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2018-12-19 03:12 20366921 Anonymous I feel guilty about killing a wasp (images (16).jpg 231x218 9kB)
>be me >20 minutes ago >wasp came through door >holyshit.png >lil bro afraid of wasp >idea.jpg >grab belt >swing at wasp >miss >big bro also grabs belt and swing at wasp like crazy >twoteenagersswingingcrazyatwasp >wasp too evasive >wasp rest at edge of wall >omaiwamoshindairu >smash belt to the motherfucker with a force of a thousand suns >wasp body splits into two >wut.avi >look at wasp body >look at lil bro >lil bro staring at me like im a fucking hero >feel bad of how i killed a wasp without mercy >grab wasp body >bury it to the backyard What do i do anons?i still feel guilty about it

3 min later 20366933 Anonymous
Realize that people kill millions of animals like cute pigs, cows, bunnies... each day.

21 min later 20366962 Anonymous
Become vegan to repent

1 hours later 20367047 Anonymous
>>20366921 >two brothers swinging and whipping with belts in the bedroom This story could have been cool gay, but you made it pussy gay.

1 hours later 20367053 Anonymous
If it's trapped in a room, it's pretty much disabled. I put them on a piece of paper and throw them outside all the time and I've never gotten stung.

1 hours later 20367219 Peanut Butter
>>20366921 Well if you're jewish, it clearly states that gentiles are on the same level as animals. So you don't need to feel so guilty OP. I guess if you're any other religion, then yeah, you'll view them as fellow human beings. But feeling guilty shouldn't be your main concern, is there any chance of the police finding out? Why are you not covering your tracks and instead posting here on /adv/?

9 hours later 20368333 Anonymous (3640.gif 502x436 396kB)
>>20366921 Hey op I'm going to let you know a little fun fact. When a wasp is in danger or about to be killed it sends out a signal to other wasps for help. It might take a day or so but another wasp will come to the same location like a goddamn detective checking out the scene of the crime. Don't panic and make sure your little bro is ok cause these fuckers will be out for blood if they find out you two did anything. I know cause I've had a few instances like this in my life one even came when the detective was killed. I got lucky last time when what I hope was a based spider living under my couch got to it. Also nice job on splitting it with the belt reminded me of a time i decapitated a fly. >be me >up at night trying to eat my dinner >hear a noise >it sounds like buzzing >senses are on high alert >hope its not detective wasp back again to find the missing body >can't see anything in low light >buzzing intensifies >see something dark fly by in corner of eye >2 seconds later the motherfucker has the nerve to buzz in my ear >its a goddamn fly >proceed to grab the flyswatter >this little shit is too fast and clever >1 hour later >say fuck it and eat reheated dinner in my room >come back the next night.... Its still fucking here >repeat of last night >still can't kill it >this goes on for about 2 more nights >slowly begin to lose my sanity >walking around house trying to negotiate with it >negotiation turns to threats >2 hours go by on the fourth night >Haven't eaten in like 6 hours >begin speaking with german accent once sleepiness sets in >eyes scanning the kitchen like a robot in a movie >realize I'm within striking distance >raise high-quality flyswatter up in the air >hit the stove with the wrath of the gods >check to see how squished the body was >see its still solid >small trail of shit or guts next to it >notice its head isn't there >HOLY SHIT I DECAPITATED IT >I'm so happy >can't find head >check weapon for blood >the head was caught in the swatter holes

9 hours later 20368419 Anonymous
>>20366921 Don't feel bad OP, wasps live and die by the sword. It died a warrior's death

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