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2019-06-12 11:51 21005407 Anonymous (1526833957036.webm 640x360 3137kB)
I'm a chronic masturbator. I'm also extremely lazy. I decided to stop jerking off for once in my life and see if I can be more productive, but right now all I want to do is shoot huge ropes out of my angry cock ARRRRRGH HELP

11 min later 21005441 Anonymous
>>21005407 Try to get into a good hobby like learning a musical instrument or some shit.

18 min later 21005458 Anonymous
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26 min later 21005478 Anonymous
Nofap is a meme Being /fit/ will do a lot more to make you confident, assuming you're not an emasculated manlet. t. Has tried both extensively

33 min later 21005495 Anonymous
>>21005478 >tfw 5'7 115lbs send help

37 min later 21005497 Anonymous
I Revel in nofap. try a calisthenics routine in your room, do it daily and take cold showers. after 1 month youll notice a significant improvement

42 min later 21005512 Anonymous
>>21005407 Dude, keeping webm's like the one you posted won't help. The biggest thing you need to do is stay busy. If you fap alot in your room, make it a point to avoid your room or keep the door open. If you're spiritual, try praying when you're tempted, it helps me.

48 min later 21005523 Anonymous
it's actually possible to be addicted to fapping and porn. Your balls are used to pumping out a lot of sperm and when you try to cut back, the whole factory's gotta adjust to that decision. There are some animals when dissected, have swollen sperm sacks due to lack of ejaculation and they basically are just primitive fuck machines. Their only goal in life is to ejaculate on eggs. That's you. Your only purpose is to ejaculate.

2 hours later 21005744 Anonymous
>>21005523 >they basically are just primitive fuck machines. Their only goal in life is to ejaculate on eggs. >That's you. Your only purpose is to ejaculate. Damn. OP doesn't need advice, he needs a medal! Livin' the dream!

2 hours later 21005750 Anonymous
lift heavy shit Everytime you feel the urge lol at the webm

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