwit the system and the cops? Bitch, they put people like you down like animals as part of a daily grind, and you think your fucking vow with a 16 year old is gonna save you??? What the fuck, Anonymous? Were you dropped on your head before you made this thread?

2 hours later 21048573 Anonymous
>>21048192 how did you even a get a 16 yo gf at the age of 25?

2 hours later 21048576 Anonymous
>>21048573 Probably found her at the greyhound station.

2 hours later 21048577 Anonymous
>>21048573 being a loser I knew a guy in his 30s who did this, the 15/16 year olds are always extremely defensive of them because teenage girls will fuck anything older than themselves. It's pretty sad.

2 hours later 21048584 Anonymous
>>21048235 Why are stepdads (aka cuck daddies) so much more needlessly protective than biological dads?

2 hours later 21048585 Anonymous
>>21048531 >60s 70s Ahhh one of the biggest stock market scam periods

2 hours later 21048589 Anonymous
>>21048577 Female psychology is a sad thing. Go figure. I say enjoy young pussyyyy

2 hours later 21048594 Anonymous
>>21048577 I'm not a loser, if it helps me I can afford a good lawyer, but that only goes so far

2 hours later 21048596 Anonymous
>>21048573 How do you not? Teenagers eat that shit up, I'm 28 and I hate starting jobs because I'm a talentless hack but that means I work with teens, and teens always do this doe-eyed shit. But I don't fucking care because they're teens, teens are dumb as dirt. I don't even wanna pump n dump them because they're dumb. I'd rather pump n dump someone who understood they were being pumped and then dumped and was at peace with that. Peace isn't a thing teenagers do well; that's why 16 yo girls always appeal to men with the emotional stability and maturity of a fucking grade schooler.

2 hours later 21048598 Anonymous
>>21048594 >going for 16 year olds >not a loser sure don't drop the soap

2 hours later 21048618 Anonymous
>>21048598 There are 16 year old girls that easily look 24 There are 27 year old women that look barely 18 Just because you're jelly of only fucking escorts and never tasting young tight pussss definitely doesn't make people different from you losers

2 hours later 21048627 Anonymous
>>21048618 >going to get your asshole violated by tyrone in privately run amerimutt prison >still coping

3 hours later 21048628 Anonymous
>>21048542 >college >i.e. marxist indoctrination centers And that same "educated" population sucked and continues to suck Reagan's sweaty corporate balls while the country has gone to absolute shit.

3 hours later 21048634 Anonymous
Which city are you in OP?

3 hours later 21048651 Anonymous
>>21048627 Age of consent is 15 where I live, faggot borger

3 hours later 21048655 Anonymous
>>21048651 I love how Euro men are always so proud of dating teenagers Does a 15 year old even know how to put out or does she just sit there hoping she doesn't get knocked the fuck up in high school? Then again that's not the USA so being teen pregnant isn't akin to signing your own death warrant

3 hours later 21048677 Anonymous
>>21048655 I love how pathetic fags like you always feel like we take pride in legislation They are unskilled labour but definitely animals and quite fun. I don't believe in one night stands tho, that shit's peak degenerate.

3 hours later 21048706 Anonymous
>>21048192 Have fun being the bottom of the social hierarchy in prison.

3 hours later 21048766 Anonymous
>>21048584 Because they actually want to slam the step-daughter for realsies

3 hours later 21048769 Anonymous
>>21048766 >t. woody allen

4 hours later 21048850 Anonymous
>>21048570 Okay anon we get it, you are angry

5 hours later 21048995 Anonymous
OP here, I'm surprised at all the hostility, I was expecting support and advice. I've done nothing wrong, this is legal in many states. We've been in a healthy relationship for many months now and there's no reason we shouldn't have sex, it's fully consensual

7 hours later 21049189 Anonymous
>>21048706 Funny that this is true, murderers and burglars etc taking the moral high ground over someone committing a trivial crime

8 hours later 21049354 Anonymous
>>21048995 You gotta respect the laws, it's that simple. How the hell did it not occur to you to double check for age of consent? You ALWAYS make sure if you're trying to date someone not at least 18, ALWAYS. From the sound of your posts, you sound like you're baiting though.

8 hours later 21049391 Anonymous
>>21048655 >or does she just sit there hoping she doesn't get knocked the fuck up in high school? This one here actually. Had a girl who fucked around with an early 20's dude at age 14 in my highschool class. She was scared she was pregnant once and then her period started during, of all things, swimming practice at school. She dropped out of highschool a year later. To be fair, the only girls who do this kinda shit are the reaaally dysfunctional ones. Worse than Florida Project tier white trash, so hardly a loss to society.

8 hours later 21049461 Anonymous
Americans are bizarre thinking that under 18s having sex is a terrible crime, and age gaps too. Nothing wrong with it at all

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